FabSwingers.com forum: Hair removal

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I like to keep my nuts (& a few other places) free of hair but I find shaving to be a bit too awkward and unreliable. I want to try wax or something that pulls the hair out, but when I go into boots to see what they have I'm confronted with too much variety, not to mention feeling a bit of an idiot as I did when when one of the assistants asked if I needed any help ("Yes, can you tell me which is the best to use on my balls?" - I think not

So ladies, or guys I spose if any have tried it, any advice as to what I should look for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We use veet. Loads of threads on this subject here - http://www.fabswingers.com/forum-search/hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

let the hair grow for a week or so, then wrap your nuts in ductape and then just rip it off.

Just make sure you don't rip your bollocks off though, like that bloke on the stag night knacker waxing contest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Veet sensative or H2So4 (undiluted Sulphuric Acid) (not to be confused with the similar looking H2o)

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

If you're going to be brave enough to wax on your own I would suggest getting small wax strips and doing a little bit at a time

The area you're covering is'nt the flattest or easiest to do

Oh and make your you pull the skin really tight in the opposite direction of the way you're pulling the strips off

Brave brave man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Veet sensative or H2So4 (undiluted Sulphuric Acid) (not to be confused with the similar looking H2o)"

Fookin battery acid Jed?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

epilator....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

rotorvator

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Petrol, one lit match and whooosh, all off in a second.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"rotorvator

You're being very silly!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Petrol, one lit match and whooosh, all off in a second."

You're as bad as Jsck! Lol

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By *ickens CiderMan
over a year ago

taunton

"epilator....

did you get the Big Bad Lad with this in the end... any feedback on your testing? lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

flymos are pretty good

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"epilator....

did you get the Big Bad Lad with this in the end... any feedback on your testing? lol

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no i am biding my time, the threat is much more fun than the aftermath will be

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By *onyMad123Couple
over a year ago

nottingham/ derby

be careful with cream i got chemical burns oowwwww and that was sensitive, now shave using a 2 blade non fancy razor after washing with anitibaterial soap and use hair conditioner to shave and only do it day of meet or clubbing for silky smooth, i still get a rash a couple of days later but thats just me xx

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The other week I thought I'd treat myself to a new 'wet n dry' epilator... I thought it would be handy to have one I could use in the bathroom, as my ol' faithful one needs to be plugged in.... not a good idea to use that in the bath.

And these newer ones claim to be able to tug out even the shortest of hairs.... which they sure do. But betware...... any reduction in tension of the skin (especially soft fleshy skin in your delicate area) results in severe pain, as your flesh is grabbed at by the rotating tweezers and dragged around until the head finally jams on your skin......OUCH!

I have a very sore lip...... and it's not on my face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We use veet. Loads of threads on this subject here - http://www.fabswingers.com/forum-search/hair

i used veet for a few years , it works well but best if not left too long and also i put it on then closed my legs it increased the burn factor and bloody hurt , but normally i put it on leave for the required time as i stand legs apart , then it does need a flannel or a bit or rough cloth to help it loose this lasts for a good few weeks , hope it helps , ohhh and now they do veet for men in maculine blue bottle ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh i have tried it all. the hair removing cream i left on too long while gabbing in chat room and got chemical burns. the wax strips i cudnt bear to rip off and the few i did left me with marks like love bites on me muff. the professional waxing left me with ingrowing hairs. now i just shave and then use a roll on called PFB vanish its for ingrown hair, waxing/razore bumps, razor burn and its for men and women. i used to rash no matter what i used but with this stuff its great. means i can shave as and when and then a quick application of this on me muff and am a happy lady

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I posted this query when we joined and the advice was brilliant. Veet was good but found shaving with hair conditioner better in the end. No rash at all but like the advice earlier, you're going to need to pull certain parts a bit straighter to shave.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Pluck em. It takes time but as long as you pluck in the direction the hair is growing i find it painless.

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

Pluck em. It takes time but as long as you pluck in the direction the hair is growing i find it painless."

Agreed

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I wish I had worded it such a way as to make sure only 'plucking' products were mentioned. I had already heard of veet, and I'm sure it would be better than shaving, but I would really like something pulls the hair out, so it takes even longer to grow back.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I wish I had worded it such a way as to make sure only 'plucking' products were mentioned. I had already heard of veet, and I'm sure it would be better than shaving, but I would really like something pulls the hair out, so it takes even longer to grow back."
try an epilator, it plucks n leaves ya smoooooooooth

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"try an epilator, it plucks n leaves ya smoooooooooth

Before I try this, I'll need:

a) video footage of BB walking unaided.

b) to hear him speak anything other than soprano

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"try an epilator, it plucks n leaves ya smoooooooooth

Before I try this, I'll need:

a) video footage of BB walking unaided.

b) to hear him speak anything other than soprano"
il epilate ya at the beach party

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"il epilate ya at the beach party

Not while I have my strength...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"il epilate ya at the beach party

Not while I have my strength..."
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh go on, pretty please *flutters eyelashes *

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I'll think about it...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

I've thought about it.

No thanks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

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No i want to do Sharp Dressed man with my epilator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

That hand held plucking monster looks lethal! Its not going near me, i'll stick to the wax.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

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let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

No i want to do Sharp Dressed man with my epilator

From a practical point of view, I don't think the club is open long enough!

And even if it is, I'm still saying no...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

No i want to do Sharp Dressed man with my epilator

From a practical point of view, I don't think the club is open long enough!

And even if it is, I'm still saying no..."
bugger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The other week I thought I'd treat myself to a new 'wet n dry' epilator... I thought it would be handy to have one I could use in the bathroom, as my ol' faithful one needs to be plugged in.... not a good idea to use that in the bath.

I have a very sore lip...... and it's not on my face."

isnt it the worst idea?! some man is making a happy retirement torturing women and getting away with it.

makes the legs feel awful after too when you want to return to shaving.

dont know why i bothered as being blonde i have very few and soft hairs but i swear its made my legs worse!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

No i want to do Sharp Dressed man with my epilator

From a practical point of view, I don't think the club is open long enough!

And even if it is, I'm still saying no...bugger

Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

OI! Where's your solidarity?

...and is "glove" a codename?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her..."

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ask one of the ladies here to do it for you, it wont make it any easier or less painfull but boy will she enjoy doing it to you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has! "

Like an elephant ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

OI! Where's your solidarity?

...and is "glove" a codename?"

Kate's got a glove with vibrating fingers and palm

it's quite popular at parties

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

OI! Where's your solidarity?

...and is "glove" a codename?

Kate's got a glove with vibrating fingers and palm

it's quite popular at parties

That does seem quite distracting actually.....can it stay attached to Kate while it distracts me?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Femme, you can do Nottsmale, he'll be up for it

No i want to do Sharp Dressed man with my epilator

From a practical point of view, I don't think the club is open long enough!

And even if it is, I'm still saying no...bugger

Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

"
bollox to that i want the glove

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Femme, you can distract him with Kate's glove and then pluck his nuts

OI! Where's your solidarity?

...and is "glove" a codename?

Kate's got a glove with vibrating fingers and palm

it's quite popular at parties

That does seem quite distracting actually.....can it stay attached to Kate while it distracts me?

I can't control Kate when she's on a mission, so yes, it will be

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

"
Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

I wuv you when you are angry...Your nips poke out like chapel hat pegs...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

I wuv you when you are angry...Your nips poke out like chapel hat pegs...

"
They most certainly do not

well i dont think they do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

I wuv you when you are angry...Your nips poke out like chapel hat pegs...

They most certainly do not

well i dont think they do

Will bring some strawberry flavouring so I can chew on them whilst you beat me with BB,s underpants...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

I wuv you when you are angry...Your nips poke out like chapel hat pegs...

They most certainly do not

well i dont think they do

Will bring some strawberry flavouring so I can chew on them whilst you beat me with BB,s underpants...

"
washed pants or unwashed pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You can epilate me bum femme cos I lurve ya...

let me epilate ya bollox and ya got a deal

If you can find them they are all yours...

Your verrrrrrrry brave!

She will forget by the time I next see her...

Wanna bet!

Long memory she has!

Like an elephant ???

Snogmeister...cruising for a bruising again? Im really not nice when im angry you know

I wuv you when you are angry...Your nips poke out like chapel hat pegs...

They most certainly do not

well i dont think they do

Will bring some strawberry flavouring so I can chew on them whilst you beat me with BB,s underpants...

washed pants or unwashed pants?

Ewwwww!!! You know I like a surprise...

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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"Ewwwww!!! You know I like a surprise...

Unwashed it is then....full of "surprises"...

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Ewwwww!!! You know I like a surprise...

Unwashed it is then....full of "surprises"..."
im counting you in on this as well

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

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*scrolls up*

"This" appears to be chewing on your nipple...

*shrugs*

Ok, I'm in...:D

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"*scrolls up*

"This" appears to be chewing on your nipple...

*shrugs*

Ok, I'm in...:D"
after iv epilated ya left bollock

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Isnt there a product called "magic dust" or powder or summat, crystals maybe?

I am sure I saw it mentioned on one of these threads and the general consensus was it was the dogs wotsits.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Isnt there a product called "magic dust" or powder or summat, crystals maybe?

I am sure I saw it mentioned on one of these threads and the general consensus was it was the dogs wotsits.

"
magic powder from ebay

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

As to Veet....

wash before you use it, but leave it a cpl of hours after washing before you apply, as the natural grease in the skin helps protect from chemical burns.

And, for gods sake... DO NOT leave it on too long!!!! I did the first time as an experiment, and couldnt walk without winceing for three days!! Damn good job we didnt have a meet planned!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ask one of the ladies here to do it for you, it wont make it any easier or less painfull but boy will she enjoy doing it to you

Actually I would be happy to do just that, I love having my cock handled by a woman, and i would probably find the short sharp pain something of a turn on. Please if there's any volunteers get in touch

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