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I know why women live like longer than men

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Because they get 500 messages a day. As much sex as they want and can be Choosey.

Men

Stressed.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I can be as a choosey as I want.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you noticed the amount of extra years we get is about the same amount as if you added up our periods together?

Worded that terribly but I don't think it's a coincidence...

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

What a fitting username

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're saying everyone in the whole wide world is on here? Oh God,I can't look my mother in the eye ever again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they get 500 messages a day. As much sex as they want and can be Choosey.

Men

Stressed. "

Can be choosy without being a member here..

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Because they get 500 messages a day. As much sex as they want and can be Choosey.

Men

Stressed.

Can be choosy without being a member here.."
yeah CU's your a chick

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

Actually, it's not as easy as you think, yes, easier than a single bloke but taking into account working, shifts, family, holidays, friends and fucking menopause, even meeting with my local friends is bloody tricky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they get 500 messages a day. As much sex as they want and can be Choosey.

Men

Stressed. "

i have been turned down by a few men on here so bang goes your choosy theory

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Because they get 500 messages a day. As much sex as they want and can be Choosey.

Men

Stressed. "

Gross exaggeration. Not my experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, it's not as easy as you think, yes, easier than a single bloke but taking into account working, shifts, family, holidays, friends and fucking menopause, even meeting with my local friends is bloody tricky. "

Keep plying me with spicy treats and you can move in....

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

"

Crazy fools!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

Crazy fools!"

Not all of us but enough. Apparently we talk too, which helps. I'd better shut up now as I don't want to live too long.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

Crazy fools!

Not all of us but enough. Apparently we talk too, which helps. I'd better shut up now as I don't want to live too long.

"

So you're telling me that snake oil, turpentine and the occasional grunt is bad?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

Crazy fools!

Not all of us but enough. Apparently we talk too, which helps. I'd better shut up now as I don't want to live too long.

So you're telling me that snake oil, turpentine and the occasional grunt is bad?"

It sounds like you are working on the car again.

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London


"Actually, it's not as easy as you think, yes, easier than a single bloke but taking into account working, shifts, family, holidays, friends and fucking menopause, even meeting with my local friends is bloody tricky.

Keep plying me with spicy treats and you can move in.... "

I bet you've eaten the lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Actually, it's not as easy as you think, yes, easier than a single bloke but taking into account working, shifts, family, holidays, friends and fucking menopause, even meeting with my local friends is bloody tricky.

Keep plying me with spicy treats and you can move in....

I bet you've eaten the lot."

Yup, me and the boy finished them off today!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"We actually go to the doctor when there is something wrong. It can be as simple as that.

"

s'not actually true. Take away modern medicine and the problems caused by "the menopause" radically raise mortality. Obviously life expectancy drops for both genders but for women more so than men......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there a medical term for unwanted celibacy related stress???

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