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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Have any other gents experience the phenomenon of shycock?

It happens when you're stood at a urinal, busting for a piss and then some bloke goes to the next one along. It's that feeling of not being able to go either because he's a bit too close or taking rather too much interest.

Happens a lot to me at football grounds at half time - the bog facilities are usually totally inadequate and you're standing there five deep.

My most notable experience of it was at a work conference in London. I was getting down to it at the urinal when Michael Buerk turned up at the next one along. I got such a shock it stopped me in mid-flow. So I was stood there like a donut straining away. He'd been and gone by the time I was able to resume. IDNSHC by the way....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get this often.

I always try and get a cubical for more privacy.

Maybe the Doc's of Fab can give an explanation of stagefright.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I suffer from the female version of this

I can't go if I know someone is outside waiting and really have to concentrate hard to make myself go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont have that problem us ladies get the more dignified way of a locking door! mind u i snigger if the person besides me pees loudly or farts! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can pee when there is only 1 or 2 blokes in but when its jam packed like in my local i nip into the disabled bogs

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"dont have that problem us ladies get the more dignified way of a locking door! mind u i snigger if the person besides me pees loudly or farts! x "

Hahaha so do I and then wait around washing my hands to see who it was that farted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG I'm not the only one! I'm so happy!!

Another reason why I use the cubicle a lot is that some urinals are terrible for splashback. It's particularly bad with the shallow one which are often set at the wrong height.

What you want is a nice deep one with a high lip, like the waterless one in Maccy D's

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My most notable experience of it was at a work conference in London. I was getting down to it at the urinal when Michael Buerk turned up at the next one along. I got such a shock it stopped me in mid-flow. So I was stood there like a donut straining away. He'd been and gone by the time I was able to resume. IDNSHC by the way.... "

Who is Michael Buerk??

And what does IDNSHC mean?

Can I get an interpreter paid for by the govt please as I ain't got a scooby wot he just said!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"dont have that problem us ladies get the more dignified way of a locking door! mind u i snigger if the person besides me pees loudly or farts! x

Hahaha so do I and then wait around washing my hands to see who it was that farted "

me too then give them the small knowing smile!!! x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's natural animal instinct...animals in the wild suffer from it because it puts them in a more vulnerable position as regards predators.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

IDNSHC - I did not see his cock / her c**t

Veteran newsreader Michael Buerk?

I might have a funny accent but I don't write swahili! ;o)

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham


"IDNSHC - I did not see his cock / her c**t

Veteran newsreader Michael Buerk?

I might have a funny accent but I don't write swahili! ;o)"

i would never have guessed that!!! lol

i dont getthis whole issue with going to the toilet - loads of people at work say they cant use the toilets anywhere but at their house

god knows what happens when they go on holiday lol

i have no issue with going to the toilet - if i got to go i got to go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t have this problem, when you got to go, I’ve got to go.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"I suffer from the female version of this

I can't go if I know someone is outside waiting and really have to concentrate hard to make myself go"

This gives me a really evil idea that I will definitely absolutely not put into practice next month.

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