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By *eteuk75 OP   Man
over a year ago

richmond

Had anybody got any advice on preparing for anal as a bottom? Ie douching etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is an online instruction that is helpful. Have a Google,it's a video

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

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By *llie and ApplesCouple
over a year ago

where ever


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole "
classy

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole "

Do you do the snorting thing with your nose first or just go with what saliva you can muster?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole "

Pmsl...my kinda guy Shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

Pmsl...my kinda guy Shag "

Thanks, rough and ready is the way to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

Do you do the snorting thing with your nose first or just go with what saliva you can muster?"

YEs just see how much saliva comes up and I can do in few spits lol.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole classy "
Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice!, nothing like turning someone off lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole "

Fellow forumites might not realise the style of shags posts. This one made me laugh

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By *ensualtouch15Man
over a year ago

ashby de la zouch


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

Fellow forumites might not realise the style of shags posts. This one made me laugh "

What ? No lard for lube ?

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick

Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was haemorrhaging from my arse)

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!


"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick

Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the

raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was

haemorrhaging from my arse) :-

D"

Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick

Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the

raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was

haemorrhaging from my arse) :-

D

Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you "

Steve, you're such a pervert, but I do you...and I'm gonna tell Wyrd what you said

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Get hold of cisco, use a bit on you and her. It works for everything over in America.

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Call the fire service first time, so you're fully rinsed out and able to take a good stretching.

It's little known, but using lube instead of butter, marge etc and blending a tube of lube onto a pint of milk the day before will make it easy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole "

Just tried that... it worked great.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

Fellow forumites might not realise the style of shags posts. This one made me laugh

What ? No lard for lube ? "

lol no, cos I am hardcore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No but what I do when I fuck women up the shitter is just spit few times to make it easy to fuck the hole

Just tried that... it worked great. "

That's good, cos its a bullet prof thing to always work on all occasions

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum


"Serious advice now for the OP...buy a douche - LH have a cheapy one for under a tenner (for some reason, it's got a glow in the dark inserter bit ) but it does the trick

Advice for using it when stopping in a hotel with your club bud and you've told them you've not been well - tell them you're douching when you go in the bathroom - poor Wyrd thought I had the

raging trots (or possibly Ebola and was

haemorrhaging from my arse) :-

D

Next time send her to the bathroom and when shes not looking, anally douche over her open handbag - a quick click or zip and boom! Out of sight and out of mind and out of you "

Like Caz needs you to help her do mischief!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big greeny right on the chocolate starfish...hmmmm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Amazon enema kit. Id backslide lube, job done.

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