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I wont be able to shop in peace.....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

At least the roads will be quieter without the "Retards-Wrapping-Their-Kids-Up-In-Cotton-Wool-Run", ooops, I mean "The School Run", causing mayhem twice a day.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"At least the roads will be quieter without the "Retards-Wrapping-Their-Kids-Up-In-Cotton-Wool-Run", ooops, I mean "The School Run", causing mayhem twice a day."
you have a go at shoes shopping in peace when the shops is full of devils spawn ( toddlers who run riot)

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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They should make weekends, kid free zones during school holidays

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo


"for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy "

Ah it isn't just me then !!

Mind you, I don't like shopping much anyway, but when the kids are off school I get the urge to and can't !!

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By *ylde FloozyWoman
over a year ago

preston

Come shopping where I live, there are very few children here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come shopping where I live, there are very few children here "

ooo can't we just stay in

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By *ylde FloozyWoman
over a year ago

preston

Why, lots of lovely little boutiques and wine bars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy

Ah it isn't just me then !!

Mind you, I don't like shopping much anyway, but when the kids are off school I get the urge to and can't !!"

That's actually quite brilliant isn't it. What a master stroke by men to prevent women from maxxing out their c/cards.

They can't shop when the kids are at school as there's zillions of motorists fucking up the roads and they can't shop when the kids are not at school cos they're all in the fookin shops themselves. Perfect. hehehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They should have two weeks a year to prepare them for working life lol xx

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By *andKCouple
over a year ago

Norfolk


"They should make weekends, kid free zones during school holidays "

Kids and OAP's!!!!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy

Ah it isn't just me then !!

Mind you, I don't like shopping much anyway, but when the kids are off school I get the urge to and can't !!

That's actually quite brilliant isn't it. What a master stroke by men to prevent women from maxxing out their c/cards.

They can't shop when the kids are at school as there's zillions of motorists fucking up the roads and they can't shop when the kids are not at school cos they're all in the fookin shops themselves. Perfect. hehehe "

I bought new shoes......i terrorised a toddler who was eating an ice cream that looked like it was going to fall onto my jacket whilst i was trying them on, well i gave him "rthe look"

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy

Ah it isn't just me then !!

Mind you, I don't like shopping much anyway, but when the kids are off school I get the urge to and can't !!

That's actually quite brilliant isn't it. What a master stroke by men to prevent women from maxxing out their c/cards.

They can't shop when the kids are at school as there's zillions of motorists fucking up the roads and they can't shop when the kids are not at school cos they're all in the fookin shops themselves. Perfect. hehehe I bought new shoes......i terrorised a toddler who was eating an ice cream that looked like it was going to fall onto my jacket whilst i was trying them on, well i gave him "rthe look" "

Overheard in shoe shop :

"Mum, i got my first stiffy today"

"well done son."

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!

Absolutely brilliant!!!! I haven`t got thousands of arrogant little sh*ts swarming around in the schools I maintain for a while!!!!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Absolutely brilliant!!!! I haven`t got thousands of arrogant little sh*ts swarming around in the schools I maintain for a while!!!! "

That's the teachers taken care of. What about the pupils, oops i meant students.

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By *umpkinMan
over a year ago

near the sounds of the wimborne quarter jack!


"Absolutely brilliant!!!! I haven`t got thousands of arrogant little sh*ts swarming around in the schools I maintain for a while!!!!

That's the teachers taken care of. What about the pupils, oops i meant students."

Actually, you aren`t that far from the truth there!

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"Absolutely brilliant!!!! I haven`t got thousands of arrogant little sh*ts swarming around in the schools I maintain for a while!!!!

That's the teachers taken care of. What about the pupils, oops i meant students.

Actually, you aren`t that far from the truth there! "

1.2 miles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Joy of having no kids, bliss!

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

I used to love school holidays, no getting up early and spending really good quality time with my son, best days of their lives. Cant understand why parents moan about having them at home (i know no one on this thread has).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"for 6 weeks!!!! Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

The shops will be full of mums who are totally oblivious to their off spring screaming n creating bedlam in the shops....what joy "

..do you get many kids in the toy section of anne summers femme?

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

IVE JUST FALLEN OVER

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"IVE JUST FALLEN OVER "

forwards? i said you needed a rucksack.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"IVE JUST FALLEN OVER "

*Helps th e lady to her feet*

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"IVE JUST FALLEN OVER

*Helps th e lady to her feet*"

thank you.....i scraped my knees then though

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford


"IVE JUST FALLEN OVER

*Helps th e lady to her feet*thank you.....i scraped my knees then though "

that's doggy off the menu till further notice

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