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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

One that loads of folk say is calling somebody a wanker,,,eh yea I am,,lol, so?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "

Charming fella, he's probably on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick"

hahaha,,nice one,x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Dick

hahaha,,nice one,x

"

Thanks babezz x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

Charming fella, he's probably on here "

Pity the poor woman who gets him in bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "

Mega

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "
had a barney on the tube with a very rude lady who was complaining the people stood up were interfering with her newspaper reading while she sat down. . She ran out of wit and resorted to saying ' should have gone to specsavers ' . . So she was pointing out that i wear glasses . . I had to have a month at the Priory to get over the trauma !

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dick

hahaha,,nice one,x

Thanks babezz x"

go look at my BEAVER thread,,you will love it.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Being called fat, you don't say

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fat c..t wanker prick, gay, anything really lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your cocks too big.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stupid bint lol it always makes me laugh

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Dick

hahaha,,nice one,x

Thanks babezz x

go look at my BEAVER thread,,you will love it. "

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By *exine xCouple
over a year ago

Leicester


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "

Now that made me PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cocks too big."

I get that a lot... why the fuck is she giggling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cocks too big.

I get that a lot... why the fuck is she giggling?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cocks too big.

I get that a lot... why the fuck is she giggling?"

Is that V posting? If so I'd be shocked (and slightly curious...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt, I love being called that. after all you are what you eat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "

i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Takes a hell of a lot to insult me. Half the time I can't even be bothered enough to care lol

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By *ikki ShooterTV/TS
over a year ago

Epsom

Fucking tranny......

Dah yeah! when I get the chance.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Essex girl jokes, people may think I fit the so called criteria lol

If you can take the piss out of yourself you have cracked it.

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him had a barney on the tube with a very rude lady who was complaining the people stood up were interfering with her newspaper reading while she sat down. . She ran out of wit and resorted to saying ' should have gone to specsavers ' . . So she was pointing out that i wear glasses . . I had to have a month at the Priory to get over the trauma ! "

How grown up of her

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By *appyguy17Man
over a year ago

walthamstow

Me....i always get the Paddy jokes...

I don't mind.....

Because i say the rudest things to people in the nicest possible way..and because i'm a Paddy...get away with it..

Irish humour can be cruel

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Me....i always get the Paddy jokes...

I don't mind.....

Because i say the rudest things to people in the nicest possible way..and because i'm a Paddy...get away with it..

Irish humour can be cruel"

Scottish people are always insulting their pals its a term of endearment,,hows it goin ya bawbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any name to do with being fat as I am sherlock

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By *sagent81Man
over a year ago

Leeds

You look like your on steroids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No insults insult me. I really don"t care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Your cocks too big."

I get told that a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get told i'm 'too picky' and that 'my standards are ridiculous'. Not an insult in my book but it makes some guys feel better so carry on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No insults insult me. I really don"t care. "

Same here. Sticks and stones and all that

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By *uggarbunnyWoman
over a year ago

Doncaster

I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me "

My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They're usually jibes about Mrs N's height, the usual banal comments from morons. It used to be hurtful to her but with confidence comes a 'fuck you' attitude to the haters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time waster ..... when i tell then politely that I'm not interested in meeting them cus they are straight ! I'm sure they think I should be sooooo happy they wanna meet me lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got called a halfbreed! Lol reminded me of Harry potter! Should have called him a filthy mudblood!

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By *ench and StripeCouple
over a year ago

Stenalees

Fat f*cker.

Yep and probably getting way more than you ever dreamed of.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

worked on building sites all my life and been called everything.

Nothing offends me

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By *r_and_MrsxxCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Cripple....

Though hate the word disabled .. Prefer the term "differently-abled"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont matter just words on computer cannot harm anyone.

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By *eliciousladyWoman
over a year ago

Sometimes U.K


"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL"

Haha like it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cocksucker!

Well, erm...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the ex said id never manage anything on my own - but i did - funny thing is the first thing he said after i left was 'she left me and never showed me how to use washing machine or dishwasher' - prat so he is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me

My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol "

Mine used to say no one would want my now I'm fat. Although I didn't do it to prove him wrong,when he saw who I was seeing after him he was silenced

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

i remember when I split with my ex he told me no other man would want me and the only men who paid me attention were desperate men who hadn't had a shag in months, I didn't really take is as an insult cause surely by saying that he was desperate or he wouldn't have married me

My last boyfriend told me something similar, that I wouldn't meet anybody better than him.....he was a control freak..... I've met plenty of people better than him, even on fab!! lol

Mine used to say no one would want my now I'm fat. Although I didn't do it to prove him wrong,when he saw who I was seeing after him he was silenced "

Excellent, love that!! That's a nice revenge I think!!! Serves him right!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I couldn't care less about being insulted, but when their grammar's terrible I become distraught! !

"Your" instead of "you're" - aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex called me a dirty dyke when we split. The irony was lost on him that we joined fab to have a 3sum. He was only jealous cos I gave better oral than him. I must be the only dyke that loves sucking cock and fuckin me tho.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL"

Brilliant! x

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL

Brilliant! x"

They could of said 'Everytime I fuck your other half they give me a biscuit'

(cricket sledge)

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By *renchDeliceMan
over a year ago

Consett

Froggy!

Little onion!

Pepe le pioo!

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"I get told i'm 'too picky' and that 'my standards are ridiculous'. Not an insult in my book but it makes some guys feel better so carry on."

My ex used to say this to me when we were swinging together and I said that I didn't want to play with people that he did. Yes, a cock is a cock and a pussy is a pussy but it's the people they're attached to that you need to have a connection with.

My favourite 'insult' is being called a 'Bitch'. Many years ago I heard someone call a friend of mine a bitch and she turned around with 'oooh thank you, recognition at last, I've worked long and hard to be a bitch, I've finally achieved it!'. I loved her reply and regularly use it myself

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"I get told i'm 'too picky' and that 'my standards are ridiculous'. Not an insult in my book but it makes some guys feel better so carry on.

My ex used to say this to me when we were swinging together and I said that I didn't want to play with people that he did. Yes, a cock is a cock and a pussy is a pussy but it's the people they're attached to that you need to have a connection with.

My favourite 'insult' is being called a 'Bitch'. Many years ago I heard someone call a friend of mine a bitch and she turned around with 'oooh thank you, recognition at last, I've worked long and hard to be a bitch, I've finally achieved it!'. I loved her reply and regularly use it myself "

What if someone stuck a noun or an abjective infront of 'Bitch'.

Im not sure what the correct description is.

For eg 'You stupid Bitch'.

Can you still use your comeback then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get callad a Weirdo pervert quite a bit, and a Nutter......Really ?

Psycho Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get callad a Weirdo pervert quite a bit, and a Nutter......Really ?

Psycho Gimp "

you call yourself some names too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him "

So it was your c*** eating the donuts? Impressive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I get callad a Weirdo pervert quite a bit, and a Nutter......Really ?

Psycho Gimp

you call yourself some names too "

I like to get in first..Saves confusion lol

Deprecating Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

So it was your c*** eating the donuts? Impressive"

If only,might have made him go down on me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't really get offended by anything don't even listen to compliments either so all good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know there's a few people oj here who direct the term at me but anyine tgat calls me politically correct in a derogatory way really doesn't bother me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I know there's a few people oj here who direct the term at me but anyine tgat calls me politically correct in a derogatory way really doesn't bother me"

Thats SOOOO Politically correct

Gimp

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Bleeding heart liberal. Why yes. Yes I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Bleeding heart liberal. Why yes. Yes I am. "

yes that's another I chuckle at!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Grandma! I don't care,I'm proud of my grandchildren

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By *uperGuy68Man
over a year ago

Southampton


"My ex used to call me a fat doughnut eating c***. I don't even like doughnuts so the joke was on him

Charming fella, he's probably on here

Pity the poor woman who gets him in bed "

Sounds like a real catch, but I think we can guess who's having the better time now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I had a comment when I was on a night out by a lad " why are you so fat?" My reply was " so idiots like you don't chat me up" his mates found it funny. LOL"

I like that comment may I use it for the next time I'm asked the same question?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..reach that for me please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On here I often get "whatever, you couldn't pull in the real world, that's why you are on fab", usually when I say I'm not interested... Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being called a fat cunt. Yes I am and yes I have one and know how to use it.

Being called pervert, weird or kinky. My uniqueness has finally been recognised.

Poor punctuation. Now that upsets me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Miserable stroppy bitch. Which I am.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"I couldn't care less about being insulted, but when their grammar's terrible I become distraught! !

"Your" instead of "you're" - aaaarrrrgggghhhhhhh... "

wat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"On here I often get "whatever, you couldn't pull in the real world, that's why you are on fab", usually when I say I'm not interested... Lol "

Ah yes, the frequent and frankly pathetic "i didnt want to sleep with you anyway" when 2 minutes prior they were telling you how beautiful you are. Do guys really think we take that to heart? Bitterness is such a sad quality.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Being called a cunt, everyone knows a cunt is useful. So by that thought process I am actually being complimented on.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when I wouldn't meet this bloke again he said he only saw me cos he knew it was a sure thing that id put out revenge is sweet when he contacted me again and I said no

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Fat old cunt. Trading Standards approved description as far as I'm concerned.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Baldy!

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm stuck up my own arse.....yawn!

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