FabSwingers.com forum: Fun chat up lines you send to members lol

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for fun, what is the funniest you have send out? Mine is this one lol:

I am horney and want sex this week, what times is your legs open? x

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

well that kind of line would just get deleted if it was sent to us

lol

enuff jokers on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

lol

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By *r not quite virginMan
over a year ago

rochdale

Can also see that being the kind of line that would result in a few slaps of tried face to face haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For a joke I sent a fancy a fuck message to a very nice man. It didn't go down well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just for fun, what is the funniest you have send out? Mine is this one lol:

I am horney and want sex this week, what times is your legs open? x

I would laugh at that

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

awww bless

biscuit anyone?/

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For a joke I sent a fancy a fuck message to a very nice man. It didn't go down well

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That's a good one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a joke I sent a fancy a fuck message to a very nice man. It didn't go down well

Ha I've sent a few of these, all

In jest of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some

people just don't get my humour!

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By *iguy39Man
over a year ago

manchester

I said 'give us a wank with yer bum'. I was very, very d*unk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"For a joke I sent a fancy a fuck message to a very nice man. It didn't go down well

Ha I've sent a few of these, all

In jest of course.

I got a right telling off lol Good to know there are men with integrity on here though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I said 'give us a wank with yer bum'. I was very, very d*unk!"

lol ! That is very funny

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

My Dearest Madam,

By a stringent and exacting selection process you have been chosen to recieve a prestigous 'Bronze Pass' from the great Invictus himself.

This pass allows you to apply with a suitable fawning and affectionate reply within 4 standard Earth hours, thereafter your reply will be vetted for it's suitability and sincerity. If you are deemed to be of possible further interest a 'Silver Pass', valid for 4 Earth standard days will be forwarded with exact instructions on how you are to proceeed.

I wish you every luck in attracting the attention of the great Invictus himself. My commiserations go to those tattered souls who are left broken hearted by his rejection.

May the best lady win.

Secundus, Personal Secretary to Invictus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Could somebody please chat up my member?

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

I don`t think I`ve ever sent a funny one, sent a few "fancy a fucks" on the FAF thread but I`m too shy to mean it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met someone by sending them a message saying 'if you were a tree and i were a squirrel. I'd store my nuts in your hole'.

Me and her are still fab friends and known each other for years now x

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

"I said 'give us a wank with yer bum'. I was very, very d*unk!"

did it work?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fancy a fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well that kind of line would just get deleted if it was sent to us

lol

enuff jokers on here"

This

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lets re-arrange the alphabet & put 'U' and 'I' together

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