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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm waiting for a parcel to arrive, what shall I wear to give the delivery person a treat?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

smear yer naked self all over in peanut butter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will most likely be a man and not givea a shit what you have on

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

one of those rubber chickens type caps, pink feather boa and waders..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"smear yer naked self all over in peanut butter."

or do that lol

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

nottinghamshire

Blood covered overalls and a bloody kitchen knive or clever

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"smear yer naked self all over in peanut butter."

I'm getting 1kg of peanut butter delivered, so there's none in the house right now

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics

See through wet white t shirt and tell them you are sorry you are just sooo wet but you have a "situation"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It will be a guy so stick ya onesie on

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"See through wet white t shirt and tell them you are sorry you are just sooo wet but you have a "situation"

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Good one, anything on below the waist?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It will be a guy so stick ya onesie on "

Guys like treats too, sexist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"It will be a guy so stick ya onesie on

Guys like treats too, sexist. "

That is a treat

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here "
Drop it Hide it Lose it by any chance

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here "

Maybe just maybe the delivery guy peeked through yer window n saw ya smearing peanut butter all over yerself panicked n left.

not saying that's what happened

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here

Maybe just maybe the delivery guy peeked through yer window n saw ya smearing peanut butter all over yerself panicked n left.

not saying that's what happened "

they never tried to deliver ... they lost em at the depot .... I hope whoever nicked em that they dont fit !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wear some clothes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here Drop it Hide it Lose it by any chance "

nope the singing ones ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here

Maybe just maybe the delivery guy peeked through yer window n saw ya smearing peanut butter all over yerself panicked n left.

not saying that's what happened

they never tried to deliver ... they lost em at the depot .... I hope whoever nicked em that they dont fit !!! "

Oh just admit it you smeared yerself in peanut butter n got caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cover yourself completely in marmite and bird feathers and answer the door with your most serious face on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I hope your parcel turns up ... a courier service have managed to lose mine (been nicked more like) so I have to reorder the goods and start the waiting process all over again ... and yeah they are gonna use the same courier service - not a very happy Minx here

Maybe just maybe the delivery guy peeked through yer window n saw ya smearing peanut butter all over yerself panicked n left.

not saying that's what happened

they never tried to deliver ... they lost em at the depot .... I hope whoever nicked em that they dont fit !!!

Oh just admit it you smeared yerself in peanut butter n got caught "

nope and I have even more of the hump now ... have spoken to the supplier and they don't have a replacement in stock either ... grrrrrrrrrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Wear some clothes"

Ooooooooooooh, do I have to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dave got his baby safari oleg today

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wear some clothes

Ooooooooooooh, do I have to?"

just wear a leather chocker with BITCH written on it and a butt plug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave got his baby safari oleg today"

did my boots come to you as well?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage "

if that's aimed at me - the depot have already admitted they have done a manual check of the depot and the parcel has vanished ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm waiting for a lingerie delivery! Should I open the door in Tranny mode hahahahha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage

if that's aimed at me - the depot have already admitted they have done a manual check of the depot and the parcel has vanished .... "

Aimed at the op. Yours has been nicked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage

if that's aimed at me - the depot have already admitted they have done a manual check of the depot and the parcel has vanished ....

Aimed at the op. Yours has been nicked "

my sentiments entirely - I hope the nicker falls over and breaks their neck in em

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage "

I was applying the feathers individually!

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By *erfectlyPervertedCouple
over a year ago

Bristol


"I'm waiting for a parcel to arrive, what shall I wear to give the delivery person a treat? "

A vacuum cleaner hose; you can park the cleaner by the door in preparation but make sure it's plugged in.

Tank Girl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage

I was applying the feathers individually!"

Need a hand doing the ones to your rear

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Oi mate. I knocked earlier no answer but I could smell marmite

Anyway. I've left it in your back passage

I was applying the feathers individually!

Need a hand doing the ones to your rear "

Please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm waiting for a parcel to arrive, what shall I wear to give the delivery person a treat?

A vacuum cleaner hose; you can park the cleaner by the door in preparation but make sure it's plugged in.

Tank Girl"

That's my favourite!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

gimp mask

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dave got his baby safari oleg today

did my boots come to you as well? "

what size are they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Speaking as an ex delivery driver the only treat I would have wanted from a guy was either a cash tip or a pic of his wife/girlfriend in sexy undies

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