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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Winter coat as it is effin freezing now

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By *ickawitchCouple
over a year ago

Away with the fairies (Liverpool to you)

I did hear in work yesterday from our fountain of weather knowledge that a mini heat wave was hitting this weekend.........to be fair it doesn't feel like it just yet

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By *hoe_nixCouple
over a year ago

leeds

suitcase --- they are half price

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

A nice donkey jacket perhaps? ? Haha you never hear about them anymore, does anyone still wear them. ..?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get a parka

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dont be so nesh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dont be so nesh "

Don't you know it's grim op norf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold?

I'm still wearing t-shirts...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold?

I'm still wearing t-shirts..."

Your not as old as PP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold?

I'm still wearing t-shirts...

Your not as old as PP

No but I'm arthritic!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mug ,the handles just fell of my Eeyore mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Big fat heavy quilt to keep me warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cold? You don't know the meaning of the word!

On the Russian convoys, one night it was so cold, the flame on my lighter froze!!

(Stolen joke from Only Fools)

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

"Big fat heavy quilt to keep me warm

You called ?

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Big fat heavy quilt to keep me warm

I've still got my 4 tog quilt on my bed. Being a lardarse has benefits sometimes.

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By *o new WinksMan
over a year ago

BSE

I seem to remember you having little use of a coat at Xtasia.

Maybe a bigger towel is all you need.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"I seem to remember you having little use of a coat at Xtasia.

Maybe a bigger towel is all you need.

I think I'm going to have to avoid clubs in future for that reason

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

That said, hyperhydrosis isn't much fun anywhere and isn't necessarily connected to being a lardarse.

It's always been a problem and is embarrassing. I didn't go out at all for a long time because of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Winter coat as it is effin freezing now

Try putting some clothes on first

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

*hyperhidrosis even.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug ,the handles just fell of my Eeyore mug

As if he didn't have enough to be depressed about

Was it one of those mugs where the handle was his tail ?

He'll need to bang a new nail in

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Can't you get a NCB Donkey jacket and go all retro?

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can't you get a NCB Donkey jacket and go all retro?

Exactly. Someone offered to get me one with my name written across the back in case I wandered off across the fields and got lost.......I rather liked the idea!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

"Can't you get a NCB Donkey jacket and go all retro?

Exactly. Someone offered to get me one with my name written across the back in case I wandered off across the fields and got lost.......I rather liked the idea!

Better to get one with an address and a stamp so you could be easily returned

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Mug ,the handles just fell of my Eeyore mug

As if he didn't have enough to be depressed about

Was it one of those mugs where the handle was his tail ?

He'll need to bang a new nail in

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Well thanks , that didn't work it shattered into loads of pieces now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i sew your name in it

Her

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can i sew your name in it

Her"

We could put mittens on elastic for him too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can i sew your name in it

Her

We could put mittens on elastic for him too!!

With left n right written on them

Her

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"Winter coat as it is effin freezing now

Would of been a lot cheaper in the summer then as they sell them off cheap

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Buy two summer ones, one in a larger size, and layer them.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Can i sew your name in it

Her

We could put mittens on elastic for him too!!

Don't use elastic!

Cos then you just wait till he's wearing his mittens, pull one off (fnar fnar) then run round him in circles till the elastic is taut and his arms are fastened to his body. Tuck the mitten in, stop to take a pic, post on book of face and share with lots of friends then carry on about your business leaving him floundering round hoping someone will undo him.

This is why mittens should always be on string or tape and not elastic!

Phew, lucky save there PP, hope you're going to think me suitably.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Thank not think.

Damn autocarrot.

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By *eKoopleCouple
over a year ago

Germany / Manchester

"Winter coat as it is effin freezing now

The weather isn't that cold but there's nothing wrong with being prepared. -Mr.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cold?

I'm still wearing t-shirts...

Your not as old as PP

No but I'm arthritic!...

im older than him - linen pants and a vest top today - im made of tough stuff

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"Can't you get a NCB Donkey jacket and go all retro?

I think me dad has only just got rid if his and don't get me started on them coalboard greys

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can i sew your name in it

Her

We could put mittens on elastic for him too!!

Don't use elastic!

This is why mittens should always be on string or tape and not elastic!

Phew, lucky save there PP, hope you're going to think me suitably.

Lol, is there not much entertainment in Sheffield??

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By *occerstar579Man
over a year ago

Harrogate

think all the entertainment moved to Harrogate! lol

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Oh howso?? I like Harrogate, had a couple weeks riding dressage up near there one summer....

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"Can i sew your name in it

Her

We could put mittens on elastic for him too!!

With left n right written on them

Her"

Wise I think!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

it really isn't that cold,but will be buying a new winter coat soon

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd love the body heat of a man right now...with some big arms wrapped around me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd love the body heat of a man right now...with some big arms wrapped around me

nice isnt it xxx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'd love the body heat of a man right now...with some big arms wrapped around me

nice isnt it xxx"

Yes it is, not felt it in a while so looking forward to whenever the occasion will arise

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd love the body heat of a man right now...with some big arms wrapped around me

nice isnt it xxx

Yes it is, not felt it in a while so looking forward to whenever the occasion will arise

if you help me get these mittens off then who knows

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