FabSwingers.com forum: how do you leave a long term partner

By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

...get on the bus gus !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"...get on the bus gus !!"

slip out the back Jack

( ive done that before lol)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a river that don't know where it's flowing

I took a wrong turn and I just kept going

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By *amesGBMan
over a year ago

Cyprus

walk out the front door and don't look back.

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By *supermenCouple (MM)
over a year ago

North London

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

Kick them out , it's bloody freezing out there

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

make a new plan stan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on now go! Walk out the door! Don't turn around now, cos you're not welcome any more!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i hope my meaning won't be miscontrued lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

don't need to be coy Roy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jet plane

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

just drop off the key lee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i appreciate that, why dont we both sleep on it tonight?

tell her all that crap about a butterfly and it's time she flew off to freedom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knowing me, knowing you!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drug, pack and run.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is easy if you take it logically.

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

id like to help you in your struggle to be free

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By *ombshellWoman
over a year ago

islington

you have 2 choices...you either :

tell them to fuck off or you fuck off ...simples!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Leaving on a jet plane don't know when I be back again

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

ahhhh arggghh !!!

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

Run like the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go Now, we've already said Go Now.

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By *ittykate84Woman
over a year ago

CHESTER

You say its not working, just leave! (True story quickest marriage breakup ever)

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

"just drop off the key lee"

aahh what's the next line! ! I'm singing this in my head now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"just drop off the key lee

aahh what's the next line! ! I'm singing this in my head now

and get yourself free

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By *homasP80Man
over a year ago

Linwood

"Go on now go! Walk out the door! Don't turn around now, cos you're not welcome any more!!

Hit the road jack, don't you come back no more, no more, no more.

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

Thank you! ! I'm ok once I get to the chorus lol

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By *ust MonicaWoman
over a year ago

CAMBRIDGESHIRE

U said u would love me until u died, but ur still alive?

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By *ecretly seductiveWoman
over a year ago

Palookaville

There must be. .. fifty ways to leave your Lover

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By *he tactile technicianMan
over a year ago

the good lands, the bad lands, the any where you may want me lands

do a John Stonehouse; Australia has to be attractive this time of year

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh you ain't gotta worry no more,

I'm packing up my bags and I'm out the front door.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

just say 'bye'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In Departures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join the French Foreign Legion.

Monsieur Marmité

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

Straight forward answers really

lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever? "

Just think it was a bit of tin, there may have been a song involved judging by some of the comments.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Run to the hills, run for your life.

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By *om DawnCouple
over a year ago

Medway

It's about time someone sued Paul Simon for misrepresentation - there are never 50 ways to leave your lover described in that song - more like about 8 - he's embarrassed himself there.

Be honest tell the other person why you are leaving them - it will leave you and them with dignity intact. To use the modern parlance 'grow a pair'

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

let me sleep on it and i ll tell you in the morning

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever?

Just think it was a bit of tin, there may have been a song involved judging by some of the comments. "
fun lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That song is going to be in my head all day now!

Quietly turning the backdoor key

Stepping outside she is free.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm tired Lord and I'm drawn

And I'm chilled right to the bone

I crawled home from my work

And this note said she was gone

Said your dinner's in the cat

And your love is out the door

I'm goin' back to my momma

And I don't want you no more, no more

She said she don't want me no more

She's gone back to her momma

Said she's never never comin' back no more

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the time I get to Phoenix she'll be rising

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In a big yellow taxi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever? "

I'm not in a clique but even I know what's going on

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By *harpDressed ManMan
over a year ago

Here occasionally, but mostly somewhere else

"Am confused is this another one of those clique thread's again. Only those in the know. Have a clue what is going on and rest of us excluded.

Or is this the worst advice thread ever? "

I barely post, and I can see what's going on. Just because you happen to miss a cultural reference is no cause to start Pinning it on "a clique".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jusy hop on the bus Gus,

Don't need to discuss much

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By *s_bettyboopWoman
over a year ago

-3

On the midnight train to georgia..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get your kicks on Route 66

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Say It's just your preference, and every little ting, gonna be alright...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It aint me babe.. no no no it aint me babe

It aint me you're lookin for"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cos Im as free as a bird now

And this bird you'll never change. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Thanks to you im much obliged

Been such a pleasant stay

But now its time for me to go

The autumn moon lights my way.....

It's time to ramble on..."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You wont even see me

oh no, for dust..

Im runnin with the pack

Never lookin back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer, my friend, is blowing in the wind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd really like to make a confirm reservation,

I'm going over to cross River Jordan,

Now I may lose, some day i'm gonna win,

I am going to where there is no sin,

Cos in this town, I cain't take the fight no more..

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

Just fucking leave Steve

No need to be mean Dean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please let me stay just a one more night

I'll be leaving in the morning if that's alright

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ohhhh

In the Flamingo Club

On the south-east side,

Sits Rodriguez and his

Brand-new bride.

An ex-patron met him

Down by the riverside

It started when she lost her man.

He ran away with a blonde

In a black sedan,

And she, she got no place to stay,

He heard her sweet voice say

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s alright, oh.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I,

Could I,

Please stay one more night?

And the morning came, and she,

She made him breakfast.

She liked his house, and she

She liked his address.

She liked the way he made love to her,

But could she stay a little bit longer.

Until she, she’s found a better job,

Because she,

She got no place to stay, oh,

He heard her sweet voice say,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s alright, oh.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I,

Could I,

Please stay one more night?

Give it to me baby

Instumental break

And the next week came, and the,

Week after that.

She moved her parrot, and her

Her tabby cat.

Her Persian carpet, and the

The welcome mat.

Could he please lend her a fiver?

For her brother; a sweet skin diver,

You see she,

She got no place to stay,

He heard her sweet voice say,

Yeah yeah yeah yeah

Oh, one more night

Just a one more night,

Could I please stay

Just a one more night?

I’ll be leaving in the morning if that’s ok, hey.

Could I stay?

Could I please stay?

C-could I

Scouze I

Please a stay one more night?

Oh lemme, lemme, lemme stay,

A squeeze a please a lemme stay,

Just one more, one more night.

Ah Could I stay

Could I please stay?

I’ll wash up the dishes.

Lemme, lemme, lemme stay

I’ll make up the bed yeah.

Please won’t you lemme stay?

I’ll take out the garbage.

Please,

One more?

NO!

door slams shut

phone rings

Could I stay

Could I please stay?

I’ll do all the shoppin’

I’ll do all the moppin’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

be nice n say goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something is very wrong... there are 60 posts last I looked... but Paul said there was only 50 ways

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By *om DawnCouple
over a year ago

Medway

He actually says there 'must be' - but he lied as we said earlier - wig wearing gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

He said must be, he didn't claim to know them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peace out! Chest thump salute

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

my advice is (not the words to a song).

bite the bullet and take the bull by the horns, put your best foot forward, dont look back, hit the road, and move on, block & delete, the exits are located here,here and here, dont run before you can walk.

bored thinking things up now... feel free to add your own

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry.

Is Paul Simon a swinger then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the back of a lorry

with Roy Cropper from Corrie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry.

Is Paul Simon a swinger then? "

no a singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry.

Is Paul Simon a swinger then? "

But pearls a singer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pop a train ticket in his lunch box....

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By *L RogueMan
over a year ago

London

Have a good alibi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Apparently Robbie swings both ways!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Apparently Robbie swings both ways!

Swing when your winning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the Highway to Hell - ok it's a bit drastic but if needs must !!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

With Shag and his abs in a van, damn!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mickey Newbury's take on this :

Babys packed her soft things

and shes left me

I just know she didn't mean to make me cry

Its not her heart, Lord its her mind

She didn't mean to be unkind

Why, she even woke me up to say goodbye

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know her list of lovers was just as long as mine

But the sometime plan of a natural man is to settle down

But the one time ways of that woman had done busted up my mind

Well, she's out the door

She got one more on her list

Than I got on mine

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

quickly!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

pack up your rubber duck

id like to wish you luck

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