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"they didnt find it cause it was hiding with my keys ![]() ah, kept in a woman's bag, that explains it. ![]() | |||
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"they didnt find it cause it was hiding with my keys ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"they didnt find it cause it was hiding with my keys ![]() ![]() LOL ![]() | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() What the Sky remote? ![]() | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() Just peeped at your profile, love those boots. ![]() | |||
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" ah, kept in a woman's bag, that explains it. ![]() Its Actualy The m posting, but youve given me an idea where to look for my keys. If you dont hear from me again you know why | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() ![]() There we go again, reducing legitimate scientific observations to "gutter" level. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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" ah, kept in a woman's bag, that explains it. ![]() Sorry, but those boobies throw me every time, I forget there's also a guy attached to the profile, well I am a guy. ![]() | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() ![]() Men only lie about their size because women are shallow (or should that be deep, lol) ![]() | |||
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"chances are they will be in the last place you look ![]() ![]() Lol, I was gonna say sumut like that myself ![]() | |||
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"The largest known star is the VY Canis Majoris, which has been estimated to be somewhere between 1800 - 2100 Solar Radii (1 Solar Radii = 1 x Our Sun) Our tinsy little rock is 1,000 times smaller than our own Sun so the Canis thingy is just, well, pretty goddarn big. But to give you a clue, here's the maths: Sun = 432,450 miles Canis Majoris = 9,081,555,000 miles Earth = 92,955,887 miles from the Sun, so unless you're wearing Factor 2,000,000 I suggest you stear clear of Canis Majoris by about a billion miles give or take 100,000,000, else you're likely to get pretty frazzled and miss the Beach Party." Wishy that just put me in a coma ![]() | |||
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"Red Dwarf? .... I can remember Fireball XL5 ![]() Don't remember thet...can you hum the tune? ![]() | |||
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"Just heard on the radio a new star has been discovered and its fecking moooooosive. So im sitting here thinking, if its that big how come they have only just found it?" I heard it takes some blokes years to find the clitoris... | |||
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"Just heard on the radio a new star has been discovered and its fecking moooooosive. So im sitting here thinking, if its that big how come they have only just found it? I heard it takes some blokes years to find the clitoris..." Only the guys who can't get meets though surely? ![]() | |||
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"Just heard on the radio a new star has been discovered and its fecking moooooosive. So im sitting here thinking, if its that big how come they have only just found it? I heard it takes some blokes years to find the clitoris..." I'm not fooking surprised! Nature, in her ultimate wisdom, decided to hide the organ that brings a woman the most amount of pleasure in a place where no fooker can find it. Women can be so bitchy to each other sometimes. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Maybe its just a normal sized star but a man measures it with a cock ruler! ![]() ....lmfao hahaha love it ![]() | |||
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"well im back from my risky adventure. After slipping into full climbing gear i decended in to the handbag............... . . . . . . . . . . . . . . and bugger me not only found the keys but the car also ![]() well done. please excuse me if i pass on the "bugger me" part won't you. the most shameless self promotion of hidden desires yet ![]() | |||
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