FabSwingers.com forum: Wouldn't want to be the dog in the morning!

By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Something tells me the woofer might regret what she's just done later!

Popped the garlic bread in the oven and left the pizza (extra hot chilli beef!) on top whilst we nipped out to feed the fish.

Came back in two minutes later.

Half of it gone.

The dog is now full of chillis and spicy beef.

Hopefully she'll learn the lesson not to snaffle other peoples food.

Guess it's just garlic bread, warm chocolate donuts and Haagen Dazs for me then tonight!

Anyone else's pets enjoy treats other than pet food?

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

I don't wish to worry you, but my friends lab nicked a pizza and ended up with a bowel obstruction.....so a doze of the scoot will be a welcome site

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By *tillup4funMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

Good luck in the morning if she lasts that long

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"I don't wish to worry you, but my friends lab nicked a pizza and ended up with a bowel obstruction.....so a doze of the scoot will be a welcome site"

It was all of the toppings. She'd had a nibble on the dough and obviously decided that wasn't for her.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our male cat just dragged the lamb bone behind the washing machine. We probably won't see him again all evening

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A friend's dog ate a box of chocolates. The other dog, older and wiser, had hidden the box and we only worked out what had happened when we decided to have a chocolate.

An hour later we were still worried having worked out how many were left in the box and how long the toxic chocolate had been in her system. She was fine but I don't think she learnt any lessons at all.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Scott's first introduction to my cat didn't go so well, he went to the loo, left his kebab unattended and came back to find the cat had eaten half of it! That was a long time ago and they still hate each other haha "

Chilli sauce?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes.

Like us, the dog is a devotee of cake.

And toast.

He loves toast.

And rich tea biscuits

And pizza

And bacon butties

And pasta bolognese

And omelettes

And doritos

And ice cream

And porridge

And milk that cereals have been in

Won't touch dog food (dry or wet) but loves the cats food if mums cat is ever daft enough not to scoff it all in one go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our shirley loves strawberries, tomatoes. And anyrhing else she can scrounge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our cats eat anything and everything the likkle mad one does love her beef hulu hoops . Only thing thats safe to leave is natural yogurt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't leave whisky unattended without my cat helping himself, and my old rottie loved a watermelon bicardi breezer

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"A friend's dog ate a box of chocolates. The other dog, older and wiser, had hidden the box and we only worked out what had happened when we decided to have a chocolate.

unless its 'proper chocolate' with a high cocoa content then most dogs are ok with eating some..

ours ate some mini caramels and the wrappers were evident for day or two after..

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Our first dog drank some rum when she was a pup and steadfastly walked away if people were drinking after that experience.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Saying that, my Rottie polished off a couple of cold slices of Domino's stuffed crust meat feast that I had saved, even the box went, the only thing he left was the white plastic thing they put in to stop the box lid dipping into the toppings lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Chilli sauce?

With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat...

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

"I don't wish to worry you, but my friends lab nicked a pizza and ended up with a bowel obstruction.....so a doze of the scoot will be a welcome site

It was all of the toppings. She'd had a nibble on the dough and obviously decided that wasn't for her.

Glad to hear that........enjoy the fallout....dogs!

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Chilli sauce?

With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat...

A proper kebab!

I totally understand the cats thinking!

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Chilli sauce?

With jalapeño and garlic mayo, poor cat...

A proper kebab!

I totally understand the cats thinking!

Hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My lab many years ago got stuck into the Christmas hamper I thought I'd safely hidden when we were out. He got through a huge fruit cake covered in candied fruit and an extra long box of after eights...plus papers and red ribbon. When we got home he was desperately trying to get into the plastic bowl housing a Christmas pudd to serve 12. If he had managed that I'm sure it would have been curtains for him. He was a very lucky hound to survive.

He recovered in time for Christmas day when he stole the turkey carcass and half a gammon!!!! I did feed him....honest!!!!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

My old dog once helped herself to some prime steaks we were defrosting on the kitchen counter, maybe beef lollipops are the way to go

She also polished off a frozen chicken!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Once got out pack of frozen 1/4 burgers left them on the kitchen side while nipped to the loo. Returned 2 mins later they were gone!! Have learnt now to push everything to back of work tops and never leave a plate or the bin unattended!!

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

And this is why (aside from one relic) I keep my dogs kenneled outside.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My parrot loves Haribo and jelly sweets in general.

With Haribo he always pinches the eggs or the hearts.

With things like midget gems etc, he takes whichever colour you tell him to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And this is why (aside from one relic) I keep my dogs kenneled outside. "

R they pets or working dogs?? Dont see the point in keeping a pet outside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What sort of dogs are they, some have extra sensitive stomachs. I keep a mix of mainly bully breeds and they helped themselves to my vindaloos and phalls before and never been an issue (student vet nurse btw)

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By *imiUKMan
over a year ago

Hereford

"And this is why (aside from one relic) I keep my dogs kenneled outside.

R they pets or working dogs?? Dont see the point in keeping a pet outside"

They work - but I don't see the point of having a dog in the house, they just make a mess.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My akita x Dottie has a thingabout taking eggs out of a box and lining them up on the counter and choosing one she likes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rottie that was meant to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Our dog loves alcohol so no leaving drinks within reach! 8-

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Out of curiosity what breeds has everyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents lab ate whole loaf of bread, bag of carrots and a bag of Brussels sprouts once. He drew the line at eating toilet roll though, only eating half before deciding it wasn't for him.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mutt managed to Ralph up a whole champagne cork once!

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By *he Queen of TartsWoman
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over a year ago

My Own Little World

Years back my Brother-in-Law had a row with his wife so she kicked him and his dog out, they ended up on our door step.

So we put him up on the sofa for the night until he had sobered up and she had calmed down.

Unfortunately the dog got hungry during the night and ate the top tier of my wedding cake which traditionally is kept for the 1st anniversary or christening of the 1st child.

Needless to say he got bolloxed again with a beaut of a hangover.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My parents dog (golden retriever) once ate a pair of my mums tights. This was discovered by my dad when he was out walking him. The dog was having a poo and was struggling. My Dad landed up having to try and stand on the end of them and push the dog slowly as they came out .... Can imagine I was in tears laughing at this scenario. Luckily though the dog managed to pass them

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.

He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.

He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side

That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird!

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By *eryBigGirlWoman
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.

He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side

That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird!

Eek now that must have been embarrassing

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"My parents dog (golden retriever) once ate a pair of my mums tights. This was discovered by my dad when he was out walking him. The dog was having a poo and was struggling. My Dad landed up having to try and stand on the end of them and push the dog slowly as they came out .... Can imagine I was in tears laughing at this scenario. Luckily though the dog managed to pass them

I'm sitting here imagining that and sniggering - funniest thing I've heard about for ages!

Glad the dog's ok but I imagine your dad is scarred for life!

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By *etitesaraTV/TS
over a year ago

rochdale

"My Basset once ate the biggest box of Belgian chocolates that I'd bought back for a friend. He's lucky he's still going the amount he ate but he never learnt.

He also got the turkey leg one Christmas day - I didnt tell the family just used the meat from the other side

That reminds me of the year our old dog ate the neighbour's Christmas bird!

Was out for a mountain bike ride a few yrs back, 2 days before Xmas. Rode past a really ramshackle farm (we call it The Dingles) and saw a big tomcat dragging this HUGE raw turkey across the mud and shite of the farmyard - the cat actually growled at me when I stopped to look!

Guess turkey wasn't on the menu that year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Two sibes, I wish they would steal food but only half a KitKat.

Non food items is another matter.

1 laptop That pissed me right off

1 XBox That pissed me right off

1 sofa. That pissed me right off

Wallpaper off the walls, bastards!!

Chair legs and seats, wankers!!

Shoes that I expected.

Home theatre speakers including the woofer, oh the irony, c@#ts!!

And many assorted small items.

I hate my mutts!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I feed my hamster meat and fresh veg and fruit

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By *hrissie1961Woman
over a year ago

dumfries and galloway

I had a block of pasty defrosting on the kitchen counter....it had a perfect impression of the culprits teeth in it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The family dog will steal any food item you turn your back on, within seconds ..... but will still sit and wait till you say he can eat his own food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Years ago, when I still had my two dogs, me and my then partner were enjoying an indian takeaway with two faces watched longingly. So I went and put a little in each of their bowls from mt plate. I had Vindaloo. The dogs left us alone for a good minute or two while they tucked in - and then came back licking their lips. Now they had the taste for it and wanted more.

My pappilon also liked donner kebabs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something tells me the woofer might regret what she's just done later!

Popped the garlic bread in the oven and left the pizza (extra hot chilli beef!) on top whilst we nipped out to feed the fish.

Came back in two minutes later.

Half of it gone.

The dog is now full of chillis and spicy beef.

Hopefully she'll learn the lesson not to snaffle other peoples food.

Guess it's just garlic bread, warm chocolate donuts and Haagen Dazs for me then tonight!

Anyone else's pets enjoy treats other than pet food?

You wouldn't want to be the dog in the morning? .. My thoughts were I wouldn't want to be the owner in the morning, I wouldn't want to be picking that up. I hope you offered her a glass of milk to cool the tonsils lol

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

How's the dog this morning? X

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By *G LanaTV/TS
over a year ago

Gosport

One of my cats is obsessed with coffee. I had a coffee percolator which then held the brewed coffee in a push button dispenser.

I realised the cat had a coffee problem when I saw her briefly pushing the button and then licking the drip left on the end of the spout. I'm not sure she has ever really forgiven me for changing the machine. Now she has to deploy cunning and stealth to try and steal coffee from mugs but I'm fairly good at fighting her off.

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By *bi Haive OP Man
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"How's the dog this morning? X"

Sorry - busy day!!

She was fine. Obviously has a cast iron stomach (like me!!

). Was panicking about finding a 'present' on the floor this morning but she's right as rain!

Fox has taken her for a run on the beach this afternoon whilst I've been doing a weeks worth of ironing whilst listening to loud tunes.

I'm anticipating a very mucky dog when they get back.

So I'll have to clean the bloody car as well!

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

my cocker spaniel and lab cross dont steal food ,i used to be able to cook a

chicken and leave it on the side and they never touched it ,chewed stuff as pups the lab wrecked a leather sofa ,they come and sit beside me when i eat now and i often wonder if they love me or my cupboards x

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

sod the dog.. i feel more sorry for you bud!!!

you waking up for a pee in the middle of the night, to be hit by a dodgy smell of splatter is every dog owners nightmare

(but thats better than stepping barefoot in it)

best of luck!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old cat used to have a penchant for prawn vindaloo. Never seemed to have any massive ill effects when he succeeded on getting some...which was fairly regularly as it was my dad's favourite and he was a sneaky little bastard (cat, not dad).

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I have raised 3 generations of Border Collies, all of them loved whatever I cooked but would always spit the mushrooms out

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