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A horse walks into a police station

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By *hyllyphylly OP   Man
over a year ago

Bradford

Finish the joke....

(inspired from a horse actually walking into a police station

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786690/Bizarre-moment-horse-captured-CCTV-wandering-police-station.html )

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By *oom18Couple
over a year ago

Rotherham


"Finish the joke....

(inspired from a horse actually walking into a police station

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2786690/Bizarre-moment-horse-captured-CCTV-wandering-police-station.html )"

and says " tell your mounted division the prick go's underneath and not on top".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He was totally Neeeeiigghhhailed!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A horse walks into a Police Station and says :

"Did you know, ChyllyPhilly is a Daily Mail reader".

To which the Desk Sargeant replied "Fuck me, a talking horse."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Constable asks "why the long face?"

Horse says its coz he's come in to identify a body.

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA

Desk sergeant says 'a white horse - there's a pub down the road named after you'

Horse replies 'what Eric?'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horse says :

I've come to find a jockey, a disc jockey.

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By *amslam1000Man
over a year ago

willenhall

a Mare police horse the only animal with 2 cunts the second one is half way up it's back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said "I really fancy a Spaghetti Bolog-neighs"

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

and says, "Hey, are you really letting me out on bale"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sadness!!

Its a tale of Whoa!

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By *uessWhosBackAgainMan
over a year ago

London

The desk Sargent a bit stunned says: how can I help you MR Van Nistelrooy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Such Wonderful Horspitality..."

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By *uttyjonnMan
over a year ago

SEA


"The desk Sargent a bit stunned says: how can I help you MR Van Nistelrooy "

My stable mate Tony Adams is missing

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By *ce WingerMan
over a year ago

P.O. Box DE1 0NQ

A stallion & his mare walk into an hotel reception and say "Can you show us to the bridle suite please?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A coach driver and the rest of his work colleagues charitably take an entire blind school to Blackpool for the day. The coach driver takes everyone onto the beach and they decide to have a game of football using a ball with a bell inside for the blind players. As the game gets underway, he sneaks off to get himself an ice cream and is back two minutes late. Utter pandemonium and kids crying their eyes out. He pushes through the crowd. "whats happened, whats the matter?" he asks one of the crying children.

Little Johnny sniffs, "Twenty men have just kicked a donkey to death!".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The horse says :

Excuse me, can i use your toilet, i've got the trots.

It was a polite horse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A man in a cinema notices what looks like a horse sitting next to him. "Are you a horse?" asks the man, surprised. "Yes." "What are you doing at the movies?" The horse replies, "Well, I liked the book."

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