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Prisoner in my own home

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mark (silly twat) knocked a box of Locusts over earlier and now 9 of the horrible winged fookers are somewhere in my living room.Ive barricaded myself in the bedroom and I aint coming out till he's rounded them up

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

*sings*

Human slaves in an insect nation!!!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

you could always let out what ever you have that eats them. Sure they could find them real fast.

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"you could always let out what ever you have that eats them. Sure they could find them real fast.

Claire "
I would but he she passed away last week ,(silly twat)mark forgot to cancel the order for the locusts though

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By *heSidesCouple
over a year ago

Ulverston


"you could always let out what ever you have that eats them. Sure they could find them real fast.

Claire "
Mark got full eating the rest!

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough

Could have been worse it could have been crickets lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spiders will enjoy them

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The spiders will enjoy them "
hope we don't have spiders big enough to eat these things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i agree crickets are far worse, spilt a box of them before and was finding them everywhere, wee chirpy gits, it was like they where making fun of u not being able to find them

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

One word.....EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There hard ass fuck spiders they dont give a shite

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"i agree crickets are far worse, spilt a box of them before and was finding them everywhere, wee chirpy gits, it was like they where making fun of u not being able to find them"

I had one in my DVD Player for about a fortnight drove me nuts

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a new, albeit extremely localized, biblical plague? Perhaps you are being punished for swinging!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I shouldn't have a shower in case it rains blood and your bread bin is probably full of frogs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i agree crickets are far worse, spilt a box of them before and was finding them everywhere, wee chirpy gits, it was like they where making fun of u not being able to find them

I had one in my DVD Player for about a fortnight drove me nuts "

Haha I dived over the sofa at one that kept appearing at head height, chirping and escaping (got the wee git, after a few days)

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"Is this a new, albeit extremely localized, biblical plague? Perhaps you are being punished for swinging! "

Nah just a downside of keeping reptiles lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol thankfully mine have grown up from them now dont often have to get bugs lol wat all reps have you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"i agree crickets are far worse, spilt a box of them before and was finding them everywhere, wee chirpy gits, it was like they where making fun of u not being able to find them

I had one in my DVD Player for about a fortnight drove me nuts "

Someone put an Eastenders DVD in mine; nothing can be worse than that!!

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

How's the hunt going have you caught them all?

Has Mark cancelled any future deliveries?

Claire

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Im FREEEEEEEE,,,all accounted for

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By *oxy-blonde-vixenWoman
over a year ago

Peterborough


"lol thankfully mine have grown up from them now dont often have to get bugs lol wat all reps have you"

Boa's, Bosc monitor lizard, Tegu, Tai beauty snake ( total arsehole lol) Yemen chameleon and that's after downsizing my collection haha

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to feed my brother in laws reptiles and amphibians when he went on holiday. His instructions were so many locust,so many meal worms,so many crickets. Like I was going to pick them up with my fingers! I just opened the corner of the container and shook it a bit. The worse part was changing the scorpions water.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate has about 200 babies of one of the most violently aggressive tarantula species going if you want I could come pour them all through your letter box.

Should have the locusts gone in a jiffy......They may also eat mark however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

omg - good luck with that one - have you got a can of raid to spray

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"lol thankfully mine have grown up from them now dont often have to get bugs lol wat all reps have you

Boa's, Bosc monitor lizard, Tegu, Tai beauty snake ( total arsehole lol) Yemen chameleon and that's after downsizing my collection haha

Haha nice selection I've downsized to boas,burns,retics,tegus and spiders. I had a false water cobra he was a total ass lol

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG that is so funny!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh how can I forget my baby annie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate has about 200 babies of one of the most violently aggressive tarantula species going if you want I could come pour them all through your letter box.

Should have the locusts gone in a jiffy......They may also eat mark however"

Pmsl keep it away from me though!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate has about 200 babies of one of the most violently aggressive tarantula species going if you want I could come pour them all through your letter box.

Should have the locusts gone in a jiffy......They may also eat mark however"

Don't take Garfield tho

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds


"Im FREEEEEEEE,,,all accounted for "

so can he go back to being your sexy hunk and not a twat anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mate has about 200 babies of one of the most violently aggressive tarantula species going if you want I could come pour them all through your letter box.

Should have the locusts gone in a jiffy......They may also eat mark however

Don't take Garfield tho "

Fuck going near garfield he is teleoportation fast and and fangs like knitting needles.

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