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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry white wine with ice please

after that a mojito, and the alternate every 10 minutes

It's been that kind of week....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Whats IPA?

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

Brandy on the rocks please

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

Rosé spritzer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry white wine with ice please

after that a mojito, and the alternate every 10 minutes

It's been that kind of week....

Oh dear ,shall I keep them coming till you fall off the chair?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Can i have a coffee plz ...anno boring old fart but still out at work driving....nearly finished tho ...then off for a whole week yayyy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Brandy on the rocks please

That's an easy one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Isopropyl alcohol?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Rosé spritzer please"

Here ya go

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope) "

On the house , Just for you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a Rekorderlig pear please....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a White Russian, make it pink however you wish, if necessary

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can i have a coffee plz ...anno boring old fart but still out at work driving....nearly finished tho ...then off for a whole week yayyy

2 and a coo?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You should know what I'd want

usual please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"well now - ive had a few cocktails lately and im fancying something light - if its got to be pinky coloured i will have a summer of love please - ( not alchemist prices tho i hope)

On the house , Just for you

thanks -ooooooooooo a large one too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Whats IPA? "

India Pale Ale..Think a Pint of Bitter n your nearly there

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dry white wine with ice please

after that a mojito, and the alternate every 10 minutes

It's been that kind of week....

Oh dear ,shall I keep them coming till you fall off the chair?

Sounds bloody fantastic! If I stay here long enough, a hunk may come and offer to help me to my room

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By *erotic_adventureMan
over a year ago

London, Scotland & The North,

Grey goose vodka, crabbies orange ginger & fresh orange with ice please

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Can i have a coffee plz ...anno boring old fart but still out at work driving....nearly finished tho ...then off for a whole week yayyy

2 and a coo? "

perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Isopropyl alcohol?!

ERE! i resemble that remark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ill have a jd please and one for the stunning lady above me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Its not compulsory to have pink drinks lol

As its Friday you can have any colour you like

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ooh a Mojita for me please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You should know what I'd want

usual please

Tia maria , vodka and a snog?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight. "

Ok , this could take a while . Pulling pints is not my strong point lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

A cup of Earl Grey and a crunchie, please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Whats IPA?

India Pale Ale..Think a Pint of Bitter n your nearly there

Oh ok , Ive got beer , will that do?

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight.

Ok , this could take a while . Pulling pints is not my strong point lol "

Ok , you do the port and I'll look after the pint.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dry white wine with ice please

after that a mojito, and the alternate every 10 minutes

It's been that kind of week....

Oh dear ,shall I keep them coming till you fall off the chair?

Sounds bloody fantastic! If I stay here long enough, a hunk may come and offer to help me to my room

They are all starting to come in now , keep an eye out while you can still see

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle

just remembered we have some of that - its my sons but he gone to live in germany - think i might claim it - fancy sharing xxx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle

The whole bottle ? Want a straw?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cup of Earl Grey and a crunchie, please.

Cheap date.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of Earl Grey and a crunchie, please.

Do you put sugar in it ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Make mines very large honey bushmills please and 3icecubes many thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Need a stiff one but got tea xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Make mines very large honey bushmills please and 3icecubes many thanks x

Oops , dropped 4 in , youll just need to fish one out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'd like to buy a drink for the hot bar maid please x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a stiff one but got tea xx"

Whiskey ? Chuck it in your cuppa?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After running around after a 2year old all day, could i please have a very large glass off red wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We'd like to buy a drink for the hot bar maid please x

Aww, Thank you very much . That'll be another rum for me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After running around after a 2year old all day, could i please have a very large glass off red wine "

Bless ya , Will keep you topped up

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Vodka

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

double cuban please, no ice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Vodka

Mixer ? Ice ? Or have you had a hard day too and just want a straw?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"double cuban please, no ice

Ice cubes sometimes get in the way eh?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pint of Guinness please, but can you poor a measure of port in there first. I'm on a mission tonight. "

This x 2 please...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should know what I'd want

usual please

Tia maria , vodka and a snog?

OHHHH good lass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green tea

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"A cup of Earl Grey and a crunchie, please.

Do you put sugar in it ? "

4 and it a pint mug, please. I'm a cheap night out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cider with something to put in it

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By *iuliettaWoman
over a year ago

DEVIZES

"A pint of IPA for me Lass..n no poncy umbrella ta.

Gimp

Ooh, havent had that in years, theres a Greene King pub about 10 miles away as well!

Might Go for a Jack and Ginger though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well - as it's virtual prices too - Any lovely guys and girls out there fancy sharing a magnum of Dom Perignon with me? It goes great with pork scratchings!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Need a stiff one but got tea xx

Whiskey ? Chuck it in your cuppa?"

make it brandy and im yours xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green tea

I've no Green tea , but I have those minty ones

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cup of Earl Grey and a crunchie, please.

Do you put sugar in it ?

4 and it a pint mug, please. I'm a cheap night out

You certainly are!

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By *abrina59TV/TS
over a year ago

moved to cuckold land

Ohhh lets do the length of the gantry just keep them coming lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A cider with something to put in it

An umbrella? Straw? Ice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Need a stiff one but got tea xx

Whiskey ? Chuck it in your cuppa?

make it brandy and im yours xx"

Done

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Free shots of Jager anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Free shots of Jager anyone?

It's gonna get a bit Lionel

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A cider with something to put in it

An umbrella? Straw? Ice? "
Anything really - I just love putting things in cider

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

Dry white wine please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green tea

I've no Green tea , but I have those minty ones

You just can't get the staff nowadays

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By *ikeC81Man
over a year ago

harrow

Not drinking till I get to the airport tomorrow then it's on the piss with 3 lions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start? "

Yep

I'm game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not drinking till I get to the airport tomorrow then it's on the piss with 3 lions "

your meeting 3 lions at the airport?

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

"Rosé spritzer please

Here ya go

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

Yep

I'm game

Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Large jamesons for me.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'll have an Alabama Slammer please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

Yep

I'm game

Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x"

You trying to get us d*unk?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get Steve a b52 on us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

Yep

I'm game

Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x

You trying to get us d*unk?

Shit! Rumbled!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Disaronno and lemonade please. Bit of ice. Only a bit of lemonade. In fact forget the ice and lemo just give me the bottle

just remembered we have some of that - its my sons but he gone to live in germany - think i might claim it - fancy sharing xxx"
love amarretto. What yo need is a glass of prosecco with a splas of amaretto in it its lush

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Im up for that! See who can stay upright the longest

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Im up for that! See who can stay upright the longest

Watch out sandl40 are trying to get us d*unk.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

pucker up lovely

Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Im up for that! See who can stay upright the longest

Watch out sandl40 are trying to get us d*unk.

Aye, ones for the watching

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Oh a bottle or two of delirium nocturnal please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green tea

I've no Green tea , but I have those minty ones

You just can't get the staff nowadays

Shut it You

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By *overs14Couple
over a year ago

norwich

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

Yep

I'm game

Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x

You trying to get us d*unk?

Shit! Rumbled!"

Your welcome to try and get us d*unk

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll have an Alabama Slammer please

Whats in it ? LOL Barmaid of the year award goes to....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Get Steve a b52 on us

Thanks! Don't bother with the glass

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Large jamesons for me. "

Coming right up

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

A wee malibu, soda water and ice please...

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

pucker up lovely

Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?

Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of red open here x

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

pucker up lovely

Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?

Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

pucker up lovely

Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?

Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog

Of course! Im a pretty good snogger ya know

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A wee malibu, soda water and ice please...

Here you go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Now we're talking! Tequila to start?

Yep

I'm game

Then sambuca, a b52 and a slippery nipple please x

You trying to get us d*unk?

Shit! Rumbled!

Your welcome to try and get us d*unk

We'd want to be completely sober for you two! Want to remember every little detail xxx

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

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few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

We need a DJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hey pinky!!

Line up the bar with some shots

Who wants to down a few with me

Large jamesons for me.

Coming right up

I'm liking it here. Service is excellent.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy a cocktail now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A glass of quarantee tres over ice please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So this is where everyone is drinking, I have been in the wrong bar

A vodka an no ice, If you have any,

Thanks

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

You can twerk right in my face

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

You can twerk right in my face

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you lucky! I aint eaten baked beans all be good! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Somebody mind the bar .... I need the loo

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'll have an Alabama Slammer please

Whats in it ? LOL Barmaid of the year award goes to....

It's a mix of vodka, Southern Comfort, amaretto, and sloe gin and topped off with orange juice

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

You can twerk right in my face

you lucky! I aint eaten baked beans all be good! Lol

Whoo hoo! A beanless bootie bobbling about

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will have plenty of cocktails plz...lmao no pun intended

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have an Alabama Slammer please

I didn't know Alabama was on offer

Can I slammer her now and 1 for a night cap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

We need a DJ

May I recommend The matrix zion rave mix

Oh I'll have a gin and tonic ,ice and lime , cheers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy a cocktail now

me too.

A Mayan Whore please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in dire need of a large vodka

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I fancy a cocktail now

me too.

A Mayan Whore please

Ooooh! That's tasty!

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over a year ago

"I fancy a cocktail now

me too.

A Mayan Whore please

Ooooh! That's tasty!

very

fancy a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The service is a bit slow in here

Or am I barred

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By *bony in IvoryCouple
over a year ago

Black&White Utopia

"I'd like a lovely lush lady to linger, if anyone wants to volunteer

My cocktails are having a licentious effect

few more of these brandy's and I will have me Twerking head on! Lol

You can twerk right in my face

you lucky! I aint eaten baked beans all be good! Lol

Whoo hoo! A beanless bootie bobbling about

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boinggg boingggg!! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The service is a bit slow in here

Or am I barred

Service may be a little slow but the ambience and the clientele are first class

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The service is a bit slow in here

Or am I barred

Service may be a little slow but the ambience and the clientele are first class

Everyone must of gone to the private rooms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?

Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?

Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.

Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Can i have a peroni now ...im finished for the night and officially on holibags

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over a year ago

"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?

Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.

Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?"

Absolutely! X

Not sharing my kebab though.

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By *himaeraWoman
over a year ago

near derby.

"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?

Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.

Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?

Absolutely! X

Not sharing my kebab though.

Oh go on, just let me nibble round the sides...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd like a strawberry pink clitorada

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I,ll have a screaming orgasm please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A pint of Bishop's Finger please...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Ffs you wouldnt need to be dyin of thirst ...the service in here is shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hey, has someone been at my roasted nuts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ffs you wouldnt need to be dyin of thirst ...the service in here is shocking

shite innit,,your place or mine

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over a year ago

"I'll have several Stella's, various shots, a couple of double vodka & . Followed by a badly cooked kebab, an argument with my reflection in shop windows & an overpriced taxi home please?

Oh! & if I could lose a shoe, that would be great.

Fancy a snog up against a shop doorway to go with that?

Absolutely! X

Not sharing my kebab though.

Oh go on, just let me nibble round the sides...

Only if I can nibble your sides.xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Oi , I was away . I did ask for someone to mind the bar but nobody heard me

I don't serve grumpy punters anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I missed last orders?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have I missed last orders?

Nope , 5 minutes till closing time

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over a year ago

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

squirt some fanny juice in mine too

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

i am ashamed

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over a year ago

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

squirt some fanny juice in mine too"

You've had too much buckie , hometime for you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

i am ashamed

Aye , I should think so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have I missed last orders?

Nope , 5 minutes till closing time

5 mins??!! Oh gawd rack em

Up sweet cheeks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

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over a year ago

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

squirt some fanny juice in mine too

You've had too much buckie , hometime for you

I like buckfast cos it makes me fuckfast

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Can I have a midori sour please! Mmmm

Of course ,

See, this lady has manners

i am ashamed

Aye , I should think so

im on holiday now and gagging for 1 ..but no excuses...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bottle of apple sours? If I may ill share honest.

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Bottle of apple sours? If I may ill share honest.

yummmmm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oi , I was away . I did ask for someone to mind the bar but nobody heard me

I don't serve grumpy punters anyway

ah shurup we,ve all helped our shelffs,,'hic',,oops,,i feel sick

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over a year ago

"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lines of assorted drinks all lined up on the bar , Bottle of sours for the lady , in fact fuck it . Help yourselves . Im pished and cant see what im doing anymore!

Im going for a snooze over there!

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over a year ago

"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X

Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best

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over a year ago

"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X

Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best

I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X

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over a year ago

"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X

Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best

I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X

"
sounds like the perfect place to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'll have a gin & tonic please.. And a cheeky finger on the bar stool please

I have ten fingers available, from short & thick to long thin. Which would madam prefer? A combination perhaps? X

Ooo a combination might be nice, until we decide what fits best

I recommend starting with two long thin, with the thumb gently pressed on the clitoris. X

sounds like the perfect place to start

lets begin!

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By *renchbambi xWoman
over a year ago

Need to know basis

"What are we having? I fancy Bacardi with fruit juice , an ice cube , slice of lime , an umberella in a big fat glass!

I'll have a Millionaire....as soon as i win the lottery

and a kiss from the hostess of course

pucker up lovely

Oh if you win the lottery , can I have some?

Have some and have more...And of you pucker up...do i get a kiss....a snog

Of course! Im a pretty good snogger ya know

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