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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hurry up coffee! It's taking ages to brew

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Flick the swtich down

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Flick the swtich down"

Ahhhhhhhhhh damn it, that's where I've been going wrong. Cheers for the tip off mate

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I like mine white and with a good body

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Its ok, this genuinely catches me out. If Ive turned the Morhpy Richards off at the wall and I don't rememebr I walk back out the kitchen and pour cold water in my mug.

Morhpy Richards

my arse. Its Argos's own make

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I like mine white and with a good body

Your sorted then, cos I got milk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

just a nice normal strength half a sugar please

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its ok, this genuinely catches me out. If Ive turned the Morhpy Richards off at the wall and I don't rememebr I walk back out the kitchen and pour cold water in my mug.

Morhpy Richards

my arse. Its Argos's own make"

Hahahaha but how long you been outta the kitchen for it to turn cold, the Argos special might be boiling its brains out when your not there

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"just a nice normal strength half a sugar please

Your two's are all ready and waiting

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Plus I got three different kinds of coffee, cos my last meet said I was only worth verifying on my coffee making skills hahaha.

Roll up, roll up. Form an orderly queue

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Its ok, this genuinely catches me out. If Ive turned the Morhpy Richards off at the wall and I don't rememebr I walk back out the kitchen and pour cold water in my mug.

Morhpy Richards

my arse. Its Argos's own make

Hahahaha but how long you been outta the kitchen for it to turn cold, the Argos special might be boiling its brains out when your not there"

It didnt get a chance to heat up to then turn cold. I flicked the wall off (forgot) but flicked the kettle on.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Its ok, this genuinely catches me out. If Ive turned the Morhpy Richards off at the wall and I don't rememebr I walk back out the kitchen and pour cold water in my mug.

Morhpy Richards

my arse. Its Argos's own make

Hahahaha but how long you been outta the kitchen for it to turn cold, the Argos special might be boiling its brains out when your not there

It didnt get a chance to heat up to then turn cold. I flicked the wall off (forgot) but flicked the kettle on."

If you can flick a wall off, I'm expecting your inbox to be rather full, once the ladies hear of this!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I quite often come home, pull the washing out the machine start thinking 'Ahh it seems almost dry' only to find a brand new washing tablet/pillow thing un melted and soggy.

I load the machine up, turn the dial, do everything right except press 'on/off'.

Its a fucking hard life

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I quite often come home, pull the washing out the machine start thinking 'Ahh it seems almost dry' only to find a brand new washing tablet/pillow thing un melted and soggy.

I load the machine up, turn the dial, do everything right except press 'on/off'.

Its a fucking hard life"

Hahaha isn't it just

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Back on track.

I'll have a caramel coffee please. Douwe Egberts doing it, might fine shit is that stuff

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Back on track.

I'll have a caramel coffee please. Douwe Egberts doing it, might fine shit is that stuff"

No problem. I pressed the caramel button by mistake on a costa machine the other day ......ooooooof not for me, although it was sort of gingerbready and kinda christmassy ho ho ho

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