FabSwingers.com forum: Most bizarre request

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We as humans are a fascinating race, and each have strange little pleasures which make us all oh so unique.

So my question is... What's the most bizarre/odd/strange or even freaky request you have received on here?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Will you cut my balls with a knife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The toilet slaves are always amusing along with the adult babies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you get a taxi now over to mine now(almost midnight), I will pay for your taxi home in the morning. I can't come to yours because I have had a drink. No photo on his profile, couldn't send me one in any form............errmm nope -)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sumday wanted to bue ma swwaty boxers like wtf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was asked to give someone a foot job once.... I politely declined

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

To meet in drab mode.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i love your pics and would like to start a relationship with you

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

I was offered £1000 to tie someone up and tickle them.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks."

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire "

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me."

Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

vote ukip..

there are limits after all..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have lead a subdued life some people are just down right strange but each to their own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nothing too unheard of - but the baby play thing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats not nice at all ((((the smell)))

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"I was offered £1000 to tie someone up and tickle them.

was it from a friend of the diddy men..?

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.

Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?"

Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was chatting with someone on here & before things could go any further, I was given a list of ground rules in relation to meeting. This was varied, but one of them, was that she wanted my password for my profile on Fab. Now that wouldn't have shown much discretion to anyone else or myself. So that obviously got nipped in the bud pretty quickly

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.

Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?

Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger."

I just thought it was your evil twin?

Claire

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Ive had to take some of the posts off sorry but can you make sure that you report the animals/scat/mutilation PMs to Admin should you ever have the pleasure of receiving them again

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

But you dont need to report the Newcastle strip ones. Cheers.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Ive stayed out of this so far through nerves.

Thankfully my name hasnt cropped up yet.

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.

Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?

Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger.

I just thought it was your evil twin?

Claire "

No that's Invictus.

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By *W69Couple
over a year ago

Bournemouth

T was asked if she would allow a guy to be her toilet slave for the weekend....

That was an easy "no thanks"

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"But you dont need to report the Newcastle strip ones. Cheers."

Are you sure .... the site has limits ffs !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive had to take some of the posts off sorry but can you make sure that you report the animals/scat/mutilation PMs to Admin should you ever have the pleasure of receiving them again

Will do thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks."

Heeeeeeeeeey!!!!

No need I tell ya, just no need....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not allowed to say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.

CBT stands for cock and ball torture.

I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.

CBT stands for cock and ball torture.

I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.

There are road signs near me advertising CBT Training but apparently it means Compulsory Basic Training for motorcyclists.

Shame otherwise I might have offered my services.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do we still meet when gingers on a period

like No!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"But you dont need to report the Newcastle strip ones. Cheers."

aww cmon thats just too weird lol xx

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

"But you dont need to report the Newcastle strip ones. Cheers."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Couple message offering all night play session with female half of the couple if CBT given to male half first.

CBT stands for cock and ball torture.

I thought about replying can I just kick him in the balls, but decided not to.

There are road signs near me advertising CBT Training but apparently it means Compulsory Basic Training for motorcyclists.

Shame otherwise I might have offered my services."

I thought they meant Cognitive Behaviour Therapy how naive was I.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had a few, one guy asked me if he could pay me for sex, another asked me to star in a porn film & I'd also get paid. - I'm starting to worry that I might look like a prostitute! Lol

Last week a guy asked if I would fuck him with a strap on. - might be up some people's street. But it ain't up mine! - pardon the pun!

Was also asked if I'd pee on a guy,

I do attract them lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guy asked me to pick him up and drop hi. Off after (about half hour drive each way) oh and could I supply condoms and a couple cans of Stella for him and his mate as he wasn't sure he could get it up and if he couldn't his mate could take over but if he could his mate would just watch and drink.

Result

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To take my socks off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy sent me a message along the lines of "i want to get three guys to throw u in my van on ur way home from work and gangbang you". But it's not the worst by far. I've had loads of unsolicited messages that are almost as gross or freaky or offensive on here. I love the block button!

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

To get lost...I meant what's that all about...I'm adorable.

They are clearly weirdos for saying so

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

"I was asked to dress up in Newcastle strip once. Sick fucks.

That's shocking I hope you blocked them

Claire

Blocked and reported. But it still haunts me.

Was that before you embarked on a serial killer lifestyle ?

Yeah it was in a more innocent time. Before I came to terms with my dark passenger.

I just thought it was your evil twin?

Claire

No that's Invictus."

I resemble that remark!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Had a message off a guy who wanted me to make a 200 mile round trip so that 2 girls he knew (19 + 21), could sit on ma face when I first dyed ma goatee green. No pics or veris = non of ma time wasted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My weirdest fuck request was that I was gonna breed his wifes pussie and after he would clean her up lol.. shame they were to far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To slide my cock inside them. Perverts. I use my willy for weeing, how disgusting! I told them they were very naughty and should be ashamed of themselves

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Had a guy, even though I told him i'm not gay offered me money and double it later, someone as also offered me porn film.

On another site a lady of a couple told me any time I want to cum I should cum in a bottle save it for her and when we meet i should pour it over her, she was serious met but did not do the saving cum thing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We had a message that said "I want your wife to use me as a toilet with no limits" needless to say that was an instant block and delete.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was on jim'll fix it and was asked to milk a cow blindfolded???

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Another one a guy wanted me to meet his girlfriend blindfold as a surprise.

A couple that has a glory hole wanted me to meet without knowing who is behind the hole can't ask to see the face due to job.

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By *lligator3Man
over a year ago

Dundee

"Was on jim'll fix it and was asked to milk a cow blindfolded???"

Hahaha

you might be going to hell with that joke so your paths may cross again to fix it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No bizarre requests, ever. I want my money back!!!

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

Wots wrong with us

Never had any lol...

Aw come on don't leave us out lol xxx

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By *o30Woman
over a year ago

Lincoln

Was offered money to meet and fuck a guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was chatting with someone on here & before things could go any further, I was given a list of ground rules in relation to meeting. This was varied, but one of them, was that she wanted my password for my profile on Fab. Now that wouldn't have shown much discretion to anyone else or myself. So that obviously got nipped in the bud pretty quickly

WTF? Never give my passwords out....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was offered money not to fuck anyone ...... Lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

i've been asked to pee on somebody.... obviously i bolted being much younger and more nieve...

if i was asked to do that again... i'd do it on the condition they wore a spurs shirt whilst i was doing it....

(just kidding about the last bit..... dont beat me up!!!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was in one of the chat rooms one day and a guy asked if I had a hairdryer well yes I replied he asked me to explain it the colour and make etc which I did, please do not ask me why ha, then he asked me if I would use it on cam to dry my hair apparently it really got him off watching this. I politely declined but I have to say that is the most bizarre request so far.

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By *orneyashell87Couple
over a year ago

stockotn on tees

"i've been asked to pee on somebody.... obviously i bolted being much younger and more nieve...

if i was asked to do that again... i'd do it on the condition they wore a spurs shirt whilst i was doing it....

(just kidding about the last bit..... dont beat me up!!!)"

Hehe id be happy to help u out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And special mention goes to the guy who wanted me to watch while he fucked my mum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone wanted me to vomit on his cock. Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some guy wanted to be my foot slave ,said he would pay me 200£ an hour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The other week a married man asked me to fuck him in the marital bed, when his unaware wife was at work.

Oh silly me that's just the norm on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some guy wanted to be my foot slave ,said he would pay me 200£ an hour "

And was he going to give you a foot rub too? Send him my way!

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By *ornyandwellhungMan
over a year ago

belfast

I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Being asked for worn knickers is fairly common.

Being asked for period soiled ones was a bit of a surprise...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Will you come to my house and make me a trifle?" He then wanted to smush it over my lady bits before commencing. Apparently he REALLY liked custard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy offered to buy me lingerie if I would tie him to his bed and sit downstairs watching tele. Adult babysitting or what? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked for a pair of scissors when I was at the urinal...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just GGoogle toilet slave has had no idea what this was and omg I feel sick

wish I hadn't some people are just messed up x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A guy asked to make me pregnant!

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By *hris n AnnaCouple
over a year ago

edinburghish

"To slide my cock inside them. Perverts. I use my willy for weeing, how disgusting! I told them they were very naughty and should be ashamed of themselves

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Lmao x Anna

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By *he TrunkMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If you get a taxi now over to mine now(almost midnight), I will pay for your taxi home in the morning. I can't come to yours because I have had a drink. No photo on his profile, couldn't send me one in any form............errmm nope -)"

I will pay for the taxi both ways... and can send a face pic too!!

What do you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!"

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here ! "

Prude.

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

Wtf?? Bunny boiler?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !

Prude. "

Stop bullying me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !

Prude.

Stop bullying me"

You don't mean that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !

Prude.

Stop bullying me

You don't mean that. "

N-no , of c-course not ... (Don't hurt me)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One guy asked me to leave my young kids at home alone in bed to drive to his house to shag him and his friend!

Why?? - He couldn't leave his house because he was tagged and had an early curfew!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a girl that wanted me to put my cock in her bum. How gross!

Mods! Mods! Get this lewdness out of here !

Prude.

Stop bullying me

You don't mean that.

N-no , of c-course not ... (Don't hurt me)"

Maybe if you stopped playing hard to get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"T was asked if she would allow a guy to be her toilet slave for the weekend....

That was an easy "no thanks"

Thatta girl! Don't sell yourself short. Tight bastard ought to offer a weeks use somewhere hot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you have steel to capped boots?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would I burst balloons on his hardon, at the point of orgasm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a random guy ask if I could meet him in a town about twenty miles away with a pair of my used knickers, he needed a pair to take to a meet with a couple the next day....ummmmm NO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would I burst balloons on his hardon, at the point of orgasm."

lmfao!! Xx

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

When they asked, or rather stated their plans to move in, I found it rather queer and unnerving.

I get rather uneasy when - asked by a few guys - they want to know exactly where I spend my professional time. As if we'd willingly reveal our non-fab secrets and agree to be stalked.

It's less the more unusual sexual that disturbs. Though anyone asking for a dredging session can keep away, more the intrusive nuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A woman once asked me if i would meet her on the morning of her wedding. Have full sex with her and cum inside her. She wanted another mans cum running down her leg as she said her vows x

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By *dsindyTV/TS
over a year ago

East Lancashire

I must be fairly abnormal......never been asked to do anything to bizzare....unless you count getting dressed up like a girl

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