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"I've ordered a donner and shush kebab on a garlic naan with chips and half a tandoori chicken. For dessert I'll be having type 2 diabetes, a stroke and a heart attack! Would you like a wafer thin mint with that?" Fetch me a bucket! ![]() | |||
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"I've ordered a donner and shush kebab on a garlic naan with chips and half a tandoori chicken. For dessert I'll be having type 2 diabetes, a stroke and a heart attack!" You forgot the cholesterol ![]() | |||
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"I've ordered a donner and shush kebab on a garlic naan with chips and half a tandoori chicken. For dessert I'll be having type 2 diabetes, a stroke and a heart attack!" I prefer a noisy kebab ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've ordered a donner and shush kebab on a garlic naan with chips and half a tandoori chicken. For dessert I'll be having type 2 diabetes, a stroke and a heart attack! You forgot the cholesterol ![]() that led to the heart attack! | |||
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"I've ordered a donner and shush kebab on a garlic naan with chips and half a tandoori chicken. For dessert I'll be having type 2 diabetes, a stroke and a heart attack! You forgot the cholesterol ![]() I'm not experiencing any ill effects so far. I'm eyeing up a piece of pork pie though.... | |||
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