FabSwingers.com forum: the anti Christmas thread

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.

This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.

Bahhhfrikkin humbug.

Anyone else with me?

Him

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This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.

Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.

Cats don't have nine lives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With you all the way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes such a load of tosh. Hubby loves it

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.

This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.

Bahhhfrikkin humbug.

Anyone else with me?

Him

(disclaimer)

This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.

Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.

Cats don't have nine lives

If Jools dressed up in a sexy santa outfit would you be able to resist? I don't think i would be able to resist that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *ethnmelvCouple
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.

This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.

Bahhhfrikkin humbug.

Anyone else with me?

Him

(disclaimer)

This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.

Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.

Cats don't have nine lives

We're with Jools on this one - great time of year, love all the giving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you infact Bo on a pretend profile? Posting this on pseudo profile so you dont get the usual clip round the ear when you start dissing Crimbo?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm with you.

Especially in October. Let's at least get Hallowe'en and Bonfire Night over first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Noooooo no the "C" word, the older I get the more I did like it, now where's me humbugs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Count me in

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Noooooo no the "C" word, the older I get the more I did like it, now where's me humbugs

Dislike it, stupid phone

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always glad when the sales start and it's done !! However in a small organised way have almost finished the present shopping chore yay!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Personally i think Christmas is just a money making racket celibated my mainly hypocrites

bah humbug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm going Christmas shopping next week

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ok who's got the tree up already lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"ok who's got the tree up already lol"

I have, but I needed a lot of lube.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

Ikea sell food?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NOOOOO!! I frickin' love Christmas.

The lights, the buzz, getting the family together (happens all to rarely for me) .. When all the lights come down in January and it's dark, cold, wet and miserable I find it really depressing.

Bring it on I say!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

Ikea sell food? "

If you consider Dime bars and meatballs food.

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By *eMontresMan
over a year ago

Halesowen

Haven't celebrated Xmas since late teens. Being as bit of an old hippy, I've always thought it more significant, holistic and appropriate to celebrate the true meaning of shitemas, i.e. the winter solstice. This marks the passing of the mid point of winter, the coming of the spring, the lengthening of the days etc, etc. All good reasons to have a bit of a piss up and indulge in licentious practices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't stand Christmas, certainly aren't going to let it make me miserable by moaning about it when it's 2 months away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Halloween is first and much more fun

crystal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

Ikea sell food?

If you consider Dime bars and meatballs food."

You can have coffee and doughnut too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too grr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

Ikea sell food?

If you consider Dime bars and meatballs food."

I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cant wait for xmas, going to IKEA in 2 weeks to get loads of xmas food

Ikea sell food? "
YEs they do, like kaviar and some special swedish fish we get, the one in Croydon local to me sells it and yes the daim bars to for partying.

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

really hate Christmas. even more so as the shops start putting crap up earlier and earlier

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah, bloody coop had Xmas stuff on shelves start of September!!

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We wish you a merry Christmas.

And a happy new year.

Thought I would chuck my 2p in.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"We wish you a merry Christmas.

We wish you a merry Christmas.

And a happy new year.

Thought I would chuck my 2p in.

You didnt read the first line did you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did.

Just like rubbing people up sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Game of two halves for me. I love taking the kids to see santa, love watching them open their presents even though I dont get any anymore. Love watching them feel the magic I felt as a child. But I only get the kids from 3pm christmas eve till midday christmas day, or 3pm christmas day till 6pm boxing day and once they go back to their mum the cold harsh reality that christmas really is just for kids smacks me in the mouth like a shovel.

a quote from gremlins says it best.. "while some people are opening their presents others are opening their wrists".. Its the lonliest hardest time of year and given the choice Id avoid it like ebola

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ikea christmas food,good stuff,including reindeer sausages!! Can't beat a bit of minced Rudolph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sod Christmas we avoid it by going on holiday abroad

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Fuck the tree, fuck the carols, fuck the ittby bitty shitty mulled wine, fuck Ruldoplh the red nose cunt, talking of which, Santa you can fuck off too, fuck the little helpers, fuck the markets, fuck the church service the night before, the day its on and the day after, fuck the crackers, the shit jokes and the stupid puzzles, fuck the jazzed up chicken, or the veggies shitty nut loaf, fuck all the expense and worry, fuck writing cards, fuck wrapping presents, fuck the shitty television, fuck the shitty films, the radio times and tv quick.

Christmas, fucking overrated if you ask me, or even if you don't.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only reason I even still acknowledge this awful festival is for the sake of my Children.

As an Atheist, I feel rather hypocritical about celebrating a religious festival.

I therefore have made my wishes very clear to all my family that I do not wish to receive any gifts whatsoever for Christmas.

Under the order that I have regarding my children, they spend alternate Christmas days / boxing days with me (i.e. if they spend Xmas day with me, they go back to their mum on Boxing day etc)

I had them on Christmas Day last year and so this year I intend on having Beans on Toast for lunch on 25th December this year. Or maybe soup.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

I love Christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love this Christmas. I'm going back to the Philippines for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Feel free to continue to add anti Xmas gripes.

Especially on Xmas day

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

....and it's Bah Humbug from me too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ok Xmas lover's bugger off we all know you cheerful munchkins love crimbo and all the fluff that goes with it.

This is for those grumpy old sod's like myself who cannot wait until 2nd January when all the overpriced, commercial nonsense is over.

Bahhhfrikkin humbug.

Anyone else with me?

Him

(disclaimer)

This thread is the option of Mr fun and not to be confused with the opinions of jools who is a Christmas nut and love's it.

Rates may go up or down, your home is at risk if you do not keep up repayments on any loans secured to the property.

Cats don't have nine lives

I want to buy you a pint

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol please do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love crimbo!!! So I will exit stage door left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm with you.

Especially in October. Let's at least get Hallowe'en and Bonfire Night over first!"

Oooh they've been and gone.

It's Chriiiiiistmaaaaas!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I love crimbo!!! So I will exit stage door left

Yeah this thread is for miserable gits like myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Xmas is a time to be with those that you love - but I hate all the commercialised hype that has to go with it, and all the TV shows that ride on the back of it...

Would it be wrong to say that one of my biggest fantasies is to have Alan Rickman standing at the foot of my bed, saying "And cancel Christmas...!!!"

(You either understand that quote, or you don't...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't mind Christmas but at Christmas time, not weeks/months before. Beginning of December is early enough for me.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I don't mind Christmas but at Christmas time, not weeks/months before. Beginning of December is early enough for me."

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