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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Someone told me that the majority of truck (lorrie) drivers are doggers and do it on a regular basis. Is this effectively true, or just some made up crap?

Can drivers weight in on this one please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When was the last time you saw a 44tonne artic parked down a narrow country lane?

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By *asmanian TigerMan
over a year ago

lala land


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When was the last time you saw a 44tonne artic parked down a narrow country lane?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me that the majority of truck (lorrie) drivers are doggers and do it on a regular basis. Is this effectively true, or just some made up crap?

Can drivers weight in on this one please? "

I think they meant serial killers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I was doing the breakdown and recoveries, went out to a few trucks in the middle of the night stuck down narrow lanes. Very sheepish drivers blaming satnavs !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mmm . I was a driver for 20 years . Never found or heard of any of the other drivers doing it . I don't think any of us had time to do anything as horny as that .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lot of them hire prostitutes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Someone told me that the majority of truck (lorrie) drivers are doggers and do it on a regular basis. Is this effectively true, or just some made up crap?

Can drivers weight in on this one please?

I think they meant serial killers. "

I've killed loads of wheaterbixs . Does this count? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

NUUURSE the person in the next room has been eating the Mushrooms again

Gimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a myth

Truckers don't have time to go searching out car parks etc. There overworked and at the end of the day if they are sleeping in the cab its a quick wank then bed.

I should know. Lol

We all would like to pick a lady up at truckstops etc but it just doesn't happen.

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By *om DawnCouple
over a year ago

Medway

No they are just bad selfish drivers in particular the ones from abroad !

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge


"It's a myth

Truckers don't have time to go searching out car parks etc. There overworked and at the end of the day if they are sleeping in the cab its a quick wank then bed.

I should know. Lol

We all would like to pick a lady up at truckstops etc but it just doesn't happen. "

spot on nothing worse than bedding down after a 15 hour run and some manky old bint in a cheap basque n stokings banging on your door asking for business find a bottle of truckers cider soon sends them away

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By *layer oneMan
over a year ago

mirfield


"It's a myth

Truckers don't have time to go searching out car parks etc. There overworked and at the end of the day if they are sleeping in the cab its a quick wank then bed.

I should know. Lol

We all would like to pick a lady up at truckstops etc but it just doesn't happen. "

can't even do that now as most cabs are being fitted with cameras so HQ can turn them on at any time to see if the driver is in bed, but it's all in the name of safety

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost parked in the 'big lay by' on a1/a47 on Wednesday so I let a tranny in my cab for fun but bottled it and went to march instead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They would bum road kill given half a chance

Course it's true

Most carry fake ID an all coz they ate all

Serial killers

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i spend a lot of time dodging truck drivers ... indicate and pull straight out .. bastards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If only you knew.

Those posts in here relating to bad driving, indicating, false documents etc.. we are one of the most regulated professions going, so it's you guys and your wild and vivid imaginations that have it wrong, maybe your imagining what you would be like doing this job.

Most of us are clean, friendly and courteous. Most of us have cameras as well, this bring because of all you numbnut drivers trying to get to heaven or hell quicker than intended. Rant over.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

im guessing if ur overnights in trucks u just want a shower and get ur head down...sleep I mean.. and all thats going thru ur head is dick head car drivers who have no idea how much concentration u need to safely drive a hgv and avoid being cut up or not squash a car thats trying to get in front on a round about... oh yes and then theres the have I got enough driving hours left to complete what the management expect of me and will this truck pass a vosa check...

actually. .Now I read that i expect a nice bit of sex would be just the ticket..... lol

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