FabSwingers.com forum: Poems

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Due to my user name I seem to get a few poems

Recent one

Roses are red

Violets are too

Her sweet little arse

After being used by two xx

Do you receive messages based on your user name. ?

Or even a poem

From

Bored in Peterborough xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

BrightonSteve, you fucking wanker

I'll shag your wife and fucking spank her

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've had a poem and a song

They both made me smile.

In retrospect I wish I'd taken the poem more seriously. At the time I took it as a joke.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

There once was a guy on the coast

Had lots of meets (he'd boast)

A wit and joker, he would brag

Pity the veris all said 'shit shag'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to get stuff like

'I hope you're as wild as your name'

'Do you scratch'

'Does the tiger need taming'

All a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No, had one dude write me a poem, or copied n pasted it from the net.. Actually had me running for the sick bucket cos it was something that belonged in mills n boon!

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By *crew_driverMan
over a year ago

Near you

I love to be poetic I really do,

It's an interesting post I say to you,

But the best is really yet to see,

Stop awhile and come chat with me.

Then again you are so far away,

Violet is blue have a great day.

Cheesy I know but hey

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

When steve writes a poem

You'd better run for the hills

Cos when he really gets goin'

They never finish properly

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Funky started to moan

At the thread referring to poem

He should of seen the signs

It was actually about rhymes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I only accept,

Messages in haiku form,

Delete all others.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a lady called Iona

Who liked a guy with a boner

If he had trouble getting it up

She'd squish it with her truck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh come to me, you sumptous treasure

I'll shower you with earthly pleasure

I'll make you sigh, i'll make you moan

So Paula, don't be all alone!

( Actually i made that up myself - i usually just get 'fancy a fuck' or 'hows your day been?' - hence I spend my time on the forums instead!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There once was a man and his duck,

Who drove around all day in a truck,

The dude would get bored and go looking for toads,

And the duck would scream "what the spanish fandango is going on here?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Due to my user name I seem to get a few poems

Recent one

Roses are red

Violets are too

Her sweet little arse

After being used by two xx

Do you receive messages based on your user name. ?

Or even a poem

From

Bored in Peterborough xx

Recipe idea (from another thread)

Feel free to add your own ingredients...

piss of will ye

eye of a deviant

a sweaty thigh boot,(the vessel)

an essential ingredient!

throw in a clothes peg used on a nipple

stir it up and down this odd tipple.

All the while repeating..no more time wasters...no more time wasters.

*no guarantee this will work*

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Nope I dont get messages based on my username but I can rap

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?

Ok hun!

Oh Tina- your boobs are devine

I yearn to make you mine

so if i stick in mi dickie

will ya give it a quickie

And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When steve writes a poem

You'd better run for the hills

Cos when he really gets goin'

They never finish properly

There once was a guy called Steve,

His arse was like a wizards sleeve,

Every now and then,

He rode on the cock of Ben,

And he lived happily ever after

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oscar pistorious

Aint looking too glorious

He's getting fucked by a guy called Delorious

Oscar pistorious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive had a few poems based on my username

Always makes me smile,some of them are appalling

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?

Ok hun!

Oh Tina- your boobs are devine

I yearn to make you mine

so if i stick in mi dickie

will ya give it a quickie

And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!

xx"

Aww thanks, that makes a nice change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope, most of my correspondents stick to the tried, tested and failed: suck my cock?

Ok hun!

Oh Tina- your boobs are devine

I yearn to make you mine

so if i stick in mi dickie

will ya give it a quickie

And i'm sure we'll both get along fine!!

Aww thanks, that makes a nice change

Romance in it's purest form!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had someone send me a poem or two from site always makes me either smile or better still laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No poems based on my username *feels left out*

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just received this "Roses are okay

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9"

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id rather mooch on fab

than sit around watching telly

and imagine kissing or fucking

the lovely kissing kelly

or go down to the shops

getting vodka with cheeky chops

or maybe take a tour with the lovely l'amour

dont worry ive not missed you

gorgeous violet is blue

i could get choosy and pernickety

and spend some time with lovely lickety

or get up to some high jinx

with naughty minxie minx

i ought to beg your pardon

i left out lady garden

the wonderful friendly folk

that are mr and mrs polk

yes i log on keeping tabs

on the fascinating people on fabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just received this "Roses are okay

Violets are fine

You be the 6

And I'll be the 9""

love it!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dr ordell fell down a well and broke his collarbone.

This proves doctors should tend to the sick and leave the well alone!

Spike milligan

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