FabSwingers.com forum: Position vacant

By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I eat crackers in bed ?

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"I don't mind if you snore or fart...

What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

buy urself a giant teddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm known to fart on crackers . Gives them a lovely nutty tang . That do ya ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I don't mind if you snore or fart...

What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?"

That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"buy urself a giant teddy

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Eammon Holmes ?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"buy urself a giant teddy

I want something that has a willy also and I'm not kern on shagging cuddly toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

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Sissor paper stone to see who gets up to make the cuppa xx

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though

Aaah, interestingly this also has a name - quucking. The only known word starting QUU

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

I would officially like to apply for this position

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm working on my arms tonight

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By *r jblMan
over a year ago

from parts unknown

To far for me to go to work. How about just weekends. Lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I would officially like to apply for this position

You have already short listed I like to have a bank list

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this the first stage of recruitment?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is this the first stage of recruitment?

Yeah next stage is person specification

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

I knew someone who snored like it was the 5th panzer division rolling thru poland.... should i send their profile detials...

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

I knew someone who snored like it was the 5th panzer division rolling thru poland.... should i send their profile detials...

Ok but I already have your profile details

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The assessment centre should be fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it just so happens I have a vacancy too

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

Nah I've had that position before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

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And me. And no that's not a offer mate

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Before applying may i ask what became of the previous holder of this position

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

And me. And no that's not a offer mate

Oh I say PP and Tosh hooking up...a match made in heaven

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Before applying may i ask what became of the previous holder of this position

Ermmmm he is on shagged out annual leave lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have well an position open.. looking for a shag buddie, to warm eachother up during the winter months

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By *0hnnyBrav0Man
over a year ago

Great Wyrley

"I don't mind if you snore or fart...

What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?

That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though

A woman died from her husbands Dutch oven donchaknow?

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

"Before applying may i ask what became of the previous holder of this position

Ermmmm he is on shagged out annual leave lol "

Annual leave wow now wheres me pencil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

And me. And no that's not a offer mate

Oh I say PP and Tosh hooking up...a match made in heaven

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lol calm down cheeky. Lovely as he is I prefer the female version. Unless he has a nice dress and slaps on a bit of lippy xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is this the first stage of recruitment?

Yeah next stage is person specification

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oh who passed the first stage then ? When do interviews start ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I apply and just poke you with my strap on now and again

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can I apply and just poke you with my strap on now and again

Oh yes female company is good also

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

Nah I've had that position before

I best go and buy that coat then

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

Nah I've had that position before

I best go and buy that coat then

Awww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've decided to hibernate this winter. Your welcome to join me, but may have to forage for "nuts"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"it just so happens I have a vacancy too

Nah I've had that position before

I best go and buy that coat then

Awww

and a bottle of honey JD

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I've decided to hibernate this winter. Your welcome to join me, but may have to forage for "nuts"

I can and I'm good at find a bit of sausage too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don't mind if you snore or fart...

What about if someone does a combo of the two - known as snarting?

That's alright no ducking my head under the quilt though

That's ok I prefer to waft it up from under the duvet.

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

"Is this the first stage of recruitment?

Yeah next stage is person specification

No good me applying, you think I'm a wanker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've decided to hibernate this winter. Your welcome to join me, but may have to forage for "nuts"

I can and I'm good at find a bit of sausage too

It's always best to "hide the sausage"!!!

Keep it safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does it have to be a boy? I'm pretty damn cuddly

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is this the first stage of recruitment?

Yeah next stage is person specification

No good me applying, you think I'm a wanker

Lol I really don't that's the thing lol

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Does it have to be a boy? I'm pretty damn cuddly

From what I see you look pretty damn hot too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can't you just buy a electric blanket

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can one of us either side

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i dont have a willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

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Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased

I meant for CC not you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

Electric blanket it is . I am easily pleased

I meant for CC not you

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Oh . I will just freeze through winter then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I Fi, do not have a willy but I do make the best tea, love being hot in the bedroom and snuggling has been listed as one of my key strengths. Add that to my endless list of hilarious jokes and live of girly films and we could be a match in heaven. Unfortunately due to my gorgeous boy I am unable to apply for this position but I would encourage any hot stud to do so xxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"i dont have a willy

Are you sure (lol) xxxx

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"You can one of us either side

That would be heaven

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I Fi, do not have a willy but I do make the best tea, love being hot in the bedroom and snuggling has been listed as one of my key strengths. Add that to my endless list of hilarious jokes and live of girly films and we could be a match in heaven. Unfortunately due to my gorgeous boy I am unable to apply for this position but I would encourage any hot stud to do so xxxx

Aww well you are lovely also

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Funny you should be looking for a bed buddy.I'm looking for a willy warmer

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

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Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Funny you should be looking for a bed buddy.I'm looking for a willy warmer

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I have 2" of wool I will knit you one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Funny you should be looking for a bed buddy.I'm looking for a willy warmer

I have 2" of wool I will knit you one.

you'll only need 1

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment.

I know can you be on the interview panel please

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment.

I know can you be on the interview panel please

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Of course!

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

Jesus wept woman you are a glutton for punishment.

I know can you be on the interview panel please

Of course!

Woo hoo thanks now I know why I loves ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Electric blankets don't fart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women

Deal....do I get to choose which side I'm having

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Electric blankets don't fart.

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They don't lick your fanny either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blankets don't fart.

They don't lick your fanny either.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Can't you just buy a electric blanket

Less trouble... No need to feed it and you can switch it off when you're tired

Can't you just be my bed buddy we don't have to do anything I don't jump on all women

Deal....do I get to choose which side I'm having

Of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blankets don't fart.

They don't lick your fanny either.

ahhhhhhh now then -

i dont fart - dont snore - i know for sure im lacking a willy but i can lick a fanny

im almost there arent i

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Electric blankets don't fart.

They don't lick your fanny either.

ahhhhhhh now then -

i dont fart - dont snore - i know for sure im lacking a willy but i can lick a fanny

im almost there arent i

You sure are

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By *cobMan
over a year ago

here

What about your poor rubber chicken that is popping out of your bra in your photos....are you just discarding him?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah ...hope i'am not too late

will there be a live audition section?.... followed by possibly a taster session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Electric blankets don't fart.

They don't lick your fanny either.

ahhhhhhh now then -

i dont fart - dont snore - i know for sure im lacking a willy but i can lick a fanny

im almost there arent i

You sure are

woohoo does a silly dance in the middle of the lounge - dont look though its not my best attribute

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Electric blankets don't fart.

They don't lick your fanny either.

ahhhhhhh now then -

i dont fart - dont snore - i know for sure im lacking a willy but i can lick a fanny

im almost there arent i

You sure are

woohoo does a silly dance in the middle of the lounge - dont look though its not my best attribute

Anytime

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Does it have to be a boy? I'm pretty damn cuddly

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you'd make a perfect cuddle buddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Position vacant for a bed buddy for the winter months...must have big strong arms to wrap me up in..I'm not a dainty flower...I don't mind if you snore or fart...

Ah I was going fin till the dainty flower bit

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