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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've not eaten today , no wonder I don't feel well.

Anyone want to bring me some bruinner

Please

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

And there's me just finished steak an chips. You should have said....burp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've not eaten today , no wonder I don't feel well.

Anyone want to bring me some bruinner

Please "

I'm afraid all I can bring you is a smile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Emergency malt loaf needed

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

You can have the crumbs from the bacon butty I've just shovelled down my grid

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cottage pie was good.

Baby carrots too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have done the same thing and have the flippin shakes really bad - have checked my blood/sugar levels and they are fine but heck I can't stop shaking

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I have done the same thing and have the flippin shakes really bad - have checked my blood/sugar levels and they are fine but heck I can't stop shaking "

Minxie, it's far easier to eat a Mars Bar you know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hasn't worked and I had a sugar mouse too - and still uncontrollably shaking

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford


"Hasn't worked and I had a sugar mouse too - and still uncontrollably shaking "

be a shame to waste that shaking....here grab hold of this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can get you a hot dog later if that helps ? Mustard or ketchup ? Onions?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't worked and I had a sugar mouse too - and still uncontrollably shaking "

maybe take the batteries out of your Magic Wand?

Orange juice, and then a banana or some chocolate usually does it.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Hasn't worked and I had a sugar mouse too - and still uncontrollably shaking "

Just be careful, not everything with a white tail is an edible mouse.

You need a can of fat too.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I shirked work today and only had toast and lemsip

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?"

What did you do to poor Paddington ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?"

After reading all the thread I have to say I'm really swayed by this offer the most ...Not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moody do you want some biscuits and cheese?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Hasn't worked and I had a sugar mouse too - and still uncontrollably shaking

maybe take the batteries out of your Magic Wand?

Orange juice, and then a banana or some chocolate usually does it."

Haven't touched the wand today - I think I over did it lopping down the big bush in the garden rapidly as someone offered to take the branches to the tip for me - (yeah I can see the forthcoming posts to that sentence lol) and I don't have any bananas or orange juice or fat in the house - and I so know in a minute I am gonna get a banging headache - and still shaking here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?

What did you do to poor Paddington ? "

Or what did Paddington do to him....

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville


"Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?

What did you do to poor Paddington ?

Or what did Paddington do to him.... "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Moody do you want some biscuits and cheese?"

Now that I could really eat now especially if there is a selection of cheese x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Moody, I've got some marmalade left on my bum if you want that?

What did you do to poor Paddington ? "

Filled him with kippers

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff


"Cottage pie was good.

Baby carrots too "

Baby ones?

I hope you feel ashamed of yourself

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