FabSwingers.com forum: Not happy

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I bought some new black hollister boxers so I wore them Saturday and my bellend ended up with black fluff on it so I washed them and thought they would be ok I put them on today to see and bloody hell only had them on a couple of hours and my bellend is full of fluff again not happy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Take them back and tell them

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

You must have a rough mushroom or something?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get the Dyson going !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Take them back and tell them

Not happening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them back and tell them

Not happening

Aww go on. It will brighten up their day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

start a new BBC thread

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

advertise as a BBC

grab the moment whilst it lasts....

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"start a new BBC thread

snap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"start a new BBC thread

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lol was gonna say this ahah

Sarah x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What is it with men and fluff? You should only buy tighty whiteys

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By *offee and Cream 2Couple (MM)
over a year ago

Loughborough

Go back to the shop, and demand to see the manageress in her office.

Then drop your trousers, pull down the shorts, and slap your manhood across her desk and say " what do you think to this then honey!"

And see what happens next!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's not funny people they wasn't cheap I thought you would come up with something like a different temperature to wash them on looks like they are going in the bin

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

organise a meet and pull your pants down, watch the reaction as they flee for their life covering their mouths with a hankerchief......

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go back to the shop, and demand to see the manageress in her office.

Then drop your trousers, pull down the shorts, and slap your manhood across her desk and say " what do you think to this then honey!"

And see what happens next!

She would just laugh and say where's the rest of it

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Take them back and tell them

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By *trawberry-popWoman
over a year ago

South East Midlands NOT

Don't be so melodramatic! They will probably be fine in another few washes.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

sell the fluff to Funky, he has a thing about fluff....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Practical advice - put them in the freezer then was again with fabric conditioner. Don't know how it works but it does- learnt that when I used to be a Saturday sales assistant and fluffy jumpers were the rage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be so melodramatic! They will probably be fine in another few washes. "

This

OP....ask your mum's advice next time to avoid the mirth of fellow fabbers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"It's not funny people they wasn't cheap I thought you would come up with something like a different temperature to wash them on looks like they are going in the bin

If you do that the skidders don't come out.

From what they tell me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cracking up at fluffy bell end

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't be so melodramatic! They will probably be fine in another few washes.

This

OP....ask your mum's advice next time to avoid the mirth of fellow fabbers

Lol it's not melodramatic just annoying my mums no good at washing she has a maid I should of asked her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I bought some new black hollister boxers so I wore them Saturday and my bellend ended up with black fluff on it so I washed them and thought they would be ok I put them on today to see and bloody hell only had them on a couple of hours and my bellend is full of fluff again not happy

Lots of fluffy bellends on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You could try them inside out ? Then the fluff would be on the outside.......

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Save money.

Don't buy/wear any!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them back and tell them

Show them, your bell end too and tell them its not on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Try washing your bellend as well as the pants!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Try washing your bellend as well as the pants!"

Lol never thought of that

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Nothing worse than a fluffy bell end!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don't be so melodramatic! They will probably be fine in another few washes.

This

OP....ask your mum's advice next time to avoid the mirth of fellow fabbers

Lol it's not melodramatic just annoying my mums no good at washing she has a maid I should of asked her

Perhaps the maid could be your fluffer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We need to see a pic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We need to see a pic.

Lol it's not a pretty picture

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Wear a condom.

They prevent 'bell end fluff' as well as STI's and unwanted pregnancies!

It's just not part of the current marketing strategy!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them back and tell them

Most stores won't take underwear back, as its against hygiene rules!

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Take them back and tell them

Most stores won't take underwear back, as its against hygiene rules!"

True, didnt think of that!

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