FabSwingers.com forum: Man makes love to his car

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Watching tv and theres a guy who makes love to cars...his partner is Vanilla (ironic) is a white 1980s vw beetle!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Herbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Herbie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Another unsatisfied former member of fab no doubt

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Also had relations with a helicopter, he caresses them, kisses them, and masturbates

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

someone rear ends her.....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Another unsatisfied former member of fab no doubt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another unsatisfied former member of fab no doubt

he must be exhausted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Christine

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hes 'made love' to over 700 cars, but only one woman...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes 'made love' to over 700 cars, but only one woman...

She must've looked like the back end of a bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They must've given him the horn.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I think this is a serious sex crime, a bit like the animals Phyl told us about earlier, how can these cars even say NO?

There's no consent, send the bastard down, don't glamourise it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Same goes for my poor abused sex toys then!!!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Same goes for my poor abused sex toys then!!!

I dont agree. They are made for that purpose

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I once had a message from a chap with pics of him leaning against a sports car, wearing sports car branded clothing, offering me a ride in the car. Even his username was a play on the brand of car. I wasn't sure which of the two I was being invited to meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same goes for my poor abused sex toys then!!!

I dont agree. They are made for that purpose"
you have to get your monies worth

Her

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My hairbrush?

Electric toothbrush?

Spatula?

Carrots?

Need i go on???

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Haha no. Its ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hairbrush?

Electric toothbrush?

Spatula?

Carrots?

Need i go on???

Yes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been telling people about the time I shagged a princess..... Lovely tight exhaust and a comfy ride

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?

Ba doom tish!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?

Ba doom tish!"

There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?

Ba doom tish!

There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird. "

I've been called weird more times than I care to remember, but some people, well, some people are just out there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never judge it takes all sorts - prefer a guy to shake his load over his wheels than some of the things that go on

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

No Im sorry I will judge.

The guys a fucking weirdo, you cant go round fucking cars, or even his own.

Its not normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He's taking the piston

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

A lot of people probably think swinging isn't normal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Watching tv and theres a guy who makes love to cars...his partner is Vanilla (ironic) is a white 1980s vw beetle!

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He may think its nice to be different and she will never say no not tonight. Bet he is having the ride of his life .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No Im sorry I will judge.

The guys a fucking weirdo, you cant go round fucking cars, or even his own.

Its not normal."

"You can't go round fucking cars" has made me laugh way more than it should've.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its called sexual objectum...some woman married the eiffel tower!!

i was going to marry a lamp once, but he weren't too bright and i struggled to turn him on!

lol

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By *alandNitaCouple
over a year ago

Scunthorpe

I bet she liked it in the tailpipe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He should combine his love of cars with dogging! Best of both worlds for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My hairbrush?

Electric toothbrush?

Spatula?

Carrots?

Need i go on???

These are all extremely acceptable.

The main difference being that if any of these objects were capable of speech and movement they would be saying "Yes, please!" and sliding over each other in a bid to embed themselves within you...

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By *not69Man
over a year ago

Lancashire

The local car supermarket could organise car sex party nights. Friday Fuck a Ford party night, or Sexy Seat Saturday Sex party night. The mind boggles. Im sure people who think swinging is wierd will think its quite normal when compared with fucking cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've met with a lady before who made love to my previous car...well the gearstick anyway.

Though she did suck me at the same time. I've always been partial to an mfm....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hes 'made love' to over 700 cars, but only one woman...

She must have been an escort

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

ive been asking myself y reg .. y reg .. y reg

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 15/10/14 06:40:20]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl when Philip Schofield asked the guy how he feels when someone 'rear-ends' her!! He was very interested.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Another unsatisfied former member of fab no doubt

Why would people be unsatisfied with fab? Nothing much wrong with the site. Just some peoples (guys?) unrealistic expectations and lack of effort.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I once had a message from a chap with pics of him leaning against a sports car, wearing sports car branded clothing, offering me a ride in the car. Even his username was a play on the brand of car. I wasn't sure which of the two I was being invited to meet.

Did he say; "Corrrrr, Tina!" ??

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

has he had a ford fucus

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"Do you think he flies into a jealous rage if someone asks if they can get a ride?

Ba doom tish!

There was this guy on 24 hours in police custody who had a blow up doll. He asked the police to not have sex with "his girlfriend". Weird. "

that the 'doll' was in school uniform was very weird but the cuddly toy with an inbuilt 'vagina' was fucking freaky..

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

It's not so shocking really those VW Beetles have lovely tits x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think this is a serious sex crime, a bit like the animals Phyl told us about earlier, how can these cars even say NO?

There's no consent, send the bastard down, don't glamourise it"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He maybe just get the ride of a lifetime you never know . If he is hurting no one why not , lol Some like strange things in life and maybe the shape Big round front and backend do it for him. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He may tyre of it one day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wondering if he gets in the pit to work below

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By *aywalton1Man
over a year ago

Walton on the Hill

Maybe he's jealous of losing out to black cocks and trying to fake it by shagging the exhaust pipe. Hope he does it when the car is cold is all I can say!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucked my Car a couple of weeks ago..With a Badger

Brockit Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember a guy in the papers a few years back - he said he liked the cars fronts - from a certain angle, they look like they have smiley faces

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That guy's favourite porn is the Fast And The Furious franchise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thomas the Wank Engine

Poor Optimus and Bumblebee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That guy's favourite porn is the Fast And The Furious franchise."

As a younger man he was done in 60 seconds.

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