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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

what is everyone getting their other half for Christmas, aside from the normal smellies and socks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't have a significant other I buy presents for but my son is getting a bottle of Grey Goose vodka with his socks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't got an another half, but will give mother a ticket for a yoga event with david Swenson and father a new cooking set, pans and top notch knifes as he is a chef

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big load a cum in her mouth

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A big load a cum in her mouth "

is that as well as the load for her birthday

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I am getting my OH a regulator thingy he has seen and wants....he doesn't know so I hope I can keep it secret so shhhhhhh

I am hoping for a new tattoo - I have dropped enough hints

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

I was thinking an Xbox. What do you think?

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Getting him some trainers and a watch

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

I believe they don't stay small though so they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An Ex of mind used to get some professional pictures taken of herself, usually pin up 40s style because she had the curves

She'd then have them made in to a calendar and I'd get use out of it for the whole year!

Perfect

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

I believe they don't stay small though so they?"

That's what I get told when I want one

I love looking at the little porkers on YouTube, they are adorable but I guess I must stick with cats and doggies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just posting here so fiona reads it and gets me a great present

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I've no other half to buy for, however if someone would like to get me a present,,,,

a ff and Me threesome would be awesome,,

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"An Ex of mind used to get some professional pictures taken of herself, usually pin up 40s style because she had the curves

She'd then have them made in to a calendar and I'd get use out of it for the whole year!

Perfect

Sorry - completely off on a tangent - but are you wearing 'the cone of shame' ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An Ex of mind used to get some professional pictures taken of herself, usually pin up 40s style because she had the curves

She'd then have them made in to a calendar and I'd get use out of it for the whole year!

Perfect

Sorry - completely off on a tangent - but are you wearing 'the cone of shame' ?

WOOF

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"An Ex of mind used to get some professional pictures taken of herself, usually pin up 40s style because she had the curves

She'd then have them made in to a calendar and I'd get use out of it for the whole year!

Perfect

Sorry - completely off on a tangent - but are you wearing 'the cone of shame' ?

WOOF"

Great pic!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't go wrong with a games console!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

I believe they don't stay small though so they?"

they get pretty big actually, a true micro pig will get to the size of a lab but lots of places are breeding runts to make them look like micros when they really could get to the size of a shetland pony lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you need a holding number, movement licence etc to have a micro pig , there not like a cat or dog

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"you need a holding number, movement licence etc to have a micro pig , there not like a cat or dog "

You wouldn't want to be a micro pig in Wales right now!

http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-29184035

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's getting to that time of year again when people will start saying 'what do you want for Christmas' - and to be honest there's literally nothing I want. I have pretty much all I need and can never think of anything that I'd really like so I'd rather they saved their money or gave it to someone more deserving instead

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

I'm yet another one with no other half but it would be nice if my sister and father put some thought in this year. I'm getting a bit fed up with being expected to think of creative gift for them, usually only to get grudging comments from my dad, whilst if they remember I get sent a cheque or gift vouchers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no other half but my youngest son is getting a new xbox and the elder one is getting a ticket to Australia.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have no other half but my youngest son is getting a new xbox and the elder one is getting a ticket to Australia. "

Can I have a ticket - FI xxxxx. I've been very good!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd quite like an other half for Christmas

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

no other half here either and no kids so i ordered £40 of stuff for my self from not on the high street

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over a year ago

"I have no other half but my youngest son is getting a new xbox and the elder one is getting a ticket to Australia.

Can I have a ticket - FI xxxxx. I've been very good!"

He's promised me he'll stay there though!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing lol

No other half ????

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

"I'd quite like an other half for Christmas "
just for christmas or forever ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bought mine tickets to go n see Paul Carrock in feb

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not saying as I hope Jason reads this thread ..... Because I'd love a wee chihuahua or French bulldog

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Nothing as I don't have one

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

No other half...

5 yr old son who I have no clue for... he already has his wii, scalextric and all the usual boy stuff, and more dinosaurs than we know what to do with... any ideas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No other half...

5 yr old son who I have no clue for... he already has his wii, scalextric and all the usual boy stuff, and more dinosaurs than we know what to do with... any ideas?"

meccano or knex.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"No other half...

5 yr old son who I have no clue for... he already has his wii, scalextric and all the usual boy stuff, and more dinosaurs than we know what to do with... any ideas?

meccano or knex."

meccano might work, thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tickets to see the Jersey Boys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Tickets to see the Jersey Boys"

Don't miss them on Sunday night at The Palladium this evening.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"An Ex of mind used to get some professional pictures taken of herself, usually pin up 40s style because she had the curves

She'd then have them made in to a calendar and I'd get use out of it for the whole year!

Perfect

Omg I love that, he keeps saying all he wants is me xx

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't have another half to buy for, but have spotted some "man tins" to buy for my male relatives for them to put their bits of stuff and various nuts, bolts, fishing lures etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

I believe they don't stay small though so they?"

Ours never!! Ended up giving it to the local petting zoo! It used to squeal at the kitchen door wanting to come in!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you need a holding number, movement licence etc to have a micro pig , there not like a cat or dog

You wouldn't want to be a micro pig in Wales right now!

http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-29184035

Yeah we actually have a smallhold license... Their number is registered.. And any outbreaks locally then it's bye bye piggy...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"you need a holding number, movement licence etc to have a micro pig , there not like a cat or dog

You wouldn't want to be a micro pig in Wales right now!

http://bbc.co.uk/news/uk-wales-south-west-wales-29184035

Yeah we actually have a smallhold license... Their number is registered.. And any outbreaks locally then it's bye bye piggy...

And I haven't a clue what to get the other half.

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"Oh god I can't even think about Christmas. My nearly 14 year old I'm really stuck on as the only thing she wants is a micro pig which is complete no no!! Fortunately no awkward other half to buy for

Micro pig!!!!!!!!!!! I have wanted one of these for ages but I keep getting told no! Micro pigs are sooooo cute

I believe they don't stay small though so they?

Ours never!! Ended up giving it to the local petting zoo! It used to squeal at the kitchen door wanting to come in!!!

Lol thats what I keep telling my daughter that they can get big and her answer was 'well least we'll have plenty of bacon then'. I had no words...

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