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 Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one.... "Maybe secretly she wanted to join in  | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one.... "Oops..not good but why oh why does she have a key? Maybe he planned it all for his own amusement...who knows! | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
Maybe secretly she wanted to join in "Hahahahahah. She'd have probably been very attractive if she wasn't trying to claw my eyes out, so I'd have been well up for that! I don't think 'joining in' was the first thing on her mind though.... Unfortunately.
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
Oops..not good but why oh why does she have a key?
Maybe he planned it all for his own amusement...who knows!"I did wonder if I'd been set up as a 'I'm gonna show my ex I've still got it' kinda scapegoat.... Although, to give him his dues, he looked extremely shocked when she burst through the door! Hahah. | |||
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"Firstly you in naughty underwear, wow!!! I met someone, not off this site I might add, but another one, and she turned up absolutely hammered. It was a hotel meet in stockport, she had driven!! Got to bar and she just said she needed to sleep, so we went to the room, fell asleep, nothing had happened I must add. I woke up 2 hrs later and she was rummaging through my bag.. I shouted, she ran. Night over! Every cloud has a silver lining though, I jumped on fab and managed to meet up with a sexy girl who was nearby for some steamy car fun! Xx" Hahahaha! Poor girl was probably just trying to give herself a bit of Dutch courage and overdid it.... hahah x | |||
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"Firstly you in naughty underwear, wow!!! I met someone, not off this site I might add, but another one, and she turned up absolutely hammered. It was a hotel meet in stockport, she had driven!! Got to bar and she just said she needed to sleep, so we went to the room, fell asleep, nothing had happened I must add. I woke up 2 hrs later and she was rummaging through my bag.. I shouted, she ran. Night over! Every cloud has a silver lining though, I jumped on fab and managed to meet up with a sexy girl who was nearby for some steamy car fun! Xx Hahahaha! Poor girl was probably just trying to give herself a bit of Dutch courage and overdid it.... hahah x"Maybe, yes. Still no excuse tho... X?? | |||
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"Firstly you in naughty underwear, wow!!! I met someone, not off this site I might add, but another one, and she turned up absolutely hammered. It was a hotel meet in stockport, she had driven!! Got to bar and she just said she needed to sleep, so we went to the room, fell asleep, nothing had happened I must add. I woke up 2 hrs later and she was rummaging through my bag.. I shouted, she ran. Night over! Every cloud has a silver lining though, I jumped on fab and managed to meet up with a sexy girl who was nearby for some steamy car fun! Xx Hahahaha! Poor girl was probably just trying to give herself a bit of Dutch courage and overdid it.... hahah x
Maybe, yes. Still no excuse tho... X??"No excuse for rooting through his wallet?! | |||
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"Firstly you in naughty underwear, wow!!! I met someone, not off this site I might add, but another one, and she turned up absolutely hammered. It was a hotel meet in stockport, she had driven!! Got to bar and she just said she needed to sleep, so we went to the room, fell asleep, nothing had happened I must add. I woke up 2 hrs later and she was rummaging through my bag.. I shouted, she ran. Night over! Every cloud has a silver lining though, I jumped on fab and managed to meet up with a sexy girl who was nearby for some steamy car fun! Xx Hahahaha! Poor girl was probably just trying to give herself a bit of Dutch courage and overdid it.... hahah x
Maybe, yes. Still no excuse tho... X??"Definitely not! Just trying to make light of the situation....  You got a happy ending anyway. xx | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one.... "I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next. Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc? The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural. I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out. | |||
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" I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next. Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc? The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural. I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out." Hahahahah. Good on you girl!!  | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out."And so you should. He was lucky the glass didn't get dropped too.. | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out."Was it red or white wine | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out.
And so you should. He was lucky the glass didn't get dropped too.."I'll only resort to violence if it's completely necessary. Funny thing is I wasn't sure I fancied him when we met up but wanted to give him the benefit of my doubt.  | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out.
Was it red or white wine "Red, a decent malbec too. | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out."So he had looked up who you had been with before very dodgy you should have hit him over the head with the bottle of wine | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out.
Was it red or white wine
Red, a decent malbec too.
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"Think maybe she thought she was gonna get some Call me a cynic but maybe you were double booked intentional? Back up plan?" Something very suss about it to me too. | |||
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"Think maybe she thought she was gonna get some Call me a cynic but maybe you were double booked intentional? Back up plan?" Possibly.... Maybe he had a fantasy of watching naked female wrestling.... Who knows! Either way, I think I'll be sticking to hotels from now on! Ha x | |||
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"Think maybe she thought she was gonna get some Call me a cynic but maybe you were double booked intentional? Back up plan? Possibly.... Maybe he had a fantasy of watching naked female wrestling.... Who knows! Either way, I think I'll be sticking to hotels from now on! Ha x" Sorry it didn't work out for you though. All dressed up and having fun that happens. | |||
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"Think maybe she thought she was gonna get some Call me a cynic but maybe you were double booked intentional? Back up plan? Possibly.... Maybe he had a fantasy of watching naked female wrestling.... Who knows! Either way, I think I'll be sticking to hotels from now on! Ha x Sorry it didn't work out for you though. All dressed up and having fun that happens. " Thank you! I'll be more careful to vet the mental state of potential meets in future.... Hahaha. Xx | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale " HahahahahahHahahahahahahaha!!! I have no words!!! :,) | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale " What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!! | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out.
Was it red or white wine
Red, a decent malbec too.
What a shame but at least you left the idiot "It was worth it. He later rang me and asked what he had done wrong!!!! | |||
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"I guess the guy aint on fab anymore? Bir awkward if he is with this post "I didn't mention any names to preserve his privacy, and we've spoke since and both laughed about how awkward and horrible the situation was so I'm sure he'd agree with this post! | |||
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"There was the guy who hunched over in a huddle to put the condom on and when he turned round he'd put two on!
"Did he explain why?!? Better to be safe than sorry....?!? :,) hahahahah. | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!!" What did I learn from this encounter... if you go to sleep with a condom on .... chances are it wont still be in place when you wake up | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
Please tell me I'm not the only one....
I met a man once for a social meet and he proceeded to show me photos of women he was planning on fucking next.
Now I am open minded but I was hoping the focus would be on us actually having sex at some point, flirting, banter etc?
The last straw was when he said I didn't wear enough make up for his liking AND asked how could I meet up with black men as it's unnatural.
I tipped glass of wine over his head and sauntered out.
Was it red or white wine
Red, a decent malbec too.
What a shame but at least you left the idiot
It was worth it.
He later rang me and asked what he had done wrong!!!!"I hope you gave him a piece of your wine sorry you dune that I meant mind | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!! What did I learn from this encounter... if you go to sleep with a condom on .... chances are it wont still be in place when you wake up" That's all you learned? Come into my office we need to talk!   | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!! What did I learn from this encounter... if you go to sleep with a condom on .... chances are it wont still be in place when you wake up That's all you learned? Come into my office we need to talk! "Im a man of few words.. prefer action  | |||
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"Still recovering from a meet I had on Tuesday night.... Been chatting to this guy for a while. Really clicked, so thought I'd bite the bullet and just go for it! (First meet in nearly a year so took a bit of persuasion....ha) Turned up at his house, things are just getting going, I'm parading round in naughty underwear, putting on a bit of a show.... And his EX GIRLFRIEND appears! Lets herself in the house using her old key, saunters into the living room where we are, She takes in the scene, attempts to attack me, and then refuses to leave.
Worst moment of my entire life.
Hahahahahahahahaha.
Anyone else got any horror stories?!
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale " sorry... But did make me chuckle! | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!! What did I learn from this encounter... if you go to sleep with a condom on .... chances are it wont still be in place when you wake up That's all you learned? Come into my office we need to talk!
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"I met one whose pussy smelt of vomit. I didnt stay long
HOW, what, where, I mean what?
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"I met one whose pussy smelt of vomit. I didnt stay long "Did it smell of vomit while still dressed or were you striped naked and up close to it? | |||
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"Here`s a story from my single male days, yes I did get meets and they were all better than this one lol Arranged a meet with a lady off here (no longer on site) bout 6 years ago, thought I was onto a winner as she had given me her profile details off another site to check out her verifications, checked them out and was thinking she was gonna blow my mind and several other things. Anyway duly turned up at the prearranged time, with supplies of wine, condoms etc (boy scout training kicked in), was walking down the path (dark night here) sees a woman come to the door and stand on the step..... Stops and takes in the view, comparison to pics on profile was... pics 10 yrs younger and prob 2 stone lighter (aint it a bugger when ya cant find the Trading Standards number on your phone) Being a typical bloke who had the mantra of a stiff dick has no conscience duly crossed the threshold and made myself comfortable. The polite pre shag chat consisted of her telling me what where and how she had done it with Tom Dick and Harry (think Fred n Steve must have been unavailable due to conflicting shift patterns) Her sales pitch was so good I nearly signed up for replacement double glazing and a concrete imprinted driveway as well. The deed was done and I think we were both mildly satisfied, I was then told I was staying the night and to expect a wake up call sometime during the nocturnal hrs. Being a guy who does as he was told I set the inbuilt alarm clock to go off bout 3 hrs later. It worked a treat and set out to "Do what she printed on my tin" 10 minutes of frenzied activity and mid thrust she came out with the immortal words "Can we stop cos I`m feeling tired again, but leave the condom on in case I wake up again in an hour or so" Talk about a slap with a nurses pencil, Tommy Todger went down like the Titanic. A few hrs later (6am) it was a simultaneous wake up and I was greeted with "Why aint you still got the condom on, do ya fancy another go and what do ya want for breakfast* (thought such interrogations were against the Human Rights Act).I know I was only supposed to give name, rank and serial number but I ad-libbed to decline her kind offer informing her that I was due on site in 3/4 of an hour and I would get a Maccy D`s breakfast on the way. As I sloped off down the path I made a mental note to tell the team they owed me one big style BTW no animals were harmed in the making or recounting of this tale What have you learned from this encounter? A hell of a lot I hope!! What did I learn from this encounter... if you go to sleep with a condom on .... chances are it wont still be in place when you wake up That's all you learned? Come into my office we need to talk!
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Did it smell of vomit while still dressed or were you striped naked and up close to it?"Please don't feel the need to inflict further cruelty via details upon the fab nation. There is a shortage of mind bleach, following dredging and other posts, that I feel a sweeter time may be called for. | |||
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Did it smell of vomit while still dressed or were you striped naked and up close to it?"Only when I got my head between her thighs did I get a whiff... To be fair, she was well dressed and looked really nice. Her home was spotless. She just had a pukey pussy | |||
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"My worst meet was from another site, she came to mine and as I licked her pussie she got a fanny fart and said she had to go home lol, gues she got abit nervous and texted me, ur too sexy when she was in the car, awwwww "Aaaww very sweet. | |||
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"If she's his ex, how come she still has a key? easy! Some bunny boilers would possibly get a key cut and hand the original back ? Deed done n spare key kept?
You know some strange People
Gimp"not really but I would have every avenue covered! And think that a possibility and if me , change the locks! ... Gotta be one step ahead innitt!! | |||
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"My worst meet was from another site, she came to mine and as I licked her pussie she got a fanny fart and said she had to go home lol, gues she got abit nervous and texted me, ur too sexy when she was in the car, awwwww
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"I had 1 guy I used to.meet reg, as he ws doing me from behind, I glanced round to see him messaging another girl on here! I don't care if he was meeting others l, just not arranging the next when hes balls deep in me lol" I would have shoved his phone up his arse | |||
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