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Right then.....where should the clit be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Loads of disgruntled women keep telling us that we don't know where it is

So all you budding draughtsmen out there....where should it be?

I say, there should be 2, one on each tit, built into the nipples

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right where it is, makes me look better than most when I easily find it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whats a Clit for ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhh lord i can see you 3 studying a woman's genitals together and arguing the toss as to where the clit actually is!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what a "kilt" is.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whats a Clit for ? "

dunno....but if you find one, you guaranteed a blow job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Whats a Clit for ?

dunno....but if you find one, you guaranteed a blow job "

No worries mate I'll Google it and then tap it into the Shagnav

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They`re all in aanda69`s handbag.

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By *he BananamanMan
over a year ago

WORCESTERSHIRE

it really should be on the tip of my tongue actually.

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By *nothercoupleCouple
over a year ago

Exeter

We wrote a book about the clit once....Didnt sell a single copy, men couldnt find it on the shelves!

But then theres always 'Twatnav' (probably by Ronco) bound to be in the shops by christmas

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Clit? wos that then

Soapy heads off ta google xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clit? wos that then

Soapy heads off ta google xx "

that thing you never find les draws a map again lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clit? wos that then

Soapy heads off ta google xx

that thing you never find les draws a map again lol "

Shes lying honest she is xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Clit? wos that then

Soapy heads off ta google xx

that thing you never find les draws a map again lol

Shes lying honest she is xx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like most things you can't find...it will be in the last place you'll think of looking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

should be in the middle of a womans chest like a third nipple,then all the men would actully find that one.OR WOULD THEY?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"Loads of disgruntled women keep telling us that we don't know where it is

So all you budding draughtsmen out there....where should it be?

I say, there should be 2, one on each tit, built into the nipples "

The clit is easy to find. Its next to the cunt! And we all know the cunt is behind the wheel of a white van

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Loads of disgruntled women keep telling us that we don't know where it is

So all you budding draughtsmen out there....where should it be?

I say, there should be 2, one on each tit, built into the nipples "
ive only been disgruntled once..the tattoo with the arrow helps

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth

lol i taught my partner where my clit is..we were in a 69 and i wouldn't let his cock near my mouth unless he found my clit.... he had his hard cock just by my lips... when he was near my clit with his tongue/fingers i touched his cock with my tongue/lips.. if he strayed from his cause i removed my tounge/lips.... worked a treat... now he finds it every time,....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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The clit is easy to find. Its next to the cunt! And we all know the cunt is behind the wheel of a white van "

Err BB darling i drives a white van xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Loads of disgruntled women keep telling us that we don't know where it is

So all you budding draughtsmen out there....where should it be?

I say, there should be 2, one on each tit, built into the nipples "

WHO CARES?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one her wrist, eveyrtime she hits me, she will orgasm...

hang on, tht means i'll be more often.

discard my opinion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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They`re all in aanda69`s handbag. "

god dont remind me, things i saw in there no man should ever have to see.

im scared for life now

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

ffs dont leave it beside the car keys.

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By *ushroom7Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Found it!!!

Page 34.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" lol i taught my partner where my clit is..we were in a 69 and i wouldn't let his cock near my mouth unless he found my clit.... he had his hard cock just by my lips... when he was near my clit with his tongue/fingers i touched his cock with my tongue/lips.. if he strayed from his cause i removed my tounge/lips.... worked a treat... now he finds it every time,.... "

I find it staggering that some men really don't know where it is. The funny thing about them is that when you find and play with it for a while they tell you to leave the fookin thing alone as it's now too sensitive.

I just put a vibrating cock ring on and that seems to do the trick while I get busy enjoying myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sad i know but phonetically

Clit

Lict (licked)

Ticl (tickle)

Lol xx

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By *averiMan
over a year ago

Swindon to bristol


"Loads of disgruntled women keep telling us that we don't know where it is

So all you budding draughtsmen out there....where should it be?

I say, there should be 2, one on each tit, built into the nipples "

i always thought is was somewhere at trhe back of her throat...or is that her tonsils?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only animal on the planet to have one but women still moan about it

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"like most things you can't find...it will be in the last place you'll think of looking"

*sticks hand down back of sofa*

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By *razydriver8Couple
over a year ago

plymouth


"like most things you can't find...it will be in the last place you'll think of looking

*sticks hand down back of sofa*"

what did you find down there? if its money.. it's mine......

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else


"like most things you can't find...it will be in the last place you'll think of looking

*sticks hand down back of sofa*

what did you find down there? if its money.. it's mine......"

There was a little man down there. He said he was "in a boat" and asked if I could "take care of him"

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