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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day!" Don't fret, you'll probably have them once the swelling goes down | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day!" An actual spanner or a person you consider to be a spanner? | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day! An actual spanner or a person you consider to be a spanner?" An actual spanner. I hate rusty nuts. | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day! An actual spanner or a person you consider to be a spanner? An actual spanner. I hate rusty nuts." Sticky knobs are no better. Nor frozen flanges. | |||
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"I recommend a moustache. I guess you just need to work out which is the lesser of the two evils......" I have one already. It matches the beard. | |||
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"Too much sucking cock lol" I'm more of a licker. | |||
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"Bull dog clip on the back of your head to pull the skin tight?" Does that work for your wrinkly bits? | |||
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"Just smile 100% of the time. The nice people in the asylum will appreciate it." After I posted the OP I began to think it might be the result of all the smiling. I've made everything loose and stretchy. | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day!" Ouch! I hope your teeth are undamaged. | |||
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"Just smile 100% of the time. The nice people in the asylum will appreciate it. After I posted the OP I began to think it might be the result of all the smiling. I've made everything loose and stretchy." Duct tape. Definitely duct tape. | |||
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"Not wrinkled. Ribbed for extra sensation. It's all in the marketing. " I will be using this tip | |||
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"Just smile 100% of the time. The nice people in the asylum will appreciate it. After I posted the OP I began to think it might be the result of all the smiling. I've made everything loose and stretchy. Duct tape. Definitely duct tape. "Is that the silver stuff, the green stuff or the black one? You know I don't shop in the same places as you. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. " I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear  | |||
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"I have recently been wondering how my knees became wrinkled "Wrinkles or friction damage?  | |||
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"Just smile 100% of the time. The nice people in the asylum will appreciate it. After I posted the OP I began to think it might be the result of all the smiling. I've made everything loose and stretchy. Duct tape. Definitely duct tape.
Is that the silver stuff, the green stuff or the black one? You know I don't shop in the same places as you."It comes in lots of colours. Silver and black are the most common. Duck brand do all sorts of pretty patterns though, including zebra print, leopard print and printed with owls. Asda had it last time I was in there and Hobbycraft stock it too. | |||
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"I have recently been wondering how my knees became wrinkled
Wrinkles or friction damage? "oo I couldn't possibly say | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear "I don't wear glasses.   | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day! An actual spanner or a person you consider to be a spanner? An actual spanner. I hate rusty nuts." Ah, he's harmless enough  | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses. "Put some on before you look in the mirror. Strong prescription ones or very dark ones will do. | |||
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"Just smile 100% of the time. The nice people in the asylum will appreciate it. After I posted the OP I began to think it might be the result of all the smiling. I've made everything loose and stretchy. Duct tape. Definitely duct tape.
Is that the silver stuff, the green stuff or the black one? You know I don't shop in the same places as you.
It comes in lots of colours. Silver and black are the most common.
Duck brand do all sorts of pretty patterns though, including zebra print, leopard print and printed with owls. Asda had it last time I was in there and Hobbycraft stock it too."I can get a zebra one and then my mouth will match my shoes. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses. "then you are doomed! I noticed these lines on my mouth I'm waiting for my lipstick to start bleeding into them then I shall start wearing a headscarf and drinking stout in the saloon bar | |||
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"I can get a zebra one and then my mouth will match my shoes. "Yes but you'll have trouble speaking as you'll be a bit horse | |||
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"It's nice to have a weekday morning with you lot again. So much, erm, useful advice." You are very welcome. Happy to help | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses.
then you are doomed!
I noticed these lines on my mouth I'm waiting for my lipstick to start bleeding into them then I shall start wearing a headscarf and drinking stout in the saloon bar "I hadn't thought of lipstick bleed!  | |||
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"I can get a zebra one and then my mouth will match my shoes.
Yes but you'll have trouble speaking as you'll be a bit horse"That's why you get special pictures. | |||
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"It's nice to have a weekday morning with you lot again. So much, erm, useful advice." I'm full of brilliant ideas this morning. I might start an advice thread. I'd be ace at that! | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses.
then you are doomed!
I noticed these lines on my mouth I'm waiting for my lipstick to start bleeding into them then I shall start wearing a headscarf and drinking stout in the saloon bar
I hadn't thought of lipstick bleed! "Three ways of dealing with that I can come round and poke you in the eye so you need glasses, you can use that attractive lipliner pencil in a shade much darker than your lipstick or you simply paint your lips a bright red carefully going right over the edges anyway. As ever most happy to help a fellow wrinkly out | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. " If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that" What's the duckface look? I don't do group girlie photos and all my selfies are on here. | |||
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"Gurning is supposed to help  "I do that anyway. Maybe that's the cause. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that What's the duckface look? I don't do group girlie photos and all my selfies are on here. " Its that pouty thing that girls do. They think us guys find it sexy, Ive never seen one guy say he finds it sexy, yet seen hundreds of comments taking the mick. | |||
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"Gurning is supposed to help
I do that anyway. Maybe that's the cause.
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that What's the duckface look? I don't do group girlie photos and all my selfies are on here. Its that pouty thing that girls do. They think us guys find it sexy, Ive never seen one guy say he finds it sexy, yet seen hundreds of comments taking the mick." I'm not doing that, it will make my lips look wrinkly.  | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses.
then you are doomed!
I noticed these lines on my mouth I'm waiting for my lipstick to start bleeding into them then I shall start wearing a headscarf and drinking stout in the saloon bar "You mean like Violet Carson? Lickety is nowt like her yet. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that What's the duckface look? I don't do group girlie photos and all my selfies are on here. Its that pouty thing that girls do. They think us guys find it sexy, Ive never seen one guy say he finds it sexy, yet seen hundreds of comments taking the mick. I'm not doing that, it will make my lips look wrinkly. "Have a look at your second picture down, the top right hand picture in that montage. Thats a duck face. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. If you pull the duckface look quite a bit in selfie's and group girlie photo's it may be from that What's the duckface look? I don't do group girlie photos and all my selfies are on here. Its that pouty thing that girls do. They think us guys find it sexy, Ive never seen one guy say he finds it sexy, yet seen hundreds of comments taking the mick. I'm not doing that, it will make my lips look wrinkly.
Have a look at your second picture down, the top right hand picture in that montage. Thats a duck face."Damn! That was me blowing a kiss. | |||
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"As if overnight, I have noticed I have a wrinkly top lip when I'm not smiling (and stretching the skin). I don't smoke or suck on lollies (or much else). Make it go away. Hints and tips welcome along with your "how did that happen?" and "I've just noticed..." stories. I find that if just before I look in the mirror I remove my glasses any slight "character marks" simply disappear
I don't wear glasses.
then you are doomed!
I noticed these lines on my mouth I'm waiting for my lipstick to start bleeding into them then I shall start wearing a headscarf and drinking stout in the saloon bar
You mean like Violet Carson? Lickety is nowt like her yet. "I think I have a bit of Ena Sharples in my personality. | |||
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"Woman's Hour discussing turning 50. India Knight says that being fat is the best wrinkle disguise. I need to eat ginger and fatten my lips. " As long as you stay fat it's ok. Losing weight is not good for wrinkles | |||
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"I recommend a moustache. I guess you just need to work out which is the lesser of the two evils...... I have one already. It matches the beard." cool.... rocking the "conchita" look...... | |||
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"Woman's Hour discussing turning 50. India Knight says that being fat is the best wrinkle disguise. I need to eat ginger and fatten my lips. " I'm ginger
I think Joanna Lumley did a face workout once. It invovled making funny faces and looked ridiculous. But it seems to have worked for her. It's either that or Botox. | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day! Ouch! I hope your teeth are undamaged." Fortunately yes they are fine. They just provided the anvil for the spanner to flatten my lips upon. | |||
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"A spanner slipped at work yesterday and hit me in the mouth. I now look like Lesley Ash. I'll take the wrinkles over that look any day! An actual spanner or a person you consider to be a spanner? An actual spanner. I hate rusty nuts." What's he ever done to you??
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"Haemorrhoid cream, models have been using it for years to tighten bags under their eyes and wrinkles on top lips. Honest! "I knew about the eye wrinkles but I hadn't thought of the top lip. I think I might just accept my lot and grow old disgracefully. Thank you for proper tips and advice. | |||
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"Woman's Hour discussing turning 50. India Knight says that being fat is the best wrinkle disguise. I need to eat ginger and fatten my lips. I'm ginger
I think Joanna Lumley did a face workout once. It invovled making funny faces and looked ridiculous. But it seems to have worked for her. It's either that or Botox. "You may be ginger but as I have never even ranked with you I think you are just teasing. | |||
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"I recommend a moustache. I guess you just need to work out which is the lesser of the two evils...... I have one already. It matches the beard. cool.... rocking the "conchita" look...... "I might need to let my chin hairs grow longer for that. | |||
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"now im gonna be staring at your lip next time we meet lol" It's fine if I keep smiling. | |||
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"Woman's Hour discussing turning 50. India Knight says that being fat is the best wrinkle disguise. I need to eat ginger and fatten my lips. I'm ginger
I think Joanna Lumley did a face workout once. It invovled making funny faces and looked ridiculous. But it seems to have worked for her. It's either that or Botox.
You may be ginger but as I have never even ranked with you I think you are just teasing."Are you calling me a teasing ranker ? | |||
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"Grow a moustache. "I have a couple you can borrow! 
A matching Afro or two as well!
Various colours available to match shoes/handbags!
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"Haemorrhoid cream, models have been using it for years to tighten bags under their eyes and wrinkles on top lips. Honest!
I knew about the eye wrinkles but I hadn't thought of the top lip. I think I might just accept my lot and grow old disgracefully.
Thank you for proper tips and advice."Are you intimating that my tips and advice were not proper? I am most insulted! | |||
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"You're not the only one its happening to. Hope that makes you feel a bit better x" she meant face lips QOT | |||
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"You're not the only one its happening to. Hope that makes you feel a bit better x she meant face lips QOT "Do you mean we get lines around the others too  | |||
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"You're not the only one its happening to. Hope that makes you feel a bit better x she meant face lips QOT
Do you mean we get lines around the others too "Well I have seen some wrinkly ones. | |||
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"You're not the only one its happening to. Hope that makes you feel a bit better x she meant face lips QOT
Do you mean we get lines around the others too
Well I have seen some wrinkly ones. "Omg you've just put a image in my head. Something I've never thought about  | |||
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"Too much sucking cock lol" Noooooooo, not enough cock sucking I rekon, I'll help you tone that top lip if you want | |||
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" You may be ginger but as I have never even ranked with you I think you are just teasing. Are you calling me a teasing ranker ?" If the cab fits... | |||
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"Wear something low cut so they don't even realise you have a head. " I'm not sure many realise I have a head anyway. | |||
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" You may be ginger but as I have never even ranked with you I think you are just teasing. Are you calling me a teasing ranker ? If the cab fits..." | |||
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