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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No so there xx

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By *ummy mummyWoman
over a year ago

southampton-ish


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done. "

I was going to do some tidying in a bit...just going to have a bit of a sleep, wait for the cold and flu meds to kick in and then I will be back in shape

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done. "

You need to set tasks using SMART criteria, Granny.

This fails on at least 2 counts.

It's therefore your fault that we will fail.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i tryed 2 clean up but that lot

wont move an swing wont get out

the bath xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i tryed 2 clean up but that lot

wont move an swing wont get out

the bath xx "

Im comfy leave me alone or get in lol xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok ill get in but if granny comes

ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"ok ill get in but if granny comes

ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx "

Those are his bollocks dear

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


"ok ill get in but if granny comes

ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx

Those are his bollocks dear"

granny, stop making me water my screen with my tea !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok ill get in but if granny comes

ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx

Those are his bollocks dear"

oops i wonderd why they were so small lol

sprite hide grannys bck lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done.

You need to set tasks using SMART criteria, Granny.

This fails on at least 2 counts.

It's therefore your fault that we will fail."

S = A funny OR Insightful post and replies.

M = Amuses or Interests ME!

A = C'mon you KNOW you can

R = C'mon you KNOW it is.

T = I'll be back at 12 noon.

And .....

ARSE Always Realise Senior's Expectations.

You can now be a SMART ARSE.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"ok ill get in but if granny comes

ill hide under ya bubbles lol xx

Those are his bollocks dear

oops i wonderd why they were so small lol

sprite hide grannys bck lol "

Oi i am here ya know xx

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By *arnaclebillMan
over a year ago

Robin Hood County


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done. "

Do it yourself you silly old bat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooh brave man walking lol xx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

some brave blokes about today

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone


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sprite hide grannys bck lol "

well you best hide behind me as its not going to work otherwise !

mmm...do you think we got away with it?

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk

somebody must have tidied up cos I can't find any of my posts

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done.

Do it yourself you silly old bat"

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"somebody must have tidied up cos I can't find any of my posts "

Probably under Craig's Boll....ermm Bubbles.

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done.

Do it yourself you silly old bat

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

"

you been in our bathroom?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

GrannyCrumpet's on a roll........

Paddy x

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag."

Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

only just got up - you guys done your tidying yet??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag."

Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx "

Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx

Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?"

nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx

Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?

nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit "

Oooh glad ya said that i thought id gone deaf xx

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Lol @ anal probe makes granny sound like an alien who abducts people........Ooooohh errrrrr hang on a min xx

Many a true word..... noted anyone missing lately ?

nottsmale hasnt been seen in the forums for a bit

Oooh glad ya said that i thought id gone deaf xx "

clean the bubbles out of ya ears then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

sprite hide grannys bck lol

well you best hide behind me as its not going to work otherwise !

mmm...do you think we got away with it?"

its it ok 2 come out now from behide sprite xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"its it ok 2 come out now from behide sprite xx"

Probably...but why would you want to?

You could have a good hour nibbling her neck...possibly while reaching around to her jubblies....

....to hang your coat...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh gd idea..ill hide again xx

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"oh gd idea..ill hide again xx"

Too late...

*dials radio*

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ?"

I don't recognise the username... is it one of your regulars?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

There's an annoying buzz and a smell of shit somewhere.

I told you.... remove the batteries and clean your anal probe before putting it back in the toy bag.

Will do! Yours still on hire to Dyno - Rod ?

I don't recognise the username... is it one of your regulars?"

All of his users are regular....

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside


"It's a mess in here!

Get everyone together. Pick up , dust , wipe down and get some decent posts up.

I'll be back. Better be done. "

Yes maam

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