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I love a bit of anal action, what would you put up my bum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a 'd' cell Maglite

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

A marrow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A honeydew melon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The isle of white

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The isle of white "

Ryde or Shanklin first? Can I have the Seven Sisters last?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A marrow "

Double end it with me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Catus

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Catus "

Was he a Roman Emperor?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings "

Poor Buzz, my lower intestine is not really infinity is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've got a 'd' cell Maglite "

Six cell or it's not worth the bother

I vote for the blow torch

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"A marrow

Double end it with me? "

Go on then I'm feeling daring

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


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My cock?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings

Poor Buzz, my lower intestine is not really infinity is it? "

No but it is beyond

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester

stick of dynamite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

My cock? "

I was gonna say that!

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


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A stick of dynamite apparently it gives

mind blowing orgasms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

First thought was Steve's cock. Second thought was my strap on

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

hedgehog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings

Poor Buzz, my lower intestine is not really infinity is it?

No but it is beyond"

Chip - ya stole my punchline!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A marrow

Double end it with me?

Go on then I'm feeling daring "

Does it count as part of our 5 a Day?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A womble.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A womble. "

But which Womble?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Rambo?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"First thought was Steve's cock. Second thought was my strap on "

When we have that 3some, we can do both

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"A womble. "

They do love burrowing

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

A 2ft long toberlorone

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Or Mikki's finger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only things that are going there are :

Tongues

Fingers

Cocks

Toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"First thought was Steve's cock. Second thought was my strap on

When we have that 3some, we can do both "

I'm holding you to that. I have witnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


""

Mate people get you and me mixed up!!!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only things that are going there are :

Tongues

Fingers

Cocks

Toys "

My type of woman!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cocksnot.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

My sunlounger appears to have disappeared from the garden overnight. You havent found it up there by any chance have you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only things that are going there are :

Tongues

Fingers

Cocks

Toys

My type of woman! "

If I'm lucky a combination of more than one before

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My sunlounger appears to have disappeared from the garden overnight. You havent found it up there by any chance have you?"

No, but I've just rooted out a BBQ cover

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pineapple

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"A pineapple "

Evil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A grenade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prickly pear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rusty lawn rake

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"First thought was Steve's cock. Second thought was my strap on "
haha! Good one

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

tony blairs memoirs..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"tony blairs memoirs.."

Best place for shit I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pumpkin for Halloween

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire


"tony blairs memoirs..

Best place for shit I suppose! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The needles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Katie Hopkins. . Especially now she's a fat fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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My cock? "

His cock.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cluster bomb oops sorry got you mixed up with Bino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You haven't "swallowed" my missing biros and odd socks, have you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You haven't "swallowed" my missing biros and odd socks, have you?"

Do I look like a labrador?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rolo

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You haven't "swallowed" my missing biros and odd socks, have you?

Do I look like a labrador?"

It would be unfair of me to answer that.

Good boy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

James Herriott's Arm.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"James Herriott's Arm. "

That really shouldn't happen to a vet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hamster in a mini-gimp suit and a hamster wheel

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

My friend Mark (who is a ninja).

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My friend Mark (who is a ninja)."

Can you lube his balaclava first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sun

So we can dispel the theory.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings

Poor Buzz, my lower intestine is not really infinity is it? "

Well he is a space traveller - should enjoy a trip round Uranus !

Badum Tisch!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My foot

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

A 3 3/4 inch ion-diffusion flux capacitor...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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Milton Keynes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Buzz light year figure with the expanding wings

Poor Buzz, my lower intestine is not really infinity is it?

Well he is a space traveller - should enjoy a trip round Uranus !

Badum Tisch!

A

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He's here all night folks

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo

I have an 18" nice thick dildo I can up up there for you

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)

A red hot poker like they did to Edward II...Son of Longshanks!.......Sorry you asked for it mate n incidentally I can see where he was captured from my window n they kept him in the castle up the road until he went to meet his fate...A very sordid end to the 1st English Prince of Wales hehe

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A lobster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxJu4uJff4

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a wonderful collection of Cacti?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

5 alka seltzers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new Paris Christmas tree (Google it and you'll see why lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A blue whale.

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By *coutin4girlzMan
over a year ago

Moo-Moo land :-)


"A lobster

www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpxJu4uJff4"
Haha....I seen a vid and an Octopuss come belting out of a womans fanjíta...hehe....We're goin up as fuckin Champions.....Bluebirds!...Bluebirds!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As its getting close to bonfire night A ROCKET

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Catus

Was he a Roman Emperor?"

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