FabSwingers.com forum: story time..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its a simple thread, it may crash & burn it may glide for a while..

I'll give you lot an opening line, you fab lot add a line sit back and watch our story flow.. .

Once upon a time, on a Tuesday afternoon,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bert the plumber had a job to do.

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

But then Bert saw a unicorn.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Bert the plumber had a job to do."

GentlemanBen's pipe was blocked with all sorts - from Wombles to a ninja to vet's arm.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GentlemanBen's pipe was blocked with all sorts - from Wombles to a ninja to vet's arm....."

Cue.....70s porn music and a moustachioed plumber called Mario brandishing a long hard wrench

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Then they all died! Ha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Luckily Mario was a paramedic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Everyone came back to life ,then Mario bent down between Ben's akimbo legs,pushed his hat back,scratched his head and tutted...

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

"Everyone came back to life ,then Mario bent down between Ben's akimbo legs,pushed his hat back,scratched his head and tutted..."

knew I should of brought that washer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Greased up and mask donned Mario digs deep into the bottom of his plumber's bag,and pulls out a plunger...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

brace yourself this may go bang he said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You were only supposed to blow his bloody backdoors open!" said Bert.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ben clung onto the nearest thing he could find-Brightonsteve's legs-said a little prayer to the God he didn't believe in and braced himself...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

meanwhile on a boat in the black sea,marios wife was busy entertaining 2

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mario's wife had always had a weakness for a grizzly looking fisherman but 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was at this point the handle on marios plunger snapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It was at this point the handle on marios plunger snapped. "

Anyone know how to get a plunger out of someone's arse without too many splinters, asked Mario innocently.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A light bulb appears above Mario's head...

*I'll ring me mate Tommy Walsh

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Tommy ya wanker whats happening, its me Mr Mikki. Rememebr that favour you owe me, well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tommy had been taking a dump at the time. He was so startled by the phone ringing that he jumped up and his braces got caught around the toilet seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ow fook, that hurt"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The last piece of poo was also caught on the edge of the toilet seat and was catapulted out of the open bathroom window

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

Where it landed on the head of a mysterious guy, who was just walking past minding his own business

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

Oh look now I'm just like that guy who tried to kill off this thread earlier ...a shit head, meanwhile back on that boat Mrs Mario had just sent her husband a text photo of her and the 2 fishermen doing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Mario's eyes widened as he realised the lady on the picture was the love of his life,

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

'I know' he says to himself, 'I have a cunning plan'......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hopping on the nearest tram, Mario headed for the adult shop on the high street

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

With only £1.39. 'what would you let me have for this, holding out his open hand with the coins in'?

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton

"£1.39?", exclaimed the slightly miffed shopkeeper as she rummaged beneath the counter, "the best I can offer you are these black sequinned crutch less knickers, that are on sale at the moment."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Would ypu like me to model them she asks Mario?

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

Well they are for me really but if you wouldnt mind. She slowly put her hand up her skirt and pulled down her own panties to reveal her smooth perfectly formed, already damp glistening pussy. Trouble is if i put these on, i may get them wet with my pussy juice...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No problem" replies Mario " I'll dry then in the car"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once on she said you should feel the material and pulled Mario's hand

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By *eerobCouple
over a year ago

solihull

To her pussy, he ran his fingers down the groove that had appeared forming a camel toe as he pulled the g string tight from the back, that reminds me he said'....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The wife!!!!!!!" He suddenly remembered. He muttered an apology of sort, grabbed the knickers and hastily made an exit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as he ran out of the door he saw his wife in the bushes being fucked from behind !!

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By *isty286Couple
over a year ago

Dorset

By giant mushroom and a big green spikey tortoise Looking guy and he thought I wish id never taken that job in that platform game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not wanting to miss the opportunity he dried out the knickers on his car engine as he revved it furiously

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