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"Happy birthday hope you have a lovely day and you enjoy your krispy cremes and alcohol party. Claire " it was really nice.... krispy kreme keep sending me texts offering me free donuts for me birthday.... lol if i wasn't already the size of a jr "goodyear blimp" (look it up youngsters!!!) I'd be complaining they were at fault! | |||
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"how are you mate .. happy birthday .. did you get sorted after the burglary" up to a point... but I understand why people like there own space and thats why i don't accomodate for people who i don't know as friends first... saying that some people don't understand that, and I do get the "well you are hiding something!" accusations..... but hey ho!! | |||
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"Happy birthday. Question is. Which body part pic would you like me to inbox you as a birthday present ? Belle xx" I don't do that... I would scare people....... but if i were it would be one of my eyelashes as women are for some reason jealous of them.....  | |||
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"Happy birthday, dude. My question is; how does the man who drives the snowplough get to work? " with a snow shovel wearing snow shoes..... | |||
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"Happy birthday. Question is. Which body part pic would you like me to inbox you as a birthday present ? Belle xx I don't do that... I would scare people....... but if i were it would be one of my eyelashes as women are for some reason jealous of them..... "I meant I would send you one lol. Xx | |||
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"Happy Birthday bro I have always wondered what your favourite colour is and if you have any pets?" its dark green... spartan green.... pets... i have had a few goldfishes (all named bob) in the past.... | |||
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"Happy birthday. Question is. Which body part pic would you like me to inbox you as a birthday present ? Belle xx I don't do that... I would scare people....... but if i were it would be one of my eyelashes as women are for some reason jealous of them..... I meant I would send you one lol. Xx"oooh.... where people send body pics... and good for them (some men are very visual creatures....) have to say I have always been a sucker for nice eyes and a smile | |||
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"thought since other people have done them.. i'll do one... i may take the 5th if i really need to... but i'll try not to.... so.... ask me anything!!! "Happy Birthday, what size is your c...ake? | |||
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"Happy birthday. Question is. Which body part pic would you like me to inbox you as a birthday present ? Belle xx I don't do that... I would scare people....... but if i were it would be one of my eyelashes as women are for some reason jealous of them..... I meant I would send you one lol. Xx
oooh.... where people send body pics... and good for them (some men are very visual creatures....)
have to say I have always been a sucker for nice eyes and a smile" | |||
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"Take your age and divide by half. Add four and multiply that by a quarter. Answer? "my mental age.... 6.... | |||
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"trying to get me in trouble....lol okay I would say the same to anyone with regards to profiles I have always kept any advice simple... if you think your profile reflects the best of you... keep it if not.... change it!!! | |||
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"How are you celebrating your birthday? Happy Birthday (Again) "actually not really doing a great deal.... so spending it with you lot watching repeats of trashy tv i like... lol the plan was belfast and dublin, but house is falling apart so have builders coming in this week to repair... | |||
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"thought since other people have done them.. i'll do one... i may take the 5th if i really need to... but i'll try not to.... so.... ask me anything!!! "ya haven't answered my question birthday boy...  | |||
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" Happy Birthday, what size is your c...ake?" never really been a cake person... unless it is "non cheese cheesecake" or "skinny carrot cake"..... mind you.... cream cakes... now we are talking!!!!! | |||
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"What happens if you get half scared to death twice? " then you get fully scared to death.... | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio Fella. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? (strictly Monty Pyton)" is that an African European swallow? | |||
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"To be or not to be?" that is in fact the question!!!.... the answer....hmmmmmmmm | |||
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"Take your age and divide by half. Add four and multiply that by a quarter. Answer?
my mental age.... 6.... "Wrong answer 
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"Happy Birthday Fabio. Over the past year I have read a few threads that you have contributed to and you seem to have the wisdom of Solomon. Are you naturally philosophical or is it something you have learned over the years? "that comes from a healthy dose of pragmatism, cynicism and sarcasm... lol... that and more than a few days on the "step of naughty" so i know what I can and cant say and how to put a point across staying in the rules.... that and I now count to 10 before posting.. and re-reading before hitting the buttons.... | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio. Over the past year I have read a few threads that you have contributed to and you seem to have the wisdom of Solomon. Are you naturally philosophical or is it something you have learned over the years?
that comes from a healthy dose of pragmatism, cynicism and sarcasm... lol... that and more than a few days on the "step of naughty" so i know what I can and cant say and how to put a point across staying in the rules....
that and I now count to 10 before posting.. and re-reading before hitting the buttons...."
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"Take your age and divide by half. Add four and multiply that by a quarter. Answer?
my mental age.... 6....
Wrong answer
Happy Birthday"i am not having that..... lol | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio Fella. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? (strictly Monty Pyton) is that an African European swallow?" i don't know!!! | |||
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"Happy birthday _abio. What's your favourite pass time xx "..... meeting lovely people, watching trashy tv, pub quizes, watching arsenal and michigan state sports... because i am a glutton for punishment... | |||
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"Happy birthday Fabio,,,Why is Alan Pardew still at Newcastle? "we all the "unoffical" rumour as to why he is still the manager up here.... but obviously I can't post that for... ahem... legal reasons.... you know the one i am on about.... | |||
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"I'm off to watch paint dry" so I presume i can cross you off my xmas card list then........
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"Happy birthday Fabio. I've cogitated long and hard on what to ask you, given this golden opportunity you have presented us. I wanted to get to the bottom of what makes you you, so the question needed to probe the very depths of your mind and crowbar out a nugget of wisdom which truly shows us breadth of your personality and wisdom. So..... Crisp sandwiches. Yes or No? " good question..... yes but it depends of what flavoured crisps.... cheese and onion so works but I find that meat based crisp sandwiches dont work.... | |||
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"I'm off to watch paint dry so I presume i can cross you off my xmas card list then........
see....two can play at that....."Christmas is over rated | |||
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"Happy birthday Fabio. I've cogitated long and hard on what to ask you, given this golden opportunity you have presented us. I wanted to get to the bottom of what makes you you, so the question needed to probe the very depths of your mind and crowbar out a nugget of wisdom which truly shows us breadth of your personality and wisdom. So..... Crisp sandwiches. Yes or No? good question..... yes but it depends of what flavoured crisps.... cheese and onion so works but I find that meat based crisp sandwiches dont work...." See, I knew the answer would be deep  | |||
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"you got a birthday do/meal/night out or anything aranged" no... but getting a large non cheese pizza later from domino's... so it will be filled full of meat!!! | |||
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"you got a birthday do/meal/night out or anything aranged no... but getting a large non cheese pizza later from domino's... so it will be filled full of meat!!! "seriously didnt know you could get non cheese pizza - isnt that a meat flan  | |||
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"thought since other people have done them.. i'll do one... i may take the 5th if i really need to... but i'll try not to.... so.... ask me anything!!! "Happy birthday you will enjoy many more | |||
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"How many birthdays do you have? Thought it was Friday! "nooo... always been on october 13th... ms honeypot was a bit "premature" (I thought that was always a man issue!! ) | |||
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"Many happy returns Fabio could you let me know the long number on your credit card and the security number please. "would you believe i don't actually have any credit cards... lol work of the devil... lol | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio Fella. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen Swallow? (strictly Monty Pyton) is that an African European swallow?" | |||
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"Are you a bottom or a top "sorry... have no idea of this concept of which you are talking... i had no idea that it meant what it did till the thread started... i always thought top meant just orally bi... lol but since we play a game in the pub, where you would give two mens names and ask "who's on top?"... it should have made sense.... | |||
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"Happy birthday fella, Who's ya favourite cartoon character? "good question.... had to think about this.... old cartoons... wile.e.coyote new shows... stewie griffin | |||
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"Happy Birthday Mr Fabio. Do you like to keep the Balance Sheet healthy Or was Arsenal just an unfortunate choice
Arsene Gimp "it could have been worse... i could have chosen spurs and it would have been 30ish years of mediocracy....
I have only just gotten use to this attractive football lark.. I was brought up on watching rubbish and appealing for offside a lot (known as the good old days!!!)
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"Happy birthday. What is the ultimate Krispy Kreme?" the one that got me originally hooked was cookies and kreme... chocolate, cookie dough, cream.. fantastic... my go to donut now is the lemon meringue pie... | |||
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"How many birthdays do you have? Thought it was Friday!
nooo... always been on october 13th... ms honeypot was a bit "premature" (I thought that was always a man issue!! )"Aaah! Have a super day x | |||
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"Ok another Arsenal question. What have been your best and worst moments as a supporter? Mine as a Liverpool supporter were Istanbul of course. And to be honest it's hard to choose between Heysel (the guilt) and Hillsborough (sadness and anger). So I'll go for both as the worst." best....okay.... i was there on the 26 may 1989 at anfield... got permission to go with other people parents trusted..... worst.... actually... both times in paris, the cup winners cup "nayim from the half way line" game... i was there... and actually turned around just as he hit it... I knew it was going it... and just heard the roar and the champions league final against barcelona... first 75 minutes... the 10 men were brilliant..... the last 15 minutes never happened!!! | |||
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"What happens if you get half scared to death twice? then you get fully scared to death.... "Has Math(s), arithmetic ever been a strong point? Were you unlucky enough to see Joe Theismann's injury in real time, as in happpened? | |||
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" Were you unlucky enough to see Joe Theismann's injury in real time, as in happpened?" nooo.... thank god... but I don't think I could see it now... there are several really gruesome injuries i have seen that are a lot lot worst... kevin ware getting injured playing for louisville against duke in the NCAA tourny "elite 8" is the most horrific i have seen | |||
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"Ok another Arsenal question. What have been your best and worst moments as a supporter? Mine as a Liverpool supporter were Istanbul of course. And to be honest it's hard to choose between Heysel (the guilt) and Hillsborough (sadness and anger). So I'll go for both as the worst. best....okay.... i was there on the 26 may 1989 at anfield... got permission to go with other people parents trusted..... worst.... actually... both times in paris, the cup winners cup "nayim from the half way line" game... i was there... and actually turned around just as he hit it... I knew it was going it... and just heard the roar and the champions league final against barcelona... first 75 minutes... the 10 men were brilliant..... the last 15 minutes never happened!!! "I can imagine. I did wonder whether you would say 89. That was one of the worst footballing moments along with the 71 cup final. I was a distraught 6 year old in 71. I cried after Charlie George scores | |||
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My question is this,as a doughnut connoisseur would you eat a burger in a doughnut bun as that the latest on the menu at my local | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio
Q, I have a cold and a sore throat, Should I take the day of tomorrow "well only superman wears an "S" on his chest.. and you don't get paid enough to be a hero.... so if you have the lergy and work in an office do you want to give it to everyone else.... | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio - my question is what question shall I ask you ? "oooh.... one thats different, but not make me think too hard as my brain cell is taking the night off.... | |||
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"Congrats chap. Can you let me know what is your prognosis for the outcome if the removal of monetary stimulus by the US Government?" oooh.... serious economic question... it really depends on when it is done... too soon and any recovery stops cold... | |||
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"Happy Birthday! You're allowed to pick a sex slave(s). They are yours for 40 days and nights. A day for each year!No questions asked and no holes barred. Pick a fab member and your ultimate crush! "geez..... lol i am way too nice to be having sex slaves, i'd send them off for a cuppa every 5 minutes.... lol i don't a crush but love bits of some peoples personalities... | |||
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" Happy Birthday! Question: random one... Do you like hot sugary doughnuts too?! "as in like the fairground doughnuts you mean.... yep... i am equal ops when it comes to them!!! | |||
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"Happy proper birthday Fabio
My question is this,as a doughnut connoisseur would you eat a burger in a doughnut bun as that the latest on the menu at my local "i would have to give that a go... i could see where that would work!! can you try it and report back!!!! | |||
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"Do you remember briefly meeting at the SH Manchester mega munch in about 2007....and have you cheered up since then, as you looked proper grumpy whenever i went to the bar "people always say i look grumpy but i am not... honest... lol | |||
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"Do you remember briefly meeting at the SH Manchester mega munch in about 2007....and have you cheered up since then, as you looked proper grumpy whenever i went to the bar
people always say i look grumpy but i am not... honest... lol"Me too, but thats cos i usually are grumpy...though not that night as most of it was spent with Lady Feebee sat on my lap- can't possibly be grumpy in that situation | |||
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"*Ahem. These answers seem to have gone out of sync and it's very important I get one to my VERY important question." I was trying to answer yours without asking the question "which drugs are you on???" can i take your question under advisment from twitchers (and doctors once i know which drugs you are using?) | |||
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"Fabio - whats been your top 5 shags?" the dagenham girl pipers..... make of that answer what you like... | |||
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"Happy Birthday Fabio
Q, I have a cold and a sore throat, Should I take the day of tomorrow
well only superman wears an "S" on his chest.. and you don't get paid enough to be a hero.... so if you have the lergy and work in an office do you want to give it to everyone else.... "I will phone in tomorrow and say, Dr Fabio advised me to take the day off
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"*Ahem. These answers seem to have gone out of sync and it's very important I get one to my VERY important question. I was trying to answer yours without asking the question "which drugs are you on???" can i take your question under advisment from twitchers (and doctors once i know which drugs you are using?) "I'm high on life Fabio, like all good forum-goers | |||
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"Ok Fabio, can you answer this for me? Why do some men message along the lines of, Hi, long time no hear, but when you look at their profile you've never spoken to them before in you life? "the familiarity approach... i have the memory of a goldfish so if someone said that to me... i'd probably believe them... | |||
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"What is the secret of life? I tried 42 but that did not work. Is it hiding in a lady's handbag?" if you are trying to find it in a ladies handbag... you have no hope!! i think the tardis is more ordered than a ladies handbag.... | |||
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"Ok Fabio, can you answer this for me? Why do some men message along the lines of, Hi, long time no hear, but when you look at their profile you've never spoken to them before in you life?
the familiarity approach... i have the memory of a goldfish so if someone said that to me... i'd probably believe them... "And I had to wait 2 hours for that? Sheesh!
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"thought since other people have done them.. i'll do one... i may take the 5th if i really need to... but i'll try not to.... so.... ask me anything!!! "Happy birthday | |||
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"Fabio happy birthday to you. My question - you have been swinging for many years and no doubt met tons of people - describe the strangest person you've met within this lifestyle, not identifying anyone, but what has been the strangest kink etc "the strangest kink has probably come from someone outside of swinging... but in my early days of living in newcastle I went to a nightclub, pull a more mature lady... and when we went back to hers in the middle of sex, being the kind and considerate person i am asked if there was anything else i could do for her... to which she said "pee on me... please pee on me!"... shot out of there fast than usain bolt.... as for weird people swinging.... actually there haven't been that many I have met at socials so from that respect I have been quite lucky...... | |||
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