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Stolen Mojo's

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Where's Dr Evil???

Noticed a few forum regulars mention this. Mine seems to be "missing in action"

Anyone else's libido gone walkies?

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I think I have everyones missing mojo.. if its any consolation, its killing me!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I think I have everyones missing mojo.. if its any consolation, its killing me!! "

Are the midi-chlorians in the "force horn" quite strong???

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd


"I think I have everyones missing mojo.. if its any consolation, its killing me!! "

I'm willing to pay you 1 million dollars to get it back! X

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

*Quite* strong??

bud, I think its growing teeth.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

I think I have the mojo of a small country! Not had sex in two weeks its killing me!!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

My mojo is still present and accounted for but my confidence and motivation have both done a bunk.

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My mojo is still there. Unfortunately I'm too tired to do anything about it.

I fell asleep wanking this morning!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mojo is still there. Unfortunately I'm too tired to do anything about it.

I fell asleep wanking this morning!"

Well if you're anything like me, going at it for over an hour is pretty exhausting on the digits!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my Mojo is alive and kicking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my Mojo is alive and kicking "

It usually is!

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By *ussypussWoman
over a year ago

South Birmingham waiting for the bf to come back after crimbo


"Anyone else's libido gone walkies? "

Mine has been replaced by a rotten cold

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Mine has done a bunk, it's wearing a collar so if anyone finds it please return it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my Mojo is alive and kicking

It usually is! "

Well what can I say, it has a mind of it's own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankfully I still have my mojo although it tends to work over time when its not meant to

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub. "

Always thought mine was teetotal!!

The sneaky f.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.

Always thought mine was teetotal!!

The sneaky f..... "

yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All welcome to come and check our garden, weve been over run by mojos. Think they are coming in via the fairy doors xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is in overdrive at the minute

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All welcome to come and check our garden, weve been over run by mojos. Think they are coming in via the fairy doors xx"

I'll have some of what your smoking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is in overdrive at the minute "
but is he getting action pp?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All welcome to come and check our garden, weve been over run by mojos. Think they are coming in via the fairy doors xx

I'll have some of what your smoking "

hahaha xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is in overdrive at the minute but is he getting action pp?"

yes but not enough to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a drawer full in my lost property cupboard...please contact me to identify yours. XX

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is in overdrive at the minute but is he getting action pp?

yes but not enough to "

go pp, go pp xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine is also missing in action....

I'm getting by on the residue it left behind..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My mojo is still present and accounted for but my confidence and motivation have both done a bunk."

All three of mine are absent

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast


"Oh my Mojo is alive and kicking "

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went about 3 weeks ago and was replaced with a virus. I want it to return!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I switched mine off

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

Mine came back last night after wandering off for a pint and a kebab somewhere for a bit.

It is now fully restored it seems

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.

Always thought mine was teetotal!!

The sneaky f.....

yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em "

Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?

If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think my mojo has been on the energy drinks because it's on overdrive, just can't get enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think my mojo has been on the energy drinks because it's on overdrive, just can't get enough "

Not fair!!! (sticks tongue out rather childishly)

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

if anyone has a spare mojo i d love to look after it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Think my mojo has been on the energy drinks because it's on overdrive, just can't get enough

Not fair!!! (sticks tongue out rather childishly)"

Sorry I would offer to lend it to you but it's being pretty nasty at the moment it's even got me perving over men in the street that I would never go for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.

Always thought mine was teetotal!!

The sneaky f.....

yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em

Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?

If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven"

Drank the house dry. Lounging in the hot tub belching and scratching his balls. Hes abused everything in the farden. Poor shirley wont go out for fear of being got at. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lost mine for 24 hrs which is unheard of so I chased it down had a heart to heart and now its promised to stay

Her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine moved in with Oscar in August, its not come home since!! Its been with Oscar for most of this year, I've had more doctors and nurses looking at my foof than people to play with!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm having mine re-inserted tonight. If the surgery doesn't work I may have to retire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has still gone,I think I may have inadvertently killed it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has got a right huff on with me - work and mojo don't mix

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine went walkies a couple of months ago. I've lost all enthusiasm for meeting. Mrs P has sent out a search party but no luck as yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine went walkies a couple of months ago. I've lost all enthusiasm for meeting. Mrs P has sent out a search party but no luck as yet. "

Its sat quaffing champagne with mine, calling us all the names under the sun and plotting their revenge - can't wait

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lost mojos all seem to end up at Sexycouples house.

Well the garden really, pestering Oscar and sending him for lambrini and causing a hullabaloo in the hot tub.

Always thought mine was teetotal!!

The sneaky f.....

yours is the worst of the bunch. Little bugger kept me awake with all his shinanagins. He cant sing thats for sure. The poor fairies are traumatised with what hes teaching em

Belting out (murdering) Please Release Me at 4 in the morning again?

If you see him, tell him to come home his dinners in the oven

Drank the house dry. Lounging in the hot tub belching and scratching his balls. Hes abused everything in the farden. Poor shirley wont go out for fear of being got at. Xx"

That's my fault! I keep him on a strict no fornicating diet. So when he's on his holidays he likes to let hair down and blow the cobwebs off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine went walkies a couple of months ago. I've lost all enthusiasm for meeting. Mrs P has sent out a search party but no luck as yet.

Its sat quaffing champagne with mine, calling us all the names under the sun and plotting their revenge - can't wait

"

If yours returns soon ask it to ring mine and tell it to get a move on.

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By *adybee77Woman
over a year ago

MAMOBA, miles and miles of bugger all (Aberdeenshire)

Mine is most definitely present and accounted for, with quite a few mates I think...

Constantly horny, hyper and interest in a certain male in my life is at stupid levels, for once backed up with the confidence to actually do it! I think about sex more often than a teenage boy with a porn collection...

The fact the interest is reciprocal is a massive confidence boost which helps too

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By *otsoSnowWhiteWoman
over a year ago

My Ice Castle! South Wales

My mojo has gone on a slow simmer it needs to get a kick start again

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

we have stolen all the mojos ang we are keeping them hostage till all the super sexys agree to play naked twister with baby oil, only the winners get to have their mojos back

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"we have stolen all the mojos ang we are keeping them hostage till all the super sexys agree to play naked twister with baby oil, only the winners get to have their mojos back "

If I must... I need it back by 10pm tonight please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm actually quite enjoying not feeling like a dog on heat!

However, if we are thinking up competitions to gain back lost moji's. Then maybe those of us who have lost theirs, could all group up together and go on a Crystal Maze style TV show and work together to regain them.

Teamwork is Dreamwork

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