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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Now, would your mother be happy to receive that object as a Christmas present?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definately not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She would smile and say thank you but I'm sure she wouldn't really want a carrot for Christmas!

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Yes it was cake. It's always fucking cake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was a rolling pin. We have a good one. If your mum is into baking then she would probably like it. It has measurements down the side of it and it has attachments on the end to measure thickness of pastry.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

Only because my mum is always happy with what her children give her just because it's them giving it. Quite what she would do with a very large black dildo I have no idea but I'm sure it would make an excellent door stop.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She doesn't like Tuna

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nah.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of binoculars and my mum would take them back to the shop!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't think she'd be too overwhelmed with her nice shiny new pickaxe. Not that she'd let anyone know any different mind.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

No. I was thinking I need a new adjustable spanner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably. It was a kettle. Coffee is probably my mums favourite thing in the world.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apple . lol

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Yes it was a candle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it was cake. It's always fucking cake."

ooo yes please to cake.. I'll be your mum!

Don't think my mum would have much use for a door handle.. Im sure all hers already have them on

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

my first thought was Aladdin's Lamp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No. She doesnt like tortoise shells.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"She would smile and say thank you but I'm sure she wouldn't really want a carrot for Christmas! "

I honestly though carrott too!! SPOOKY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A tin opener hmmm.... Doubt her needing it where she is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it was cake. It's always fucking cake.

ooo yes please to cake.. I'll be your mum!

Don't think my mum would have much use for a door handle.. Im sure all hers already have them on

My mum gets cake for Christmas every year off me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it was cake. It's always fucking cake.

ooo yes please to cake.. I'll be your mum!

Don't think my mum would have much use for a door handle.. Im sure all hers already have them on

My mum gets cake for Christmas every year off me!"

home made?? Yummy .. I have a dear friend who makes me my xmas cake

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

If she were still with us, then I'm sure she'd find a use for an angle grinder

Left mine at home this morning after having taken it out of ma van a couple of weeks ago and needed it at work today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought of a vegetable peeler. She wouldn't be over the moon about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nah."

She doesn't require a Sky TV remote control.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream, I think she'd like that

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

Yes she would.....a hello kitty money box is the perfect gift for anyone

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By *abka31Man
over a year ago

london

Think she already has a toaster

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She'd be a bit bemused by the sudden donation of a guinea pig.

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"She'd be a bit bemused by the sudden donation of a guinea pig."

Ohhhhhh I love guinea pigs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heinz tomato soup would be a bit of a shite present but I'm sure she'd accept the tin with good grace.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it was cake. It's always fucking cake.

ooo yes please to cake.. I'll be your mum!

Don't think my mum would have much use for a door handle.. Im sure all hers already have them on

My mum gets cake for Christmas every year off me!

home made?? Yummy .. I have a dear friend who makes me my xmas cake

Yes, she actually gets 2, saves one for her birthday in Jan.

I'm making 8 Xmas cakes this year!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rolling pin

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