FabSwingers.com forum: Fuck Count

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What your fuck count before you come!...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Dracula, but I tend to go rather than cum when I see him. Ted Hankey gets the same reaction from me.

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By *LGERNONSENCEMan
over a year ago

YATE BRISTOL

eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Staring at the screen trying to decide what the question might be. #newspeke.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

translation please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to count from kelvin to zero, then I can cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the shit is this?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What the shit is this?"

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

"eh?"

not just us then that dont get posting lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell is a fuck count??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it 'what number can you count to whilst having sex before you orgasm?' or summink !

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By *onestjohn1962Man
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Is it 'what number can you count to whilst having sex before you orgasm?' or summink ! "

Why the fuck would you be counting ????

Weird !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or maybe how many people had you fucked before joining fab? I need to know the answer now!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glad I'm not the only confused one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to count from kelvin to zero, then I can cum"

Dude you're from Cambridge!!?? I thought you're all intellects there!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

14 pumps but I'm getting better it used to be 20.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a very big county !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat

and then it's time for a cup of tea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your fuck count before you come!..."

Wtf

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I was a virgin before fab.

If it's the no of thrusts per cumming, I hear there's some managing 2 on a good day but re_iews stating this don't usually get put up.

Otherwise I'm not fluent in most languages so a clear English repost may help.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

At least it was not text speak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm normally done before I can get to about 6

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"At least it was not text speak.

Lets be thankful for small mercies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat

and then it's time for a cup of tea."

I knew you were the romantic type

crystal

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat

and then it's time for a cup of tea.

I knew you were the romantic type

crystal"

I do try my very best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I like to count from kelvin to zero, then I can cum

Dude you're from Cambridge!!?? I thought you're all intellects there!

Yeah, I meant from absolute zero to zero ... I only sweep the floor at costa, give me a break

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"eh?"

Ditto

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think i know this one! Is it this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think i know this one! Is it this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI"

PMSL!!!!!

That is the funniest thing i have seen all week!!! Thank you sooo much!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 19/10/14 13:56:29]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?

I did WTF when I read the question... do we have any ideas yet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

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Yes as 3 aint hard to get

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

dont understand this either

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

Yes as 3 aint hard to get

What a charmer eh??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

Yes as 3 aint hard to get

What a charmer eh??

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Thanks and we do lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Confused is this a question of how many partners before joining the site or how many during site membership ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chockula, if I'm doing it in her back door.

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By *y2funMan
over a year ago

DUDLEY

"Is it 'what number can you count to whilst having sex before you orgasm?' or summink ! "

thats from start to finsh inc any foreplay I can be arsed with.

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?"

I did, I'm very good at my times table and even have a badge to prove it. Did you know that the sum most often answered incorrectly is 8 x 7?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

If you do it to the rhythm of Staying Alive you might keep a better count

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?

I did WTF when I read the question... do we have any ideas yet? "

Well 8 plus 1 gives you 9 so that leads you straight back to square 1

Think the jury is still out on this one but there's 12 of them. So hopefully we'll be getting a decision soonish

Fingers crossed!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Did you know nine times nine is eighty one?

I did, I'm very good at my times table and even have a badge to prove it. Did you know that the sum most often answered incorrectly is 8 x 7?"

Have you seen the Abbot & Costello clip where they are doing a maths question, Lou proves that 3 x 7 = 28, its soooo good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Think i know this one! Is it this...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eUsPFFIz7wI"

Cheered me up watching this !! Thankyou !

Reverting back to op --- wtf does he mean???

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

the 9 x 9 is a billy connolly sketch, one of my favourite ever...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

2 pumps, squirt and I'm done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your fuck count before you come!..."

please could tell us all, in very simple words of no more than three syllables,what you mean by fuck count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once again the green arrow clarifies all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your fuck count before you come!..."

Scratches head ....where's this going

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Confused is this a question of how many partners before joining the site or how many during site membership ....

Neither I don't think....it's about how many strokes before shoot for goal

Oh and keep the rug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually sing 10 men went to mo I have reached 1 man and his dog spot once before cumming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I usually sing 10 men went to mo I have reached 1 man and his dog spot once before cumming

I can verify this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Depends. My fucks given at work at present are precisely zero, for example.

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

shag if you were any good wouldn't they verify you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am usually dripping like a loving boxer dog waiting for his dinner... then once I touch the fanny lips..... splat

and then it's time for a cup of tea."

Me too, but shhh, don't tell anyone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

shag if you were any good wouldn't they verify you?"
Cos I didn't meet them from here you know x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh god, I'm so glad I'm me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god, I'm so glad I'm me

Me too...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really hope this thread doesn't pop into my head next time I'm having sex. I don't want to be counting in my head

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread doesn't pop into my head next time I'm having sex. I don't want to be counting in my head "

In 1 out, in 2 out, in 3 out, in 4 out

Urrrgghh, ahhhhhh, and I'm spent

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

5, 4, 3, 2, 1... Ready or not here I cum.

Sorry, if that has been done earlier in the thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you count slow or quickly - think this will make a huge difference to some answers -

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Are we counting using the hippopotamus or Mississippi method?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I really hope this thread doesn't pop into my head next time I'm having sex. I don't want to be counting in my head

In 1 out, in 2 out, in 3 out, in 4 out

Urrrgghh, ahhhhhh, and I'm spent

1005,1006,1007..For god sake hurry up will you!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Are we counting using the hippopotamus or Mississippi method?"

I use heffalump.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once we get on the trunk , do we then say - 1 elephant , 2 elephant ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

Yes as 3 aint hard to get

Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

Depends entirely on the inversion of trouser pockets...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

Yes as 3 aint hard to get

Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV."
Yes it would, they would be well impressed lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have just fucked 27 women so far, goal before new year is to round it up to 30

Don't you just love an optimist

Yes as 3 aint hard to get

Thirty women fucked would look good on your CV.Yes it would, they would be well impressed lol."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hairy Pi arsed squared x number of participants in a gangbang

Time on fab + size of TV remote divided by fabbed pic's = your fuck count

God you lot are so stupid don't you know anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now you say it...well it's obvious isn't it!! Doh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

1, 2, miss a few, 99, 100.

Can I cum now?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone got a scooby what the heck this was all about?

Unless he meant the count from sesame street?

Haha ha 1, 1 pussy, 2, 2 pussies.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Once again the green arrow clarifies all

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lol its fun as everyone thinks u don't meet women outside of fab.. so ur quite wrong there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your fuck count before you come!..."

3.14159265359 or 371 degrees, depending on if the moons in the constellation of Agabus

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"1, 2, miss a few, 99, 100.

Can I cum now?"

reminded me off childhood games - coming ready or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What your fuck count before you come!..."

What your fuck count before you come.

What your fuck count,

what your fuck count before you come.

(2nd verse)

Click browse porn site before you come...

Etc etc

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