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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I didn't have one as a kid and I'm feeling deprived.

I could make a fort with a blanket between two chairs but it's not the same.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

You can get some really proper adult tree houses now - but you'd be paying the price of a family car.

Let me know when the tree house warming party is.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Try ordering something very small from Amazon. They will send it in a box the size of a moon lander and you can then make a fort or den from that

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"I didn't have one as a kid and I'm feeling deprived.

I could make a fort with a blanket between two chairs but it's not the same."

Have you got a tree to put it in

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"You can get some really proper adult tree houses now - but you'd be paying the price of a family car.

Let me know when the tree house warming party is. "

No. There will be a sign saying no boys allowed. Boys smell and are dirty and eat worms!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I didn't have one as a kid and I'm feeling deprived.

I could make a fort with a blanket between two chairs but it's not the same.

Have you got a tree to put it in "

No

I'm deprived.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Try ordering something very small from Amazon. They will send it in a box the size of a moon lander and you can then make a fort or den from that "

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe


"You can get some really proper adult tree houses now - but you'd be paying the price of a family car.

Let me know when the tree house warming party is.

No. There will be a sign saying no boys allowed. Boys smell and are dirty and eat worms! "

Just remember boys make better tree houses for fussy girls haha xxx

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I'm deprived."

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm deprived.

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D"

Shhh! You said you wouldn't tell anyone

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"I didn't have one as a kid and I'm feeling deprived.

I could make a fort with a blanket between two chairs but it's not the same.

Have you got a tree to put it in

No

I'm deprived."

It wouldn't have been nice in a tree house yesterday

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"I didn't have one as a kid and I'm feeling deprived.

I could make a fort with a blanket between two chairs but it's not the same.

Have you got a tree to put it in

No

I'm deprived."

So start by asking Santa for a tree

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I'm deprived.

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D

Shhh! You said you wouldn't tell anyone "

What's this? I said something to a woman I didn't mean? Shit, that hasn't happened since "I'll build you a tree house"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There's a programme ...treehouse masters on the discovery channel I think.....just amazing treehouses....better than my house!!

It makes me want one everytime I watch it!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"There's a programme ...treehouse masters on the discovery channel I think.....just amazing treehouses....better than my house!!

It makes me want one everytime I watch it!"

I'd better not watch it then!

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"I'm deprived.

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D

Shhh! You said you wouldn't tell anyone

What's this? I said something to a woman I didn't mean? Shit, that hasn't happened since "I'll build you a tree house""

What if I ask you really nicely? Would you build me a tree house then?

Otherwise I'll be stuck with a blanket between two chairs

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI


"There's a programme ...treehouse masters on the discovery channel I think.....just amazing treehouses....better than my house!!

It makes me want one everytime I watch it!"

Those are special tree houses, for girls that share! Not everyone gets one of those.

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By *ee Viante OP   Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm speshul. My mum says so!

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"What if I ask you really nicely? Would you build me a tree house then?

Otherwise I'll be stuck with a blanket between two chairs "

Well, yes, of course I will. But I suspect that the chairs and blanket technique will have more chance of passing a health and safety check

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm deprived.

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D"

"I'm depraved on account of I'm deprived!" - West Side Story.

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

the boys are being silly they should find you a nice big tree in the park build you a house then you could sit there throwing things at peoples walking under it

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I'm deprived.

Ah VV, you do seem to still have trouble with your I's and A's.

It's D.E.P.R.A.V.E.D

Shhh! You said you wouldn't tell anyone

What's this? I said something to a woman I didn't mean? Shit, that hasn't happened since "I'll build you a tree house"

What if I ask you really nicely? Would you build me a tree house then?

Otherwise I'll be stuck with a blanket between two chairs "

You should add a wooden clotheshorse to your design - it makes for a much roomier fort.

Btw I've got a treehouse. It has a rope bridge and a trapdoor.

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By *igandanneCouple
over a year ago

Cheltenham

I spent the night in treetops once .now thats a big tree house lol

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