FabSwingers.com forum: Lets Share Our Embarrasing Moments!

By *ptimusD OP Man
over a year ago

Birmingham

I was at a Costa Coffee yesterday with two other customers sitting at the table next to me.

I suddenly felt a build up of gas that I probably could have let out quietly, but I'd had a curry the night before and I didn't want to risk having the other customers pass out, so I kept it all in.

Anyway, as luck would have it, just as the next build up arrived, the 2 customers got up and left and the girl behind the counter, went into the back room.

And as I'm never one to let a good fart go to waste, I lifted my right butt cheek and let it rip.

I then suddenly heard the sound of chairs moving behind me, so I turned. And to my horror, there was a middle-aged lady and a little girl of about 10 behind me. They were packing up to move tables as I offered a very embarrassed apology, followed by a very quick exit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funnily enough I was in Costa last week, was packed? and some middle aged twat just sat there and let rip without even looking up to see who noticed.

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

In a shop speaking customer services sharing email on phone pressed wrong key and up popped the fabswinger page

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a shop speaking customer services sharing email on phone pressed wrong key and up popped the fabswinger page

Outstanding thread recycling!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In a shop speaking customer services sharing email on phone pressed wrong key and up popped the fabswinger page

Outstanding thread recycling!

Isn't it just

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Is that good or bad. Thought recycling is the in thing

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

Is that good or bad. Thought recycling is the in thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is that good or bad. Thought recycling is the in thing

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definitely good. Needs of the planet and all that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We were in a local Wetherspoons a few years back and I couldn't get the WiFi to work.

There was a young couple behind the bar who after I'd asked how you get onto the WiFi both took my phone and after tapping this and then went " ah, here you are " then both went " Oh!", and gave me my phone back.

Yep,it had gone straight to Fabs.

We had a nice meal with knowing smiles from the staff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont get embarassed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was having my feet done at the local podiatrist clinic on Tuesday when he mentioned how many of his customers hate feet. He then said "oh course there are others who have this weird fetish about them, you wouldnt believe what some want to do" I casually and absent mindedly reply " oh I know, I have lots of friends all on Fab who are into it "

"Whats Fab?" he asks.

Cue me immediately changing the conversation.

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By *blasiansCouple
over a year ago

Wakefield

"Was having my feet done at the local podiatrist clinic on Tuesday when he mentioned how many of his customers hate feet. He then said "oh course there are others who have this weird fetish about them, you wouldnt believe what some want to do" I casually and absent mindedly reply " oh I know, I have lots of friends all on Fab who are into it "

"Whats Fab?" he asks.

Cue me immediately changing the conversation.

Lol

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