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Embarrassing Moment you had one or two. ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ever had such an embarrassing moment that you wished the world would just open up and swallow you whole?

DON'T WORRY! You aren't alone!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After my first child I had to have my stitches examined by a young male doctor. That was very embarrassing

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By *essiCouple
over a year ago

suffolk

More than one or two when you reach my age...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Well I have had two not so long ago and one this week ........ I was at hospital having bloods done for op and was 8.30 in the morning I had a bath did my hair and put in my velcro rolls .. just to give a lift .... well I only left them in the back of my hair for the nurse to ask have I for got something I said no ..... she said you have and its in your hair . lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Ok 2nd one ... I got up dressed to go to Tesco and put leggings on I had on night before and still clean ... only to feel something strange around my ankle as I was going around looking at veg I looked down and there was my black lace pants around my ankle I never knew they was there from night before . people all around me too .. got my foot and pulled out and was standing on them until no one around . lol

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By *oddyWoman
over a year ago

between havant and chichester


"Ok 2nd one ... I got up dressed to go to Tesco and put leggings on I had on night before and still clean ... only to feel something strange around my ankle as I was going around looking at veg I looked down and there was my black lace pants around my ankle I never knew they was there from night before . people all around me too .. got my foot and pulled out and was standing on them until no one around . lol "

that wasnt ur fault blame the other half for not removing them properly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Coming to after an operation to remove a testicle, the Dr's were doing there rounds. There was a few trainee doctors with them, having them all there having a good look.

Going to the reproductive science depth. In Liverpool women's hospital, (sperm bank) coming out and giving this gorgeous 20 year old blonde the sample. I couldn't look her in the eye. LoL.

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings

Yes a couple of years ago I ordered some toys off magic moments from my brothers office computer all done nicely.

When he came back to work he turned on the printer and out come a list and pictures of what I ordered he then called our Secretary over to look at it and then called me in and showed me in front of every body

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By *ambslass48Woman
over a year ago

Peterborough

My plastic surgeon looking at my boobs for me reconstruction. He's bloody gorgeous lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok 2nd one ... I got up dressed to go to Tesco and put leggings on I had on night before and still clean ... only to feel something strange around my ankle as I was going around looking at veg I looked down and there was my black lace pants around my ankle I never knew they was there from night before . people all around me too .. got my foot and pulled out and was standing on them until no one around . lol "

Whatever you do just a quick flash of those fantastic boobs and everything else would be forgotten x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ever had such an embarrassing moment that you wished the world would just open up and swallow you whole?

DON'T WORRY! You aren't alone!

"

My crotchless knicks were a tad loose fitting on me and so decided at the very point I exited from a cab to launch themselves to my ankles.

I looked at the driver, kicked them up into the air, caught them and shoved them in my pocket.

His face!!

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I came off my motorbike on my way into work one day, I hit diesel and went down quickly. I was not too badly hurt just a cut to my knee, and a few bruises.

When I got into work I was taken to the first aid room, the nurse got to me before I could get out of the lingerie I was wearing at the time, white lacy underwear with fishnet stocking. She took the pics out of me for years after that.

A mate farted in a shop next to me, it was chemical warfare stuff. He just got a whiff of it and left me in there, every one blamed me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok 2nd one ... I got up dressed to go to Tesco and put leggings on I had on night before and still clean ... only to feel something strange around my ankle as I was going around looking at veg I looked down and there was my black lace pants around my ankle I never knew they was there from night before . people all around me too .. got my foot and pulled out and was standing on them until no one around . lol "

This has happened to me too when a thing ended up inside some footless tights in the tumble dryer and somehow I managed not to notice when I put them on until they'd worked their way down and out by my feet

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

when we were having our first baby .. the doctor said ... mrs ..... the baby cant come out if youve still got your tights on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok 2nd one ... I got up dressed to go to Tesco and put leggings on I had on night before and still clean ... only to feel something strange around my ankle as I was going around looking at veg I looked down and there was my black lace pants around my ankle I never knew they was there from night before . people all around me too .. got my foot and pulled out and was standing on them until no one around . lol "

I did similar. Except I was 18 at the time and walking through a very busy factory. One of the guys shouted me over to ask what the lump was in my leggings. I very nearly stopped and sorted it there and then, but at the last minute thought it could be knickers. Which they were

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My worse one was one summer I was out shopping i only had a short denim skirt on, no tights/legging, I felt a really sharp pain in my stomach and from nowhere with no warning I came on my period but it was just like the flood gates opened, no spotting I just felt a gush, I looked down and blood was running down both legs, if I had had a gun handy I would have shot myself to save embarrassment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My worse one was one summer I was out shopping i only had a short denim skirt on, no tights/legging, I felt a really sharp pain in my stomach and from nowhere with no warning I came on my period but it was just like the flood gates opened, no spotting I just felt a gush, I looked down and blood was running down both legs, if I had had a gun handy I would have shot myself to save embarrassment "

Oh no!

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By *icefellatwoMan
over a year ago

hastings


"My worse one was one summer I was out shopping i only had a short denim skirt on, no tights/legging, I felt a really sharp pain in my stomach and from nowhere with no warning I came on my period but it was just like the flood gates opened, no spotting I just felt a gush, I looked down and blood was running down both legs, if I had had a gun handy I would have shot myself to save embarrassment "

Bloody hell

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia


"My worse one was one summer I was out shopping i only had a short denim skirt on, no tights/legging, I felt a really sharp pain in my stomach and from nowhere with no warning I came on my period but it was just like the flood gates opened, no spotting I just felt a gush, I looked down and blood was running down both legs, if I had had a gun handy I would have shot myself to save embarrassment "
oh my... Every womans worse nightmare right there jeese... Must have been awfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once tried to make a dramatic exist from an office I used to work in years ago, back in the days where you were allowed to smoke in work, well the office was at the back of a double glazing firm, and to exist you had to go via some patio doors, I regrettably didn't notice that the said were closed, and managed to burn my hand and bump my head! So my dramatic exist was dramatic for the wrong reasons

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When my son was little, he was asking for his drink while we were on the bus. So I stood up to pass it him from the top of the buggy. Then I went to sit down, only I forgot the seats tipped up when u got up and ended up on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine was back when I must have been 13/14, I suppose typical horny teenager. Who had just discovered porn was accessible via the obvious places.

So this day I decide I was going to goto the local independent newsagent and get a porn mag. After much thinking will I, won't I, and pacing back and forth outside the shop....I WAS GOING TO DO IT!!

So I went in shiftly and subtly looked up at the top shelf, the old lady (probably not that old but seemed it at that time) was serving another lady.

So I reached up to make my selection and the whole top shelf full porn magazines fell down throwing mags all over the shop!

Awful....just awful!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine was back when I must have been 13/14, I suppose typical horny teenager. Who had just discovered porn was accessible via the obvious places.

So this day I decide I was going to goto the local independent newsagent and get a porn mag. After much thinking will I, won't I, and pacing back and forth outside the shop....I WAS GOING TO DO IT!!

So I went in shiftly and subtly looked up at the top shelf, the old lady (probably not that old but seemed it at that time) was serving another lady.

So I reached up to make my selection and the whole top shelf full porn magazines fell down throwing mags all over the shop!

Awful....just awful!!

"
OO MY God I bet you could have died and run out of the shop .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine was back when I must have been 13/14, I suppose typical horny teenager. Who had just discovered porn was accessible via the obvious places.

So this day I decide I was going to goto the local independent newsagent and get a porn mag. After much thinking will I, won't I, and pacing back and forth outside the shop....I WAS GOING TO DO IT!!

So I went in shiftly and subtly looked up at the top shelf, the old lady (probably not that old but seemed it at that time) was serving another lady.

So I reached up to make my selection and the whole top shelf full porn magazines fell down throwing mags all over the shop!

Awful....just awful!!

OO MY God I bet you could have died and run out of the shop . "

I actually went to pick some up and the woman that worked there's said that she'd do it!

Wooooosh I was outta there lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha ha ha

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Mine was running last minute to catch a flight home from Amsterdam... got to the airport dressed in a corset with metal stocking clips underneath a shirt and trousers... forgetting they had full body scanners... and I had way more piercings at the time too...

which I had to show to the security guard, even the intimate ones (at that point i had 3 in my clit hood and 6 in my labia, both nipples pierced twice, and numerous ears, tongue, tragus and upper ear) She did tell me that it looked like I had made the most of my trip to amsterdam tho

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By *irimusMan
over a year ago

Burnley

When I mistook my (ex)girlfriend's mother for her, and goosed her. Both cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a fertility test, I went to the surgery for my results and the woman read out loud in front of a big queue my results!

I was expecting an envelope.

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By *leepyangelCouple
over a year ago

over the hill and far away

Went for a job interview yesterday and my tights kept falling down when I was being shown around. Guess what I got the job!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mum crying after going down a big water slide at a water park in Florida 2 years ago. Now that WAS embarrassing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes !!!

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.


"Went for a job interview yesterday and my tights kept falling down when I was being shown around. Guess what I got the job!"

That's strange...I went for an interview on Tuesday, wearing hold ups...they were fine when I put them on, but by morning tea break (it was an all day assessment) The left one lost its sticky, I had to hold it up through my skirt as I walked between rooms for the different parts of the day!!

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