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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I don't think I was told any. Or I didn't believe the ones I was told. I'm not sure.

My parents were quite honest with me though.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


" Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream! "

I got told that too!!!

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

If you pick your nose your head will cave in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes , your face will stay that way my girl !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wee in a swimming pool the water turns blue

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Oh, I've thought of one. Don't swallow chewing gum because it will wrap around your intestines and cause a strangulated hernia.

It wasn't my parents that told me that though and I didn't believe it for long because I tried it to see and never did expire from a strangulated hernia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you wee in a swimming pool the water turns blue

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I got told pink and I believed it too !

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By *layfull pairingCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

If u keep playing with it, it will fall off !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That there is a tooth fairy , an Easter bunny , a man in a red suit that delivers presents to the whole world in a night and that fairies live where trees meet across a road. I liked all those - even though they seem illogical as an adult !

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

My uncle always said he was going to church every Sunday dinner. Must have been pretty tiring listening to those sermons as he had to have a long nap in the afternoon

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half the stuff I was taught in primary school. My teachers weren't great. (I still have to occasionally correct my kids about stuff they are taught, because their teachers are often still teaching the same nonsense THEY were taught 20 years ago!

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

Don't eat apple or orange pips, as a tree will grow inside you!

Was always told this!

Oh and ends of bananas were poisonous!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If the wind changes , your face will stay that way my girl ! "

I got told this too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Half the stuff I was taught in primary school. My teachers weren't great. (I still have to occasionally correct my kids about stuff they are taught, because their teachers are often still teaching the same nonsense THEY were taught 20 years ago!"

You're not a conspiracy theorist are you? The Earth really is round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents told me the inside of my pram/pushchair was an exact replica of the Kit from Knight Rider, of course, I was delighted and let my entire lower school know I had the coolest pushchair in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That nuns took children and made lampshades frm their skin

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By *andm288Couple
over a year ago

oxford

Don't eat cheese in the evening as it gives you Nightmares ! Was obviously true as I was married to a nightmare for 13 years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Half the stuff I was taught in primary school. My teachers weren't great. (I still have to occasionally correct my kids about stuff they are taught, because their teachers are often still teaching the same nonsense THEY were taught 20 years ago!

You're not a conspiracy theorist are you? The Earth really is round. "

And I thought it rode round on the back of a turtle!

No, more like the maths and science which is taught because it gives easy answers, and teaching about Thomas Edison instead of Nikolas Tesla.

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"That nuns took children and made lampshades frm their skin "

seriously?

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

That eating carrots made you see in the dark and eating crusts made your hair curly!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

That dried banana skins could be smoked as a hallucinogenic. Although I think I was about 14.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That dried banana skins could be smoked as a hallucinogenic. Although I think I was about 14. "

That was true at one point. The herbicides they used years ago would dry on the skins and that was what made you high.

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees


"That eating carrots made you see in the dark and eating crusts made your hair curly! "

my grandad used to say this xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That eating carrots made you see in the dark and eating crusts made your hair curly!

my grandad used to say this xx"

The carrot thing was used in WW2 as a cover for our new radar system. Its was a propaganda campaign to confuse the Germans as to how we could shoot them down at night.

Studies in to Vitamin A in carrots and other veg has been be proved to be good for your eyesight

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By *abka31Man
over a year ago

london


"If the wind changes , your face will stay that way my girl ! "

Got told this one, and I now looking in the mirror I think it's true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That nuns took children and made lampshades frm their skin "

This is true. Priests use foreskins as dental floss

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Santa claus

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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

If you don't get to sleep the 9 o'clock horses will get you.

And don't touch dandelions else you will wee the bed lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if you tread on a Beatle it will rain. I'm starting to think I come from a deranged family !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you tread on a Beatle it will rain. I'm starting to think I come from a deranged family ! "

There's less chance of this nowadays seeing as only Ringo and Paul are left

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City


"

don't touch dandelions else you will wee the bed lol xx

"

Gosh, yes! Forgot about this one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Step on the cracks and something will happen. I can't remember what

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every Sunday when I was about 5-6 I built a house of cards in my front room before bed and left it there overnight and always in the morning I found tiny goblets, salvers etc made from what could have been silver foil littered around outside it with crumbs from cake and tiny drops of spilled juice. There was also a note, the size of a postage stamp, tiny tiny writing thanking me for somewhere for the fairies to stay overnight. Sometimes they left their discarded ball gowns, the flower heads of snapdragons beautiful colours, with the stamens removed. I firmly believed the fairies had been and it made a little girl very happy. So maybe not lies, maybe kept a little girls beliefs going for a bit longer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every Sunday when I was about 5-6 I built a house of cards in my front room before bed and left it there overnight and always in the morning I found tiny goblets, salvers etc made from what could have been silver foil littered around outside it with crumbs from cake and tiny drops of spilled juice. There was also a note, the size of a postage stamp, tiny tiny writing thanking me for somewhere for the fairies to stay overnight. Sometimes they left their discarded ball gowns, the flower heads of snapdragons beautiful colours, with the stamens removed. I firmly believed the fairies had been and it made a little girl very happy. So maybe not lies, maybe kept a little girls beliefs going for a bit longer? "

That was a lovely thing that your parents did, what great memories

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if you tread on a Beatle it will rain. I'm starting to think I come from a deranged family !

There's less chance of this nowadays seeing as only Ringo and Paul are left"

I'm not treading on anyone after my last escapade !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you eat your crusts you will get curly hair or a hairy chest w hitch I found strange seen as I was a little girl.

I was told by a sibling that all babies are born girls but when they get to 5 some change into boys they said I would change. I was so worried thinking I was going to change on my birthday

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

That if I told lies my tongue would turn black.

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast


"That if I told lies my tongue would turn black. "

Yohoho, your tongue is a bit black looking.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Almost all the physics I was taught at school.

Sat here having an Adolusian coffee on the red moon of Rigel Prime with my four armed lizardman best mate (he's called Nigel) watching purple ion plumes rise in the crater below has shown me that all my physics teachers were actually just dicks...

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

Santa .... now being older with my own son I wish he was real, I would cost me a hell of a lot less and it would be so much less hassle.

I use to tell my son...

At night his toys would to come alive, he had a bucket of dinosaurss and they have done things like tear toilet roll and squirt tooth paste, make bubbles in the bathtoom.

they have emptied porridge oats over the side and been found to be eating them..

they have got traped inside the fridge.

and have had a battle against green army men!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cows lie down in the rain

Guacamole was bat droppings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have told some whoppers to my child x

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That I was the ugliest baby ever born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1. "Stick out your tongue so I can see if you're lying".

2. "Evel Kenievel lives there" (down the road from our house, said it every time and I was telling friends until a few years ago).

3. "Don't walk between those gates, you'll get electrocuted"

4. "Who can win the silence game?"

5. "Rumble strips are for blind drivers"

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By *eyondCuriousWoman
over a year ago

Shrewsbury


"Every Sunday when I was about 5-6 I built a house of cards in my front room before bed and left it there overnight and always in the morning I found tiny goblets, salvers etc made from what could have been silver foil littered around outside it with crumbs from cake and tiny drops of spilled juice. There was also a note, the size of a postage stamp, tiny tiny writing thanking me for somewhere for the fairies to stay overnight. Sometimes they left their discarded ball gowns, the flower heads of snapdragons beautiful colours, with the stamens removed. I firmly believed the fairies had been and it made a little girl very happy. So maybe not lies, maybe kept a little girls beliefs going for a bit longer? "

That....is just awesome

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if I told lies my tongue would turn black. "

Haha. I tell my kids that if they lie their tongue turns Blue - they believe me as well. Poor kids lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you eat your crusts you will get curly hair or a hairy chest w hitch I found strange seen as I was a little girl.

I was told by a sibling that all babies are born girls but when they get to 5 some change into boys they said I would change. I was so worried thinking I was going to change on my birthday

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My nan started to lose it a bit and she used to say "eat your crust, they will make your teeth curly"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

If you wank too much you will go bilnd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That if I told lies my tongue would turn black. "

i was told this one too lol

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By *oudnproudWoman
over a year ago

penrith

My dad use to tell me that the kebab meat in the shops was "elephants leg"

Still now I will not eat this!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice girls don't

They bloody well do

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"That if I told lies my tongue would turn black.

Yohoho, your tongue is a bit black looking. "

omg! It is as well. My Ma will know I have been telling lies again!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I believed a certain famous comedian was my Uncle as our last name isn't so common...was gutted when I found out my dad had been telling me porkies, but I suppose it explained why he never visited us

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

That if you drank squash without diluting it it would rot your guts.

Along with the swallowing chewing gum and the eating fruit pips/stones one too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told I was found in the bulrushes also my dad use to say lipstick was made from squashed bugs that scared me when elderly ladies wanted to kiss me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That stepping on an odd number of drains would bring you bad luck.

Even to this day I avoid them

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield


"I was told I was found in the bulrushes also my dad use to say lipstick was made from squashed bugs that scared me when elderly ladies wanted to kiss me"

Nah. But squashed bugs were in red food colouring (cochineal)

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

I was told that santa was real and when I was about 8 and found out the truth I fell out with my mum and I've never forgiven her for it. Needless to say that I never lied about it to my kids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream! "

thats a classic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents told me that a haggis was a 3 legged creature and that one leg was shorter than the other two and the way to catch it was to chase it up a hill because it could go up but due to its short leg it couldn't get back down. I believed this for a long time. It gave them much amusement

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By *ettering-couple76Couple
over a year ago

Kettering

In sex education classes we were shown how babies were born through a toilet U-bend.

It came as a shock the first time I actually got into a girl's knickers...

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when my brother was little my mum convinced him he had been so bad he had horns growing on his head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every Sunday when I was about 5-6 I built a house of cards in my front room before bed and left it there overnight and always in the morning I found tiny goblets, salvers etc made from what could have been silver foil littered around outside it with crumbs from cake and tiny drops of spilled juice. There was also a note, the size of a postage stamp, tiny tiny writing thanking me for somewhere for the fairies to stay overnight. Sometimes they left their discarded ball gowns, the flower heads of snapdragons beautiful colours, with the stamens removed. I firmly believed the fairies had been and it made a little girl very happy. So maybe not lies, maybe kept a little girls beliefs going for a bit longer? "

xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That I was the ugliest baby ever born.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One word: Catholicism.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word: Catholicism. "

I am a Catholic girl. And yes know what you mean. I still go to mass every week though. Am surprised I haven't burst into flames when I walk through the door lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone should get the same,

that good guys always get justice in the end,

that democracy is real,

that all religions are "peaceful"

that Santa is real,

that if you swallow an apple seed, a tree grows in your stomach,

that if you pull faces, when the wind blows your face will stay the same forever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word: Catholicism. "

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By *evernfilthCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

I (L) was told that my brother was allergic to fizzy pop (he isn't) and that's why I wasn't allowed a Soda Stream. Or ever buy interesting pop instead of boring old squash.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"One word: Catholicism.

I am a Catholic girl. And yes know what you mean. I still go to mass every week though. Am surprised I haven't burst into flames when I walk through the door lol xx"

Me too, convinced I'm going to be hit by a bolt of lightning one of these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That orange smarties were poisonous and should be given to Dad...! Gutted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"That dried banana skins could be smoked as a hallucinogenic. Although I think I was about 14. "

I'm guessing you tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That a snake lived in our washing basket. god knows why I never did dare lift the lid. She was strange

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

That fish had no hands because they were chopped off when young to make fish fingers.

I believed this for ages.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I was found under a gooseberry bush, this was told to me by my Grandad for many many years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That if a buttercup glows your chin yellow then u love butter

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

Just call round to my house and I'll whiten it a bit for you honey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was.....from my nan..u cant drink the water out of the upstairs taps in bathroom, as its not drinking water.../ i believed that til i was like 25 x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friends dad told him that he had wiped out the dinosaurs with his tank when he was in the army. Funny thing was when my friend was at school and his teacher asked if anyone had a theory about the fate of the dinosaurs, he didn't hesitate to tell them in an authoritative tone what his father had told him. Imagine his surprise, and total embarrassment to find out he'd been the victim of a cruel lampoon!

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By *mmabluTV/TS
over a year ago

upton wirral


"That there is a tooth fairy , an Easter bunny , a man in a red suit that delivers presents to the whole world in a night and that fairies live where trees meet across a road. I liked all those - even though they seem illogical as an adult ! "

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

when I was a teenager, my mum insisted virgins can't use tampons and if she caught me with any, she knew I was a slag. I always wore them when I was a virgin, hated towels. Had to hide them under my mattress

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By *hole Lotta Rosie OP   Woman
over a year ago

Deviant City

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you pick your nose your head will cave in "

This made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I would grow out of dressing up ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"mine was.....from my nan..u cant drink the water out of the upstairs taps in bathroom, as its not drinking water.../ i believed that til i was like 25 x"
actually she wasn't that wrong, the upstairs taps were usually from the storage tank. Which could be a bit manky, even lead lined. Downstairs, straight from supply. Xx

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

Step on the cracks and the bears will get you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have to be silent for cough syrup to work.

I was fooled by this for years.

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By *ampWithABrainWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

Best I ever heard was friends of mine told their little boy (going through a phase) that if you lied your tongue turned black n fell out!

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By *adybird69Couple
over a year ago

eastbourne

I was told there were teeth in a pussy so what ever you put inside it bit it off

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

over 30 years ago, when i lost my first teeth, mum said i had to phone the tooth fairy to let them know i had lost a tooth, and you could only get in touch with the tooth fairy by picking up the receiver and waiting...... after loooooong seconds, the tooth fairy picked up the phone, and i told her i had a tooth to collect, and she would thank me, and of course with her amazing fairy connections looking over all the children she always knew my name... and the next day, i had a pound note under my pillow.

one day, i never got my pound, and phoned up to ask what had happened. the tooth fairy said she was very sorry, but she had broken her wing, and would be with me that night.. and true to her word, i woke up with a pound note under my pillow.

found out years later my dad was the 'tooth fairy' on the phone extension upstairs

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By *b586Couple
over a year ago

pemberton twp

We were told if you can kiss your elbow you'd become the opposite of what you were. Girls could turn in to boys and boys could turn in to girls. Us kids spent tons of time at my Grams trying.

My parents used to say they were going to see a man about a horse. My brother and I were so excited and when they came home asked where the horse was. We later found out that's what they said when they were going out without us.

K

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream! "
The devil would come through a crack in the kitchen floor if I was bad...Heaven help me now

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

The worst one I ever did and still feel guilty. Callums tooth came out and he swallowed it, I said be careful if you go to the toilet cause it will jump out and bite you on the bum. He refused to go to the toilet and ended up constipated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be petrified of thunder storms so to calm me down my parents told me it was just the clouds bumping into each other in the dark kinda cute really x

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I didn't realise how many of these I'd been told and I still thought you shouldn't drink out the bathroom tap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That sheep on hills had 2 shorter legs to enable them to still be able to stand on steep hills

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Every Sunday when I was about 5-6 I built a house of cards in my front room before bed and left it there overnight and always in the morning I found tiny goblets, salvers etc made from what could have been silver foil littered around outside it with crumbs from cake and tiny drops of spilled juice. There was also a note, the size of a postage stamp, tiny tiny writing thanking me for somewhere for the fairies to stay overnight. Sometimes they left their discarded ball gowns, the flower heads of snapdragons beautiful colours, with the stamens removed. I firmly believed the fairies had been and it made a little girl very happy. So maybe not lies, maybe kept a little girls beliefs going for a bit longer?

That....is just awesome "

so very lovely

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By *rs TootyWoman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

Don't eat the bottom of the banana as that's Monkey pooh..

My son thinks brown cows give chocolate milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I didn't realise how many of these I'd been told and I still thought you shouldn't drink out the bathroom tap

"
Strangely theres a bit of truth in that one...The kitchen tap is usually straight off the mains, the bathroom one off the storage tank so mor echance of bits and lead in older houses.

xxxc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That rhubarb was red banana

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By *heshsteve1972Man
over a year ago

Prestbury


"If you eat your crusts you will get curly hair or a hairy chest w hitch I found strange seen as I was a little girl.

I was told by a sibling that all babies are born girls but when they get to 5 some change into boys they said I would change. I was so worried thinking I was going to change on my birthday

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That is mental awwww x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream! "

Told my kids that too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My friend still thinks that's true! Oh bless her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was that a virgin is someone who doesn't eat meat, and that the film "Silence of the Lambs" was a story about a Kebab shop...

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By *heshsteve1972Man
over a year ago

Prestbury

Did your mum turn the TV off when there was lightning ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I ate my liver and onions, I would be able to stick to walls like Spider-Man... LIES!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating vegetables puts hair on my chest.

Santa brought my Christmas gifts.

Tooth fairy paid me when a tooth fell out.

Carrots would make me see in the dark.

The moon is made of cheese.

Picking my nose could give me brain damage.

If I was pulling a face and the wind changed it would stop that way.

My parents told me loads of porkies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told if I swallowed chewing gum my bum would stick together lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

told my nephew i invented seagulls...he still believes it i think....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

almost all of the above - loving all the fairy stuff i think its a magical part of childhood to have all this stuff when little - my girlie had a fairy 'lilac bush' who lived in her bedroom - home was a little wind chime hanging from a miniature bird box she had and swore to us she used to sing - even now (shes 20) gets defensive if we chat about it -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did your mum turn the TV off when there was lightning ?"

Omg yes she did lol

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By *hattyman80Man
over a year ago

stockport

My mum told me if I lied I'd get black spots all over my tongue lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was told that eating Red Crayons would send me Mad, Thats why to this day i only eat the Yellow ones.

You can never be too careful can ya

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I told my 5 year old daughter if she stamped her foot the devil would come through a crack in the floor and take her down to hell. She never did it again

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

My Grandma (thats my posh Nan and not just 'Nan' who drank and swore a bit) told me she saw Santa one night in her house.

It was Crimbo Eve and from then on I believed in the old fart

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" Anything you believed for years and years...??

Mine was when the ice cream van played its music, it had run out of ice cream! "

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being told all children were found under the Gooseberry bush!

And when my father went out on a Friday or Saturday night I was told he was off to see a man about a dog, never came back with one or if he had, he had lost it due to being shit faced!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

If you swallow apple pips, then a tree will grow in your stomach.

Its TRUE!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

If you swallow apple pips, then a tree will grow in your stomach.

Its TRUE!!!!"
I used to be told this too - terrified me! And if I were to sniff a dandelion - I'd pee myself!

Sarah x

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By *untimeanytimeMan
over a year ago

kings lynn


"That there is a tooth fairy , an Easter bunny , a man in a red suit that delivers presents to the whole world in a night and that fairies live where trees meet across a road. I liked all those - even though they seem illogical as an adult ! "

Erm hang on they are all true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you wank too much your palms will turn hairy and you'll go blind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

If you swallow apple pips, then a tree will grow in your stomach.

Its TRUE!!!!I used to be told this too - terrified me! And if I were to sniff a dandelion - I'd pee myself!

Sarah x "

We had the dandelion on to! But you didn't sniff it, you rubbed it on your skin and you would wet the bed that night. Pin your mates down and cover them with it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you swallow chewing gum it wraps around your heart.

If you swallow apple pips, then a tree will grow in your stomach.

Its TRUE!!!!I used to be told this too - terrified me! And if I were to sniff a dandelion - I'd pee myself!

Sarah x

We had the dandelion on to! But you didn't sniff it, you rubbed it on your skin and you would wet the bed that night. Pin your mates down and cover them with it!"
Haha yes you're right

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After going in a huff about something..If the wind changed direction my face would stay like that!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have a couple.

My nan used to say if we wandered of from her the bogey man would come. Turn us to sausages and sell us in the shops. Never left her side!

I tell mine. If you mess around in maccies you get a 'sad meal' which tastes horrid!

It's not beer is dad's lemonade!

The dogs/ cats are not dead on the side of the road! They are just sleeping as the road is warm!

And the biggest one I am ever telling them is............

Mummy and daddy won't be disappointed if you don't do well in your exams! As long as you try your hardest that's good enough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Elbow grease.... ''Twas something you borrowed from you neighbour ... How cruel was my mother to send me round asking for some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your uncle jimmy will take care of you

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