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Adverts we ought to be able to see on TV

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Inspired by a culinary delight and an irrepressible 6 packer i offer :

"I feel like shagging tonight."

What's your best effort?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tampon adds with real blood.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tampon adds with real blood."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tampon adds with real blood."

Great selling point

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

For some reason i'm reminded of that England footie manager, who's name, but not nickname escapes me.

Graham Taylor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tampon adds with real blood.

Great selling point "

Thats what they are for Durex adds on a hard cock would sell more of them too.

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

Are you at a loose end this evening?

Nothing planned at all?

All your mates ignoring your calls?

We have the have the solution to all your problems, 100% guaranteed to take your mind off all of the above.

Just dial 0900 123 456 for

DIALATIMEWASTER©

We promise to let you down

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Are you at a loose end this evening?

Nothing planned at all?

All your mates ignoring your calls?

We have the have the solution to all your problems, 100% guaranteed to take your mind off all of the above.

Just dial 0900 123 456 for

DIALATIMEWASTER©

We promise to let you down "

That's bogus that is, that's not our local CID number.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio advert for Dog neutering services???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Radio advert for Dog neutering services??? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anusol ad with before and after photos

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sky TV adverts with cocks instead of remote controls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

More cycling ones, promoting cycle sportives.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anti ageing creams that actually admit you will look the same age in the morning, just a whole lot poorer x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

UnlosRus

The place where broken dreams become shattered dreams

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


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For some reason i'm reminded of that England footie manager, who's name, but not nickname escapes me.

Graham Taylor?"

Hmmmmmmm from memory , errrrrm, oh yeah, - perfect for the FA!!

Yeah, I remember him, - WATFORD!! ..........NUFSAID

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Razor ads showing cocks, bollocks, cracks and pussy being shaved.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Razor ads showing cocks, bollocks, cracks and pussy being shaved."

Imagination, see!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend


"Tampon adds with real blood."
didnt you know period blood really is blue

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

id like to see the rampant rabbit christmas ads .. o cum all ye faithful was hysterical

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By *nne CallanWoman
over a year ago

Nothing to see here. Please move along.

Bbws and bhm in any advert. And im not talking a size 14 either. Where are the size 28 model s and blokes with a 48 waist. Or the little people. Or downs

Give us variety please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long Stressful Day?

Screaming kids getting you down?

Wine just not cutting it anymore?

Then why not run a nice hot bath, light some candles and relax. Take some Me time with new marijuana E-cigs.

For a fraction of the cost of a regular blunt you can get off your tits without any of that cancer crap harshing your mellow.

So take a puff, relax, get out the pizza delivery flyer, tell the kids to put on that really good song. You know the one, the one with the woman going der-der-de-de-der. Oh it's awesome. You know if you hold your toes just above the water they look like funny little people. I bet you can count the tiles in the bathroom......

From Dr.Oetker

*****Now in new Fatty Boombatty size!*****

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By *carineMan
over a year ago

Armthorpe, Doncaster

A 20 blade razor fitted to an outboard motor...

The best a man can get.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Truthful Party Political Broadcasts

Vote Conservative (Labour/Lib-Dem etc)- we want to turn you into a drone army, strip your hard won rights and tax the air you breathe so we can spend gazillions on wine, fine dining and gold embossed bog roll....while you work until you're 90 or drop dead.

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By *agicfingerslovelyMan
over a year ago

Rugby

Shake and Fuck ....... It keeps the whole house hot!

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