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Sex with animals to be banned in Denmark

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

How are they going to give bacon that salty taste now?... Sorry.

I didn't know this was rife in Denmark, but according to the food and agricultural minister, "this is damaging the country's reputation"

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

haha. Denmark, what is going on?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is it??

It probably will now!

I wonder that the Denmark top 10 for animal antics was before they banned it?? Ewe bet sheep figured in there somewhere!

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

2 thirds of the people asked agree with the ban.... that means 1/3 don't

(Source:- http://metro.co.uk/2014/10/13/denmark-to-outlaw-sex-with-animals-because-animals-cant-consent-4904080/)

That article also says that they are banning it, because the animals can't consent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holiday cancelled.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

It gets better

Its like something from The Daily Sport or Viz

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There will be an influx of Danes visiting Wales...

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Gives the term "nice pussy" a different meaning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holiday cancelled. "

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought that was generally the law in every country!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"There will be an influx of Danes visiting Wales... "

You will notice a difference in a taste of our Lamb this winter if thats the case.

But please, make sure you keep buying it and eating it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holiday cancelled.

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!! "

Holiday back on.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Holiday cancelled.

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!!

Holiday back on. "

So says Mr and Mrs Pork

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Oh no, it is Polk. Sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holiday cancelled.

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!!

Holiday back on. "

Lol

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Wow

Is there a particular animal they like more? Or just hop on nearest creature?

I once saw a picture of swarm of bees giving oral sex to a man. Fucked up shit, probably Danish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!! 

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Holiday cancelled.

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!!

Holiday back on.

So says Mr and Mrs Pork"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What the hell is it not illegal in every country...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its legal in Alabama, USA!

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!!  "

There are animal brothels

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!!  "

An animal brothel run by Madam Moooo

Im actually shocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ewwww the dirty bastards

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!! 

An animal brothel run by Madam Moooo

Im actually shocked "

i was under the impression that "baaaaaa" meant "baaaaaa".....

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!! 

An animal brothel run by Madam Moooo

Im actually shocked

i was under the impression that "baaaaaa" meant "baaaaaa"..... "

Neighhhh means no

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By *ptimusDMan
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!! 

There are animal brothels "

Oh yes there are animal brothels, or more specifically "animal bordellos" as they're more commonly known locally in Denmark and parts of Germany.

Surprisingly, bestiality isn't illegal in all of Europe. The EU hasn't finished making laws on the length and shape of carrots and other vegetables we can buy and consume.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is it??

It probably will now!

I wonder that the Denmark top 10 for animal antics was before they banned it?? Ewe bet sheep figured in there somewhere! "

No horsing around and stop making a pig of yourself, the neigh bours complained about the beds moo ving, this is a cluck up and no mistake... I think I'm done, no bull

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By *anchestercubMan
over a year ago

manchester & NI

This thread is making me think of the Vicar of Dibley. Lol

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

That must be where they made the prom film 'Animal Farm' then.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Its legal in Alabama, USA! "

well they marry each others cousins in alabama... sex with animals is probably quite tame!!!

they probably try it on with gators just for kicks...

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"That must be where they made the prom film 'Animal Farm' then."

i wondered how long it would take someone to mention that film......

i am saying nowt!!!

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

When I have sex, ma one eyed trouser snake always makes an appearance at some point

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"When I have sex, ma one eyed trouser snake always makes an appearance at some point "

well you derby fans... its probably still legal within the city limits....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!! 

An animal brothel run by Madam Moooo

Im actually shocked

i was under the impression that "baaaaaa" meant "baaaaaa".....

Neighhhh means no "

Ffs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A whole new look on pet cemetry

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its shawn the sheep..its shawn the sheep...

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

I've just got out of a Copenhagen cell after a horrible misunderstanding.

There I was in a bar, boasting about my prowess after sleeping with Helena Christensen.

I let anyone that could hear know that "I just had sex with a great Dane" and next thing you know the police stormed the place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aint cheekychops from Denmark? I want her pussy

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"Aint cheekychops from Denmark? I want her pussy "

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By *amdacarrCouple
over a year ago

lincoln and chameleons


"Holiday cancelled.

Lol. Don't worry, they've not banned it yet!!!!

Holiday back on. "

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I've just got out of a Copenhagen cell after a horrible misunderstanding.

There I was in a bar, boasting about my prowess after sleeping with Helena Christensen.

I let anyone that could hear know that "I just had sex with a great Dane" and next thing you know the police stormed the place.

"

That explains the elephant on your face

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines


"I've just got out of a Copenhagen cell after a horrible misunderstanding.

There I was in a bar, boasting about my prowess after sleeping with Helena Christensen.

I let anyone that could hear know that "I just had sex with a great Dane" and next thing you know the police stormed the place.

That explains the elephant on your face "

Whaaaaaaat? You can see that? Fuck, I thought I was being discreet

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle


"I've just got out of a Copenhagen cell after a horrible misunderstanding.

There I was in a bar, boasting about my prowess after sleeping with Helena Christensen.

I let anyone that could hear know that "I just had sex with a great Dane" and next thing you know the police stormed the place.

That explains the elephant on your face

Whaaaaaaat? You can see that? Fuck, I thought I was being discreet "

Shhhhh no one mention the elephant in the room, and I don't mean me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I FEEL SICK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wonder what prompted the sudden law change?

The dark nights?

Low birth rate?

Hybridization?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Danish people are awesome

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk


"This thread is making me think of the Vicar of Dibley. Lol"

Why???

Or are you saying you think Dawn French is a pig

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Danish people are awesome "

I don't think it't the "people" they are worried about....

or maybe it should be.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Old McDonald had the horn...

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By *luezuluMan
over a year ago

Suffolk

Ya cant beat a Danish pigsty, oops sorry meant pastry

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"There will be an influx of Danes visiting Wales... "

as in great danes!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This thread won't last long when Jezebel catches it!! :-/

On a lighter note it's still legal in Afghanistan!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as if i knew it was in the first place - really legal now

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead


"Old McDonald had the horn..."

e-i-e-i-ooooooooooooooh!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im still in shock

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"This thread won't last long when Jezebel catches it!! :-/

On a lighter note it's still legal in Afghanistan!!! "

It's been here 12 hrs already

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Fortunately, imaginary goats are not included.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Animal brothels are rife over there! Germany, Norway... loads of places!

There's no animal right legislation to protect animals from abuse, so this is brilliant news! !

Hopefully other counties will follow suit and put laws in place also!!  "

WTF You must be joking!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Danish people are awesome "

They are! Their flag is the inverse of the English one. They are a constitutional monarchy, they are not in, funny money land, I mean the Eurozone, rhey make Lego, they make stylish furniture, Arne Jacobsen was a Dane.....& here's the killer.......

They make Bang & Olufsen! These people can do no wrong. The women are invariably gorgeous. So what if they like their pets? Get some perspective!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fortunately, imaginary goats are not included. "

Stop disappearing and coming back,it puts me on edge!

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

theres a dog hotel in brighton maybe its a brothel lol

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest


"This thread won't last long when Jezebel catches it!! :-/

On a lighter note it's still legal in Afghanistan!!!

It's been here 12 hrs already "

I was trying to leave it as people were just having a laugh but Ive had to take of a few posts so time to close it Im afraid. Sorry.

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