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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

So, I've heard a few in my time, but what's the best excuse or reason you have been given for someone who has not turned up or been able to make a meet, whether that's play or a social

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

I'm sorry, my penis fell off

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"I'm sorry, my penis fell off

Is that one you have used ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had no petrol, forgot to fill up the day before then went out and left wallet at mates so couldn't get fuel until his mate had come over with his wallet but his mate was hungover so didn't want him to drive. He couldn't text to say he couldn't make it as his phone had died and his charger was in his flatmates room and he'd gone out and locked it!! Shame he never showed as if he was as imaginative in bed as he was with his excuses he'd have been one hell of a shag!!!

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Not from Fab but I had a second date cancelled because her guinea pug was ill...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"

Scary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"
inch eye private eye

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Penecillin hasnt worked, Can we reschedule

Gimp

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"

maybe they were hiding as some bloke was looking in the window..

you could have come to collect the provident or something

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

"I'm sorry, my penis fell off

Is that one you have used ?

No, it's a scandalous rumour

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently

Really?

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Not from Fab but I had a second date cancelled because her guinea pug was ill... "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry its Friday and big brother eviction, can we do it after lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO!

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) "

Seems like a valid reason

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO! "

You are joking ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO! "

ive had this one before too if you cant afford petrol why arrange a meet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"sorry we are going to have to cancel today's meet guy's,the bin lorry has broken down and we can't get our car off the drive"

100% genuine

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently

Really?"

Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for.

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By *umpleteazerWoman
over a year ago

Flintshire

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "

Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer

Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked

Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer

Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x"

oh absolutely devasted by it how will i cope with the terrible fate of being blocked by an idiot i obviously had a lucky escape from!.

And thank you very much im very shocked yet excited just hope its just the one this time and not twins again

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) "

Congratulations on your news.

Claire

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

""sorry we are going to have to cancel today's meet guy's,the bin lorry has broken down and we can't get our car off the drive"

100% genuine

Well that's a new one I've never heard before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy quite a while ago ask to meet 3 times and on every occasion sent a message 2 hours before the meet saying he forgot it was his works Christmas Party so can we reschedule. He still asks to this day lol

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

While standing tapping at the door of a meets address I received a text saying..."I can't let you in cos' I know you"

I texted back "Well, if you do let me in you'll get to know me a bit better"

Still never opened the door....strange

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By *nigmatic1Woman
over a year ago

A seaside town near you!

"Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO!

You are joking ?"

Not joking!! Cheeky git lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently

Really?

Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for. "

I doubt you weren't what they're looking for, sounds like they bottled it once they saw you were genuine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had one blew out last week (one days motice) because of "Mother Nature". (Genuine - I pretty much know her cycle and we ra-arranged for tomorrow). I then arranged another meet which blew out on the Friday morning....timing is a bugger...but serving her this Monday.

Can keep folk posted if anyone wants to know!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now

10 out of 10 for honesty

the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now

10 out of 10 for honesty

the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home

I agree on the honesty, but sometimes being honest is not the best policy, that would have pissed me right off x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My fave was the guy who text me to say he was sorry but he was going to have to rearrange our meet as he was meeting someone else now

10 out of 10 for honesty

the only thing that pissed me off was he text me that while I was stood waiting for him I'm sure he could have sent it an hour earlier before I left home

Unbelievable dahling

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've never had any really good excuses, but I've nearly lost of count of the number of seriously ill relatives that seem to need hastily driving to hospital or similar. I hate that as an excuse because you can't really challenge it in case it turned out to be true...

However any excuse is better than the no-show block and blank treatment which makes my blood boil.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "

Congratulations, and WTF! Best reason to be labelled a time waster I've heard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got cancelled on because I wasn't hipster enough...

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"I got cancelled on because I wasn't hipster enough...

Hipster? What does that even mean ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked

Bet you're devastated at being blocked by such a charmer

Congratulations on the baby! That is wonderful news x

oh absolutely devasted by it how will i cope with the terrible fate of being blocked by an idiot i obviously had a lucky escape from!.

And thank you very much im very shocked yet excited just hope its just the one this time and not twins again "

Congratulations hun xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got cancelled on because I wasn't hipster enough...

Hahahaha I'm totally stealing this as my new 'not interested' line

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

"I had someone drive past me at a meet and not stop. They couldn't find a parking space apparently

Really?

Yes really. And it wasn't even that busy. Guess I wasn't what they were looking for.

I doubt you weren't what they're looking for, sounds like they bottled it once they saw you were genuine

Aw thanks, have to say it did knock my confidence a bit... but thankfully a few lovely social meets on and its much better again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy due at ours at 8pm. 8.45pm we had a text "Just realised its about an hours drive from me to you, Ill be there about 10pm is that ok?" No it isnt goodbye lol. He was online right up to sending the text so had made no attempt whatsoever to arrive ontime. When we said no he claimed he didnt know we had set a time despite at least 3 messages in our conversation stating the time

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By *njames OP Man
over a year ago

Swindon

"We had a guy due at ours at 8pm. 8.45pm we had a text "Just realised its about an hours drive from me to you, Ill be there about 10pm is that ok?" No it isnt goodbye lol. He was online right up to sending the text so had made no attempt whatsoever to arrive ontime. When we said no he claimed he didnt know we had set a time despite at least 3 messages in our conversation stating the time

Instant block

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

I'm sorry but my cat is poorly and hiding under the bed in his comfy space, I'm not going to shag above him...

Genuine excuse, cos it was me that cancelled a meet (with a day or two notice)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had one meet cancel because he'd been stopped by the police and had his car impounded. If that were true then I'm quite glad we didn't meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only ever had one actual excuse, but it was a genuine reason and we rescheduled for the following evening.

As the people in question are people whom I have met on a couple of previous occasions and whom I consider friends, it really wasn't a problem.

Other times meets haven't happened have been simple no-shows

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got cancelled on because I wasn't hipster enough...

Hipster? What does that even mean ?

Skinny jeans and bearded, hang around Hoxton here in London and Hackney...

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

Daughter has turned from uni unexpectedly with her boy friend. Ill have to cancel. I still want a meet . 3 months later still waiting. Ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mean father has grounded me and won't let me do anything or have people over"

And you're supposed to be 25?

Turns out was a fake.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a guy saying he waited nearly two hours for a taxi ..we were waiting less than a mile away in a town with hundreds of taxis ...he msgd for a meet last week I just said I will see if I can get a taxi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ive never had a mad excuse,Ive had one not turn up about 3 years who still messages for meets

And 1 who turned up late with someone else in tow and I told him to turn right round and go home as I wasn't interested

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can you lend me £20 for petrol money .... Ermmmm NO! "

I had this once too,he had lost his wallet with his cards in. It was our second meet so I said ok. He pulled up in a very expensive car and I gave him a tenner to get home. He's been paying me back in kind for four years

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons)

Seems like a valid reason

Well maybe he doesnt think so as ive just been labelled a timewaster and blocked "

Well sod him! - and many congratulations hun!! Don't leave fab - just stay on the forums and while away the preganancy giggling and moaning with us!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Instant block

Indeed

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Over the years I have had 2 no shows, but I had an inkling about a week before each one, as they both just went silent on me.

Both then came back a few months later thinking I would have forgotten all about it.

When challenged they both said it was due to money and they were to embarrassed to admit they couldn't afford to travel

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By *olores mister jCouple
over a year ago

Wirral

I meet one time a couple in my place for a chat and a drink in one occasion I was try to play solo . but the have to live promptly cose bring whit him the insuline of is diabetic dog and the dog was due some ! Verry nice couple btw

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) "
I bet your meets off here are shitting themselves now lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for all my messages of congratulations on this thread xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just cancelled a play meet for saturday as ive only found out today im expecting again so dont wish to swing whilst pregnant (for obvious reasons) I bet your meets off here are shitting themselves now lol.

no need i always use condoms and im 6 week gone back then only person i was sleeping with was my now ex anyway so its just him shitting himself lol

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

I had a guy about to park up to meet me for a drink. only to text saying "im in van, don't think we should meet" then he continued to drive out of car park

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

A few years ago I had to cancel a date as there was an accident right outside my house and police had blocked the road and pavement so I couldn't leave either in my car or to walk and get transport. Was a few hours before people could go past and a few more until the road was open again

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By *adyGardenWoman
over a year ago

LONDON (se)

"Daughter has turned from uni unexpectedly with her boy friend. Ill have to cancel. I still want a meet . 3 months later still waiting. Ha ha

I've actually had to cancel a meet last moment because my daughter did turn up to stay with me after school instead of going to her dads. So you never know it could have been true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry my family just showed up as i was sat outside their house for 10 mins and could see straight into the living room window. (No family arrived)"

Maybe it was you that was the family?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

He had a spot. Lol He wondered why I wouldn't give him a second chance, especially as he cancelled at the last minute.

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