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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Inspired by another topic....

Make up a plausible sounding sexual fact.

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The vagina was discovered in Virginia in the 1800s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Penguins are trainee nuns

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

The vagina got the slang term 'cunt' because a Scottish man couldn't (or cunt) get his penis in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

84% of all statistics are made up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fist a woman deep enough you can move her eyes from side to side like Eagle Eye Action Man

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

A man was killed by suffocation when a female elephant sat on him and his head went up it's elephantine foo-foo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Inspired by another topic....

Make up a plausible sounding sexual fact.

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The vagina was discovered in Virginia in the 1800s"

Women with green eyes see better in the dark.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you fist a woman deep enough you can move her eyes from side to side like Eagle Eye Action Man"

Guffawed at that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The average duration of intercourse is 37 minutes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the largest human penis was over 8 foot in length,because of its vast weight and length its owner had to wheel it about in a wheelbarrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you stick a torch up a mans arse, the light will come out of his Japs eye

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Penis is short for... Poke Everything Nicely, Including Sisters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The queen uses her sceptre as a dildo

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

The queen uses her dildo as a sceptre.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

The bit of skin between a woman's vagina and anus is called the fact.

Because if you are shagging her vagina and you slip out and in the anus you are in the shit and that's a fact

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bit of skin between a woman's vagina and anus is called the fact.

Because if you are shagging her vagina and you slip out and in the anus you are in the shit and that's a fact "

I thought that was called the Chin Rest?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Its not sexual and it might not even be made up:

Ladies stand up to fart in the bath, Women don't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In females, larger nipples indicate a higher chance of obtaining access to "restricted areas" in the bedroom.

Small nipples indicate vanilla tendencies.

(Awaits backlash)...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"the largest human penis was over 8 foot in length,because of its vast weight and length its owner had to wheel it about in a wheelbarrow"

I remember watching the TV programme following that poor bloke in the USA who had the132 lb scrotum. Even as a female , it was painful to watch.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"the largest human penis was over 8 foot in length,because of its vast weight and length its owner had to wheel it about in a wheelbarrow

I remember watching the TV programme following that poor bloke in the USA who had the132 lb scrotum. Even as a female , it was painful to watch. "

Some people have a lot of baggage to carry round

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you laid all the women in Essex end to end, no one would be surprised

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men like a big bum – its official! Why? Because it indicates fertility...and gives the guy somewhere to park his bicycle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 22/10/14 08:53:13]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(i really need to watch my Autocorrect!)

It's okay, it happens to a lot of men

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chili sauce can be used as a lube

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"Chili sauce can be used as a lube"

that's for Mexicans only

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The furthest ejaculation by a human male is 3.124 miles.

The pilot of concorde decided to have a quick one off the wrist on a trans-atlantic flight at 1,270 mph. The total distance travelled during the vinegar strokes was 14.274 miles.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Chili sauce can be used as a lube"

It can be.

Whether or not it *should* be is another question entirely

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By *eforfuncplCouple
over a year ago

Morecambe

Beer drinkers prefer women with big arses as it provides somewhere for their pint to rest as they watch sky sports x

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Beer drinkers prefer women with big arses as it provides somewhere for their pint to rest as they watch sky sports x "

I thought we were making facts up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The bit of skin between a woman's vagina and anus is called the fact.

Because if you are shagging her vagina and you slip out and in the anus you are in the shit and that's a fact "

I always thought it was called a snutter - cos it's snutter fanny and it's snutter arse.

Him (obviously!)

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