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By *enuineguy OP Man
over a year ago

Whitstable

Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

From experience, doesn't matter whether it is long or short, some people read them - some don't.

Mine is long, but I'd rather give someone an idea of my personality as thats an important part of getting into my knickers!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks for the info

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Or do as I do: a lengthy and detailed profile so potential meet have enough information to make an informed decision on whether or not they want to meet me and a one liner for those just after my body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No one would be interested in mine it's crap

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

I think a profile puts across some values.....

Does that mean little profile, little value

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

THERES WORDS ON PROFILES.......SERIOUSLY!!!! Thought it was just pics

id better go perv oops look thru all the profiles again

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Shorter, upbeat profiles without lists of rules attract me more, but there are longer ones that I think do the job well too.

Ranty or negative profiles are a major turn-off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get a stupid amount of messages related to mine, which is nice. I do hate it when they misread "squint" as "squirt" though.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I get a stupid amount of messages related to mine, which is nice. I do hate it when they misread "squint" as "squirt" though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find really, really short profiles tend to put me off, much for the same reasons that women and couples get put off by male profiles that clearly demonstrate a lack of effort.

I like to know a little something about someone in order that I can decide on whether or not i'd like to meet them.

Physical attraction is one thing, but it's just as important to know if you're likely to 'click' with someone sexually.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've sent so many messages designed to show I have read a profile, more often than not they are read and deleted immediately.

But I must admit, if I have to scroll the page to find the bottom I lose interest quick and don't bother with a message, most of the long ones are rants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ours is long and humourous we like to take the piss out of ourselves and each other.

So yes we would rather that than reading " couple who likes to play"

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we often get 'nice profile' - often thats as far as it gets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

And we don't want to meet someone that can't be bothered to read our profile and dismisses it as bullshit. Like attracts like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I enjoy reading profiles, they say something about the owner that images often can't.

But, I do stop and move on if the beginning is a ranty list of do's and don'ts of someone who has obviously had a bad day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I also add that I thoroughly enjoyed reading yours Crystal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ours is long and humourous we like to take the piss out of ourselves and each other.

So yes we would rather that than reading " couple who likes to play"

Her"

you two -- take the piss nah never lol xxxxxxxxxxxxxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Or do as I do: a lengthy and detailed profile so potential meet have enough information to make an informed decision on whether or not they want to meet me and a one liner for those just after my body

not read your profile. I'll take your body

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree with you mine is quite long though because hopefuly if people do read it they wont ask me stupid questions like what are you into etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be done

xxxxxxx

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

has to be done

xxxxxxx

Her"

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

cool for you.... hows that working for ya so far?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The point of reading a profile is to filter out those who don't want the same as you.

I always read them before I message.

Clearly others don't, just had another message today asking me for a daytime meet! I can't make it any clearer...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Same here, I avoid the novel profiles, single lines like fuck tonight my place is enough lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

not read your profile. I'll take your body

You need to put the secret code word in your message title otherwise I don't read them. The secret code word is "canisitonyaface"

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K

I enjoy reading all length of profiles..

what bugs me is the quote 'any questions just ask'

yes, I will

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

I dont think I have anything at all serious in mine, I havent looked at it in ages.

This ISN'T a sneaky way of getting you to have a look, I dosent bother me if you do or don't.

I just didnt want to miss out on the convo

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I enjoy reading all length of profiles..

what bugs me is the quote 'any questions just ask'

yes, I will

I do that, I ask what I think are intelligent and interesting questions.

Usually ends with read/deleted and no reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think people read profiles more than we think. When I had just a dot as profile text I still got a fair amount of mail. Since I updated it... none....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I dont think I have anything at all serious in mine, I havent looked at it in ages.

This ISN'T a sneaky way of getting you to have a look, I dosent bother me if you do or don't.

I just didnt want to miss out on the convo"

I looked. I like it!

Excellent status update.

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

"I dont think I have anything at all serious in mine, I havent looked at it in ages.

This ISN'T a sneaky way of getting you to have a look, I dosent bother me if you do or don't.

I just didnt want to miss out on the convo

I looked. I like it!

Excellent status update.

Im honest and consistant.

Im often saying (my status) when we have threads on here about the 'Best Feeling Ever'.

Some will say 'Cuddles' some will sex 'making love' but no, not me.

Scoring a goal or having a shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for that Useful piece of information, Without your Insight into what people should and should not be doing with their profiles we would continue to only meet people with the same interests/Humour as us, I shall now be deleting the lot and replace it with something short and to the point.

How does We Fuck all, First come first Serviced sound

Cynical Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

some dont read them whatever the length!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

Short attention span?

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

some dont read them whatever the length!"

I like them, as they give a feel for the type of person, usually.

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By *igeiaWoman
over a year ago

Bristol

I enjoyed writing mine. I enjoy reading other people's. I like reading generally so if someone messages me and blatantly hasn't bothered reading my profile then I save them the bother of reading a reply...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

No they won't

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

not read your profile. I'll take your body

You need to put the secret code word in your message title otherwise I don't read them. The secret code word is "canisitonyaface" "

Thanks for the heads up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

stealth look at me thread developing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Same here, I avoid the novel profiles, single lines like fuck tonight my place is enough lol

Yeh, and how nany veris in 12 months?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's up to individuals of course, but I can't see the point in too much wordage. I keep my short and to the point.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Some couples and single ladies complain that people don't read or can't be bothered to read there profiles..

I don't want to read a profile on bullshit thats as long as a novel. Keep it simple and keep it short then people will read them

Simples."

Win win in my book if a man has the attention span of a gnat and can't follow instructions: not for me. If man just wants to empty his balls and go: I'm not for them!

All good!

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