FabSwingers.com forum: what are you thinking???

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Tell me, what's the first thing that springs to mind when you first see my profile....

Try not to be too harsh :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me, what's the first thing that springs to mind when you first see my profile....

Try not to be too harsh :P"

That time wasters won't be bothered that you said please

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Please please tell me why.....Whatever song that is from the 80's.

That was the first thing that came to my mind and I didnt read any further on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Delia smith ‘Come on, let’s be ’avin’ you’

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Timewasters should learn some politeness

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Haha no Partridge puns though?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smell my cheese you mother! !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Classic

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Tell me, what's the first thing that springs to mind when you first see my profile....

Try not to be too harsh :P"

Toss up between nice stubble and should try smiling more.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Classic Queen!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Smell my cheese you mother! !"

if you insist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saw your face first and thought he's nice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think cock. I think if you have a nice looking face like i think you do, you can dispense with the cock pics

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Tell me, what's the first thing that springs to mind when you first see my profile....

Try not to be too harsh :P"

That the very first word, 'profile' is misspelt!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

You mention ladies loving your dimples and teeth - but your pictures look bloody miserable.

please please please... begging a timewaster is really going to make them change their minds?

and someone reading your profile has nothing to do with whether they like the look of you... I read profiles for a nosey!

Its one of those profiles that manages to say nothing of interest over a few paragraphs. NEVER leaving someone unsatisfied and making sure they get what they deserve... the getting what you deserve sounds like a threat not a promise, lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Erm thanks, advice has been noted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Although I'd lose the last pic to be honest. You look like a crim

Like first toe though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Crimewatch mug shot is gone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now change your sexuality to bi and we're good to go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Need to try before I "bi" :P

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tell me, what's the first thing that springs to mind when you first see my profile....

Try not to be too harsh :P"

Cute

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

You've got lovely eyes (they're all chocolatey) but I reckon a smile wouldn't go amiss. Says the girl without a public face pic, which I know is hypocritical but there you go - advice given regardless.

Butter my arse!

(that's my Partridge quote suggestion by the way, not an instruction).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...you seem like a nice man, profile looks a bit like an excerpt from a dating site, but don't worry about it as there are all sorts on this site.

Dont change your profile, its fine.

You will be told all of the following:-

***too many pictures***

***not enough pictures***

***not friendly enough***

***too desperate***

...your profile picture is quite funny, you look like you're trying to work out what you're looking at...

Good luck pal!

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