FabSwingers.com forum: canibals !

By *eavenNhell OP Couple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu…

* Broiled Missionary: £10.00

* Fried Explorer: £15.00

* Grilled libdem: £100.00

* Baked tory: £250.00

* roast labour :£250

The cannibal called the waiter over and asked, “Why such a price difference for the Politicians?” The cook replied, “Have you ever tried to clean one? They’re so full of crap it takes all morning.”