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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

With your bottom misses!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

What did the bottom miss?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What did the bottom miss?

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you tell me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He falls in love with everyones bottoms

He loves bums

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

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By *evernfilthCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

My arse is pretty wide so it's not an easy target to miss. L

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He falls in love with everyones bottoms

He loves bums

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do I ? :/ damn

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

did someone fall off their seat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My arse is pretty wide so it's not an easy target to miss. L"
what's it a target for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's just a tease

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who's?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?"

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I am not comfortable with this vision

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I am not comfortable with this vision

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me neither :/ it's all gone bottoms up now

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I am not comfortable with this vision

me neither :/ it's all gone bottoms up now

You started it with your bottom misses.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I read it as the missed things from his bottom. So he's missed the toilet when trying to dump.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I read it as the missed things from his bottom. So he's missed the toilet when trying to dump. "

But what's love got to do with it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lol it was clearly supposed to be mrs*

but it was too good to correct at the first instance

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?"

Bum ..... Dump??? That's unfortunate

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I can't take this 'shit' anymore!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well come on then. Tell us whose bottom you're in love with. It's killing me not knowing

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lol it was clearly supposed to be mrs*

but it was too good to correct at the first instance

There are four Mrs's and one Ms on this thread so far.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I read it as the missed things from his bottom. So he's missed the toilet when trying to dump.

But what's love got to do with it?"

A second hand motion ?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?"

I was just about to send you a message to get your arse on this discussion.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"With your bottom misses!

Is that slang for poo ?

I had visions of a bottom getting ready to sit and missing the chair. Poo is now in my head so it's a bottom missing the toilet.

I read it as the missed things from his bottom. So he's missed the toilet when trying to dump.

But what's love got to do with it?

A second hand motion ?"

I set em up... That's why they call it a number two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Squats.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is quite strange now

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?

I was just about to send you a message to get your arse on this discussion.

I've been poisoned by ridiculous strength cider, so don't expect my contributions to be worthwhile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Squats.

Getting in position ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lol it was clearly supposed to be mrs*

but it was too good to correct at the first instance

There are four Mrs's and one Ms on this thread so far."

I missed one Mrs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?

I was just about to send you a message to get your arse on this discussion.

I've been poisoned by ridiculous strength cider, so don't expect my contributions to be worthwhile

Does cider make your bottom extrusions smell like apples?

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By *randMrsHorny24Couple
over a year ago

South wales

Who's bum u in love with then

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Lol it was clearly supposed to be mrs*

but it was too good to correct at the first instance

There are four Mrs's and one Ms on this thread so far.

I missed one Mrs. "

We've got three Ms types now.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?

I was just about to send you a message to get your arse on this discussion.

I've been poisoned by ridiculous strength cider, so don't expect my contributions to be worthwhile

Does cider make your bottom extrusions smell like apples?"

No idea, it comes out at 200 mph and disappears around the U bend like the Man From Atlantis.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Squats.

Getting in position ?

I saw a thing in one of those Innovation type catalogues - it's a stool to help you get your legs in the right position for stools.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"We haven't had a good bum dump thread for ages. Oh Diamond, Diamond, wherefore art thou?

I was just about to send you a message to get your arse on this discussion.

I've been poisoned by ridiculous strength cider, so don't expect my contributions to be worthwhile

Does cider make your bottom extrusions smell like apples?

No idea, it comes out at 200 mph and disappears around the U bend like the Man From Atlantis. "

Do you call them Duffies or just Pats?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Alas my bum isn't my best feature.

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