FabSwingers.com forum: I don't understand blokes

By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*sigh*

That is all.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's slightly sexist if you ask me. Is this you being derogatory towards men? Please can you elaborate on this as I'm really intrigued.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

I wish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Brilliant! But no mention of farting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

lol I have heard men are uncomplicated creatures

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

lol I have heard men are uncomplicated creatures

I wish that was true too!

Some might be. Some definitely aren't!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women are far more complicated!

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

lol I have heard men are uncomplicated creatures

Some are just creatures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me neither. Nor women.

In fact the only person I understand and meets my own definition of sanity is me.

I'm not quite sure what planet everybody else is living on

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Women are far more complicated!

I agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

A man once said to me a shit is better than sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you want to understand them?

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Women are far more complicated!

Possibly but it's not a woman I am currently trying to understand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't try to understand them,I just try to keep them where I want them

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Do you want to understand them?"

It would help currently!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You cant understand the thing you love

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sigh*

That is all."

Says a lady, c'mon, you girls run rings round us blokes when it comes to complicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me neither.....nor women!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you want to understand them?

It would help currently!"

Can you tell us what you don't understand,someone may have the answer? It may even be a man!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"*sigh*

That is all.

Says a lady, c'mon, you girls run rings round us blokes when it comes to complicated

I am very uncomplicated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I completely agree.

I had an absolutely wonderful meet on Monday with what I thought to be a lovely gentleman off here, we have been messaging and chatting on the phone since my second week on this site. After a fantastic time was had by myself and supposedly him we arranged and second meet for this afternoon, we messaged briefly monday evening and again Tuesday. I then asked if our meet today was going ahead and nothing so I am now at a loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

I can take or leave food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's simple.

Food.

Be at his beckon call.

Don't argue.

Don't cause stress.

And leave things alone that don't concern you!!

In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again

He enjoyed the wank talk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's simple.

Food.

Be at his beckon call.

Don't argue.

Don't cause stress.

And leave things alone that don't concern you!!

In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "

Suits me..if he's a good fuck

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Neither do I to be honest. I'm not sure I am one sometimes...

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"It's simple.

Food.

Be at his beckon call.

Don't argue.

Don't cause stress.

And leave things alone that don't concern you!!

In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "

Hmmm. I'm beginning to see where things might be going wrong here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That's slightly sexist if you ask me. Is this you being derogatory towards men? Please can you elaborate on this as I'm really intrigued. "

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I think as long as you accept that you have their attention for as long as they have a hard on you will do ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

You forgot footie and wanking

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again

He enjoyed the wank talk "

I 'm not that sort of girl

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I do, will offer lessons in the new year.

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By *ee Viante OP Woman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I do, will offer lessons in the new year.

Sign me up please!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

It's just a question of learning the sign language!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I think women are far more complicated than men

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

lol I have heard men are uncomplicated creatures

Like an amoeba?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

"I think women are far more complicated than men "

Two amoeba?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are very difficult to understand...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sigh*

That is all."
Men are just as complicated as women. They just show (or not show) their feelings and emotions differently.

Learning to decipher how they're feeling can be a nightmare as they're not as demonstrative as women regards feelings and opening up. Men are funny - love em to bits though lol

Sarah x

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By *vsnikkiTV/TS
over a year ago

Limavady

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

A man once said to me a shit is better than sex "

There's nothing as underrated as a good shit or as overrated as a bad fuck.

George Bernard Shaw

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"I do, will offer lessons in the new year.

Sign me up please!

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Its a 15 syllabus course, with a written and an oral exam at the end....

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By *entaur_UKMan
over a year ago

Cannock

"I do, will offer lessons in the new year.

Sign me up please!

Its a 15 syllabus course, with a written and an oral exam at the end....

I always prefer practical test rather than the theory test.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

Lager is for women and germans. And german women.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are far more complicated!

I am one. I'm afraid I would agree.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We are not that complicated. Any women on here feel free to ask me any question and as long as it's not too personal to me I will answer it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think as long as you accept that you have their attention for as long as they have a hard on you will do ok

So very true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men are like dogs, exercise us daily and we're ok and does not have to be sex. Bike, football, whatever. ... Testosterone is a hormone that overloads us, we use it in muscle ... Hence exercise.

Given a problem we will work to solve it usually using muscle. ... Women like to talk about it, we just do it.

So we're quite simple in our needs even if we are able to.solve complex challenges.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think as long as you accept that you have their attention for as long as they have a hard on you will do ok

So very true "

He might be thinking about someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

Lager is for women and germans. And german women."

Lemonade for children, ginger wine for teenager experimenting, lager for 20's with lager and black for the ladies until they progress to beer.

I think its exercise, food, sex, problems to solve and being adored (often by the dog rather than the partner)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Men are like dogs, exercise us daily and we're ok and does not have to be sex. Bike, football, whatever. ... Testosterone is a hormone that overloads us, we use it in muscle ... Hence exercise.

Given a problem we will work to solve it usually using muscle. ... Women like to talk about it, we just do it.

So we're quite simple in our needs even if we are able to.solve complex challenges.

Really?

I find that quite often women just get on with it while men are still in the planning stage.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think women are far more complicated than men

Two amoeba? "

3 Amigos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christ I'm lucky if I can understand myself at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are far more complicated!

I agree

Seconded!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I believe that men are just as complex as women; but men are taught to ignore the deeper, more complex emotional and mental parts of themselves because it has no place in 'bloke culture'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's to understand? Sex , drugs and rock 'n' roll. Or in a word, sport .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Us men don't understand you ladies either lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Men suck.

I can't believe there have been 50+ posts and I'm the only one to say that. Fucking hairy neanderthal emotionless smelly bastards every one of them when you get right down to it.

Women suck too.

Fruitcakes. Utterly hatstand the lot of them. An entire gender that shaves it's eyebrows off then draws them back on. Bonkers.

Glad I'm neither.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't try to understand them,I just try to keep them where I want them

Wooooh smart cookie!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

We was talking yesterday about how women handle rejection badly.

Its just a guess but does this have anything to do with it?

I honestly thought it was another of those shit jokey threads at first where people think they are funny. The forum is full of them today

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I don't try to understand them,I just try to keep them where I want them

Well you talk a good game, but be honest, hows it going?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All men are different in many ways,as are women but from my experience would say women are way more complex in general.

Women tend to overanalyse things and some love the drama but men are more easy going and open to compromise more,imo.

To be honest us men don't want to be understood, so leave us be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Let's get political correct here. ..All men and women are complex. Fact. All dealing with stuff and different agendas. It's how we handle the stuff and how we let it effect us or not and who can move on regardless. As soon as we start pointing fingers the blame is on us already. How we react reflects what's going on in us. X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Women are far more complicated!

I agree

Ain't that the truth

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"*sigh*

That is all."
I find feed them good food and good sex your on to a winner . lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again

That shows he is either impotent or has seriously bad judgement!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't understand them either, how can you chat to someone for months and finally say yes we can meet and the next thing you know you are blocked and never hear off them again

That shows he is either impotent or has seriously bad judgement!

You know that's not necessarily the case, there are other valid reasons why he may have blocked, your post adds to the why some women think men are complicated.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved"

And talking bollocks , can't forget that !

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Lager pussy food and a good shit.

That's it solved

And talking bollocks , can't forget that !"

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"It's simple.

Food.

Be at his beckon call.

Don't argue.

Don't cause stress.

And leave things alone that don't concern you!!

In fact, assume the position and await his pleasure!! "

Haha, that's about it!

Mrs Feisty Knickers

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