FabSwingers.com forum: Filthy forum lounge

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

look at the state of this place,,ffs.

empty crisp packets down the back of the sofa,stains on the carpet,crumbs every where,ash trays over flowing.

I don't mind tidying up now n then,a bit of hovering was done yesterday.

I noticed tina did some dusting last week,,but ffs guys could you try n pick up yer rubbish n keep the forum lounge a bit tidy.

Oh and WHO WAS THE FILTHY SWINE that left a used condom (with a bit of tomato skin n sweetcorn on the end of it)in the hallway.

Disgusting, really.

So im suggesting we lay out some sort of rota to clean dust n hoover the longe.

Volunteers please.

im buggered if ya think Tina n I are doing it all the time.

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

Nowt to do with me! I'm away!

But put me on the rota for washing up - those mugs all want a Damn good bleaching to get rid of the stains!

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

The final straw for me was when I found a newt in my gin

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By *afadaoMan
over a year ago

Staines

"Oh and WHO WAS THE FILTHY SWINE that left a used condom (with a bit of tomato skin n sweetcorn on the end of it)in the hallway."

I'm so, so sorry! I was unblocking the sink after a heavy night on the tequilas and couldn't locate my rubber gloves. I'm just pleased you didn't find the other nine.......

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i ll try to do some hovering .. are we logging onto chore wars on womans hour now

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Blame Funky and his regular lunchtime chat room wank sessions !

DNA check the stains on the sofa!!

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By *utmegsMan
over a year ago

Closer than you think

"The final straw for me was when I found a newt in my gin

If it was a small on that was Tiny. I call him that because he my newt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The final straw for me was when I found a newt in my gin

What was the newt being used for prior to landing in your gin? Actually , no, don't answer that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get yer pinny on darling

Can't wait all day for a sub with OCD and a cleaning fetish now can we?

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

"Nowt to do with me! I'm away!

But put me on the rota for washing up - those mugs all want a Damn good bleaching to get rid of the stains!

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dont you dare come near my mug with bleach ... bleugh

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By *thwalescplCouple
over a year ago

brecon

Ok, I'm in..... Oh, wait, is that the time, soz, start without me, I'm booked to take a newt for a walk!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cleaning cups while playing I spy is a mugs game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've not been in all week! Not my mess

Well , the crisp poke down the sofa could have been mine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I get LOADS of offers from guys wanting to be my cleaning slaves! Shall I send a few of them round? - Some of them offer to do it with their tongues, too!!

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By *ourbonKissMan
over a year ago

a land up north..... of leicester

I have played no part in this mess

I promise!!

I am however happy to supervise the ladies as they go about their business cleaning but I will require them all to be wearing a French maids outfit or not as the case may end up being

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do NOT do cleaning. I will supervise

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

We need a rota, pinnys don't work with me. I have however worked with a fair few ninnys, though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

While we're at it how about a swear box? The lounge is like a navvies mess with some of the language I've heard. It's going right downhill in here

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

I'll craft the swear box. It will be a delicate affair, to remind some of the foul mouthed lot that some here are of a sensitive disposition. Please find alternatives for wank, piss, fuck, cunt etc as our language is so rich and varied.

I'm using my feather duster, via the rota to keep things slick n span. I need some Mr muscle to clear your grime away. Shagtonight could come in handy but would likely splatter his own mess about too on a needed one night stand.

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By *nvictusMan
over a year ago

Beeston

THERE IS FUCKING GLITTER IN THE TOILET AGAIN!!!!

You people are animals!!!!!

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By *hortieWoman
over a year ago

Northampton

I'll cover the sofas in clingfilm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THERE IS FUCKING GLITTER IN THE TOILET AGAIN!!!!

You people are animals!!!!! "

Now don't pass the buck sweetie! -you KNOW it was from your tiara!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"THERE IS FUCKING GLITTER IN THE TOILET AGAIN!!!!

You people are animals!!!!!

Now don't pass the buck sweetie! -you KNOW it was from your tiara!

A knicker in the box for the F word

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